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Bart’s rebellious impulse and chaotic humor mirror princesa’s audacious persona, especially when she flaunts outlaw vibes in “airbnb reservado drogas no caminho putas no pente esse carnaval promete”. Like Bart, she mixes mischief with swagger, as shown by “hack de dinheiro infinito no uber”. Her defiant streak toward concern echoes Bart’s attitude in “ta preocupado comigo? nao fode”. Even Bart’s performative bravado fits tweets such as “i got oxy, xanny, take of ur panties”, underscoring a rebellious, irreverent spirit.

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“vai dj mais fortyyyy 🫦” and “airbnb reservado drogas no caminho putas no pente esse carnaval promete” show an outward-facing, party-seeking energy consistent with E. She jumps from emotional declarations like “i need you to understand this isnt about you. nothing will ever be about you again.” to philosophical quips such as “um pe no passado e um pe no futuro te deixa mijando no presente”, favoring abstract, interpretive thinking that signals N. Her empathy-laden, intense feelings—“sair de um relacionamento de bosta ... agora tenho uma amiga q me da presentes”—and emotionally charged defenses (“saia da boca dispense seu flagrante”) highlight F. Constant improvisation—“sai de casa jurando q eu so ia toma umas birita acabei no porta malas da policia” and “fui viver tudo que era desejo e agora to debaixo da coberta me escondendo do aplicativo do banco”—shows she prefers spontaneity and openness, pointing to P.

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New job NDA signed, still rating cocktails & chaos. Once rode home in a police trunk by accident. Certified mind reformer, not blower.– @comavirtual

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Their bio (“certified mind blower”) and repeated declarations of calculated impact reveal a self-fashioned persona built on allure and control, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. In “fui feita pra arruinar a cabeça de toda figura masculina que se atreva a entrar na minha vida”, they explicitly frame relationships as arenas where they dominate mental space. The tweet “ta preocupado comigo? nao fode” shows defensive self-preservation, rejecting interference to keep their plans intact. Resourcefulness and unapologetic hedonism surface in “airbnb reservado drogas no caminho putas no pente esse carnaval promete”, where logistics are tightly orchestrated for desired outcomes. Even in moments of chaos they leverage cunning, like “hack de dinheiro infinito no uber”, suggesting a willingness to bend systems rather than submit to them.

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bad idea right? captures their self-aware chaos, intoxicated decision-making, and flirtation with danger. The song’s reckless spiral mirrors “airbnb reservado drogas no caminho putas no pente esse carnaval promete” and “lsd e cogumelo”, where indulgence is a badge of honor. Olivia’s sarcastic defiance lines up with “ta preocupado comigo? nao fode” and “eu c quem eu devo explicacao: nao te devo explicação de nada!!!!”, flaunting autonomy. The song’s frantic romantic entanglements resonate with “have you ever seen a star drop?... I’m begging you for hard cock (uh)”, showcasing raw desire couched in irony. Its mix of glam messiness and emotional armor parallels their persona of a “certified mind blower” who weaponizes heartbreak and hedonism.

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