Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cultured: Frequent references to classic art, literature, and poetry in tweets.
- Reflective: Shares personal musings about nature, seasons, and life.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating jokes about spending money on apple juice or champagne.
- Passionate: Expresses strong emotions, e.g., love for mankind and admiration for Auden.
- Observant: Notes everyday details, such as describing a man eating sauerkraut on the Tube.
Weaknesses:
- Bigoted: Tweets declare hatred toward migrants and other groups.
- Sexist: Makes demeaning remarks about women, e.g., 'At least she doesn't have a penis.'
- Classist: Comments on Barbour jackets being reserved for titled owners with shotgun licences.
- Contradictory: Simultaneously claims love for all mankind while expressing hate toward migrants.
- Self‑promotional: Requests readers click bio link and donate money for poems.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user demonstrates a strong penchant for high culture, constantly sharing images of classic artworks and quoting literary figures such as Nabokov, Auden, and Robert Lowell ("Nabokov on this fine crisp morning...", "I'm reading Pound again..."). They also exhibit a pretentious, aristocratic attitude toward taste, decrying certain cuisines as "primitive and unsophisticated" and insisting that Barbour jackets should be reserved for the titled ("Cuisines that rely heavily on spice are primitive and unsophisticated.", "The Barbour jacket has been vulgarised...you should only be allowed to own one if you have a title and a shotgun licence."). Their occasional xenophobic remarks ("I hate migrants.") and disdain for the masses align with the villainous elitist worldview of Sideshow Bob, who frequently looks down on ordinary Springfield residents. Sideshow Bob is also known for his love of fine arts and classical music, mirroring the user's frequent posts about paintings, operatic references, and classical composers ("The Draughtsman's Contract really is one of the best films I've seen. A very English film.", "My neighbour is ninety year old Jewish woman from Brooklyn. She play Schubert in the mornings.")). The combination of cultured snobbery, British affectations, and a condescending, sometimes hateful tone makes Sideshow Bob the Simpsons character that best fits this user.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user tends to be introspective and prefers solitary reflection, as shown by tweets like "Reading Catullus in the shade" and "I love Auden so much" rather than engaging in social chatter, indicating Introversion. Their frequent references to abstract ideas, literature, and future possibilities—e.g., "Planning an expedition to the Himalayas" and quoting poets—point to Intuition over concrete Sensing. They often make logical, critical judgments such as "Cuisines that rely heavily on spice are primitive and unsophisticated" and "If you read the history of Rome you read History," reflecting a Thinking preference. Finally, their organized, goal‑oriented mindset is evident in statements like "Planning an expedition to the Himalayas" and "Quod facis, fac celeriter," which suggest a Judging attitude. These patterns align best with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were characters in a Hayez self-portrait, I'd be the gentleman in a Barbour jacket, and you'd be the timeless muse that makes every brushstroke worth a thousand-pound champagne.
- How about we swap our favorite poems - Auden for me, Catullus for you - over a glass of Sauternes-jelly-topped foie gras, while the autumn wind whispers like a Nabokov sentence?
- I heard you love 'The Draughtsman's Contract', so let's draft a new contract: you bring your exquisite taste in art, I bring my knowledge of Roman history, and together we seal it with a bottle of champagne worth a thousand pounds.
- Your bio says 'Ride, si sapis' - let's ride together, laugh wisely, and plan a rooftop dinner in the Himalayas (or at least in your garden) with a side of vintage wine and a reading of Robert Lowell.
- They say 'Taste is an excellent test of breeding'; I'll pass by quoting Heine while we admire an Oriental rug, then we can discuss the beauty of the world over a glass of apple juice that feels like liquid gold.
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Your new Twitter bio
British art historian, poet & champagne enthusiast. Once mistook Looty the Pekingese (a royal war trophy) for my own pet. #Literature #Travel– @Columba_1
Your signature cocktail
Noble Dove Fizz
The Noble Dove Fizz captures @Columba_1's refined palate and love for artful indulgence. The base of London dry gin nods to the British sensibility expressed in the tweet, "The Barbour jacket has been vulgarised. You should only be allowed to own one if you have a title and a shotgun licence." A splash of Champagne echoes their celebratory spirit, as they wrote, "Dinner party tonight. I'm bringing a bottle of champagne." The sweet drizzle of Sauternes mirrors the decadent lunch they described: "Lunch was foie gras with a Sauternes jelly, veal stew, and Paris Brest." A dash of orange bitters adds subtle complexity, reflecting their disdain for heavy spice: "Cuisines that rely heavily on spice are primitive and unsophisticated." Finally, a garnish of a thin slice of black truffle and edible gold leaf honors their love of fine dining and aristocratic flair, resonating with their tweet, "I love all mankind. Man is a beautiful creature."
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s timeline is filled with references to classic literature, poetry, and art—e.g., "Nabokov on this fine crisp morning. His tense prose a pleasant accompaniment." and "Reading Catullus in the shade."—showing a strong love of knowledge. Their comment "If you read the history of Rome you read History. There's no need for anything else because it's all already there." underscores a belief that learning itself contains the essential wisdom. They even sprinkle Latin phrases like "Quod facis, fac celeriter." indicating scholarly interests. Although occasional snobbery appears, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity and appreciation for learning, which are hallmarks of Ravenclaw. Therefore, the user most closely aligns with the Ravenclaw house.
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Your song
My Way - Frank Sinatra
The song "My Way" by Frank Sinatra captures Colomba's aristocratic self‑confidence, love for fine culture and a life lived on his own terms. Tweets such as “I love all mankind. Man is a beautiful creature.” and “The Barbour jacket has been vulgarised. You should only be allowed to own one if you have a title and a shotgun licence.” show his belief in elite standards and personal taste. His frequent references to classic literature and art – “I’m reading Pound again. He is an old and very dear friend.”, “Reading Catullus in the shade.” – echo the lyric “I’ve lived a life that’s full, I travelled each and every highway.” He also expresses nostalgia and loss (“I miss them both so much.”) which mirrors the song’s reflective tone. Overall, the combination of high‑brow references, a disdain for vulgarisation, and a self‑assertive “I did it my way” attitude makes My Way a perfect match.
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