Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes own emotional and mental state, like reflecting on burnout in “talvez eu esteja cm burnout.” and joking about it in “1 de trabalho e tao falando q to com burnout columbinasoft de burnout”.
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently verbalizes feelings (stress, hurt, joy), as in “se senti a bosta pisada no chao” and “que dia legal e horrível”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and exaggeration to cope and entertain, e.g. “eu a primeira alfa twinka do site” and laughing at absurd situations in “3 pessoas pra conseguir coletar sangue de UM SHIT ZU”.
- Hardworking: Talks repeatedly about working a lot and studying, as in “mds eu so faço trabalhar e trabalhar!!!” and “quanto mais eu estudo mais eu percebo que eu nao sei de nada”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for partner, friends, animals, and fandom, e.g. “viciei meu namorado em genshin” and tenderness for animals in “trabalhar cm animais é mt engraçado né”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-talk: Speaks harshly about self in posts like “fodaseeee eu sou trouxa eu sei eu sabo” and “se senti a bosta pisada no chao”.
- Catastrophizing: Jumps to extreme conclusions about social rejection, e.g. “e nenhum dos dois respondem acho que é p eu me matar ❤️” and “as vezes queria nao existir ou simplesmente acabar cm tudoooo”.
- Overthinking: Ruminates heavily about situations, shown in “pensei tanto sobre o assunto ontem que eu sonhei 🫠” and “odeio nao saber das coisas”.
- Trust issues: Expresses strong fear of being deceived, as in “as pessoas podem mentir mt bem e eu posso mt bem estar sendo enganada agora” and suspicion in “quando desconfio de algo mas nao consigo provar”.
- Conflict avoidance: Often retreats instead of addressing issues directly, e.g. “ai fodase tbm não quero mais conversar” and “ah mano vsf essa merda tbm nao falo mais nada”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, smart, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware about burnout and overwork, saying things like “talvez eu esteja cm burnout.” and “1 de trabalho e tao falando q to com burnout columbinasoft de burnout”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to push herself too hard. They show a reflective, slightly existential streak in posts such as “quanto mais eu estudo mais eu percebo que eu nao sei de nada” and “as vezes queria nao existir ou simplesmente acabar cm tudoooo pq nao tenho como saber como as coisas acontecem”, which fits Lisa’s philosophical melancholy. At the same time, there’s a nerdy, artsy side—talking about manga like “li um mangá q aumentou em 240% meu padrao d relacionamento” and buying books such as “carmilla volume 04 de diarios de uma apotecaria”—that parallels Lisa’s love of reading and niche interests. They also experience social frustration and sensitivity, as in “mas bem que eu queria que me respondessem” and “odeio falar sobre meus sentimentos mds vou me hj 23h”, aligning with Lisa’s struggles to feel understood and emotionally safe. Overall, the mix of emotional depth, overthinking, intellectual hobbies, and a bit of weary cynicism makes Lisa the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They consistently present as introverted (I), using the account explicitly as a vent space and often wanting to withdraw from others, e.g. “ah mano vsf essa merda tbm nao falo mais nada” and “ai fodase tbm não quero mais conversar”, plus anxiety about social interactions like “odeio chegar antes das pessoas no lugares fico igual uma alma penada no canto do lugar”. Their thinking is more intuitive (N) than concrete: they ruminate on trust, existence, and being deceived, e.g. “as vezes queria nao existir ou simplesmente acabar cm tudoooo pq nao tenho como saber como as coisas acontecem… saber q as pessoas podem mentir mt bem e eu posso mt bem estar sendo enganada agora”, and react strongly to narratives and media that shift their standards, like “li um mangá q aumentou em 240% meu padrao d relacionamento”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, centering emotions and relationships: they worry about not being answered (“mas bem que eu queria que me respondessem”), feel deeply hurt by perceived neglect (“triste pq me apeguei mas aparentemente eu nao sou nada 😃”), and express empathy and sentimentality toward animals and small details of life. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving (P): they often feel overwhelmed, disorganized, and reactive rather than structured, shown by comments like “quanto mais eu estudo mais eu percebo que eu nao sei de nada” and impulsive thoughts such as “hmm e se eu cortar o cabelo....” or last-minute feelings of apprehension (“pq to tao apreensiva ?”). Taken together—introspective venting, existential and imaginative worries, strong emotional sensitivity, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow approach—INFP best captures their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ranked animal names as Pichanildo, Divorciado and Tchotcholina… if I show up at your clinic, do I get a spot on the podium or just ‘namorado da columbina’ on the file?
- You literally said “lesbian futuristas” and “viciei meu namorado em Genshin” in the same timeline—are you a visual novel route? Because no matter which path I pick, I kinda want it to end with you.
- You keep saying that silence becomes your answer, but you also tweet that you wish people would reply… so consider this my test: if I ask you out for miojo sabor tomate and a manga-reading session, will I finally get the notification that isn’t a ‘notificação fantasma’?
- You talked about burnout on day 1 of work and still keep showing up, taking care of animals with names like Cream Cracker and Dengo Labubu Coitadi… I don’t want to fix you, I just want to be the person you vent to on this ‘vent acc’ and then hug outside of it.
- You said you feel like ‘a bosta pisada no chão’ and sometimes want to disappear, but then you’re out here celebrating your 24th birthday, buying Carmilla and Diários de uma Apotecária, and serving ‘horrores e desespero’—if existing already looks that iconic on you, imagine how chaotic we’d be existing together.
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Your new Twitter bio
24 • vet lab gremlin wrangling pets named Cream Cracker & Pichanildo • between burnout, miojo dinners & manga, I still show up to work on time– @columbinasoft
Your signature cocktail
Burnout Bi Princess
The Espresso-infused cachaça is for their exhausted but still-functioning grind, from “1 de trabalho e tao falando q to com burnout columbinasoft de burnout” and “talvez eu esteja cm burnout.”, giving the drink a jittery, overworked kick. Hibiscus and berry syrup adds a queer, soft sweetness for the lésbicas futuristas vibe in “lésbicas futuristas” and the tender self-deprecation of “fodaseeee eu sou trouxa eu sei eu sabo”. Salted lime juice brings a sharp, salty bitterness for their venting and frustration in “ai fodase tbm não quero mais conversar” and “VAI SI FUDER”. Sparkling tonic water represents the chaotic humor and sudden joy spikes, like “trabalhar cm animais é mt engraçado né hj teve um gato chamado CREAM CRACKER VSFFF” and ranking pet names in “engraçado trabalhar cm animais, tenho meu rank d nome de animais: 1 pichanildo 2 divorciado 3 tchotcholina”. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like ghost notifications and unspoken feelings, echoing “essa porra de notificação fantasma” and the quiet ache of “silence becomes my answer.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show classic Hufflepuff traits: valuing work, endurance, and loyalty, even when it drains them. They joke about overwork and burnout but still keep going, like in “1 de trabalho e tao falando q to com burnout columbinasoft de burnout” and “mds eu so faço trabalhar e trabalhar!!! mas é mil vezes melhor do que ficar deprimida na cama agora eu fico deprimida no trabalho”, which reflects a hard‑working, persevering attitude. Their affection for animals and charm with their names, such as “trabalhar cm animais é mt engraçado né hj teve um gato chamado CREAM CRACKER VSFFF” and “o nome do gato DENGO LABUBU COITADI”, shows a gentle, caring side rather than ambition or a hero complex. They are deeply affected by relationships and how others treat them—see “triste pq me apeguei mas aparentemente eu nao sou nada 😃” and “pode ate nao me responder mas pelo menos eu tentei”—which fits Hufflepuff’s sensitivity to bonds and fairness. They also express frustration with being stressed and not understood, like “quanto mais eu estudo mais eu percebo que eu nao sei de nada” and “as vezes queria nao existir ou simplesmente acabar cm tudoooo pq nao tenho como saber como as coisas acontecem”, but there’s no Slytherin-style ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectual pride, just a worn‑down but kind person trying to keep going. Overall, their work ethic, emotional loyalty, and soft, self-deprecating tone align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures that mix of dark humor, emotional exhaustion, and low-key existential dread that shows up constantly in their timeline. They joke about wanting to disappear and feeling like an annoyance, like in “vontade de sumir da vida d todo mundo e nao passar d um sonho na cabeça das pessoas (ou pesadelo)” and “as vezes queria nao existir ou simplesmente acabar cm tudoooo”, which echoes the song’s themes of self-haunting and wanting to escape yourself. Their bio, “silence becomes my answer”, fits the song’s quiet, unsettling mood and the idea of withdrawing instead of explaining. The burnout and constant frustration in tweets like “talvez eu esteja cm burnout.” and “1 de trabalho e tao falando q to com burnout” match the drained, numb tone of the track. At the same time, they still have moments of irony and intensity—like “VAI SI FUDER” and “puta que o pariu eu vou gozar”—which fits the song’s mix of vulnerability and sharp, almost menacing energy.
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