comitatenseocc
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Mentions painting dolls in bio and shares original designs and role‑play scenarios (e.g., killing Santa Claus).
- Humorous: Uses jokes and sarcasm, such as “Obi wan, Anakin y 5 jar jar binks” and “Lol nope.”
- Knowledgeable: References Roman titles, Warhammer 40k lore, and literary quotes (e.g., Jaime Lannister) showing depth.
- Passionate: Posts strong political opinions (anti‑Israel, Spanish nationalism) and enthusiastic music/Warhammer commentary.
- Engaging: Frequent tweets with images, quoted replies, and interactive content keep followers involved.
Weaknesses:
- Controversial: Rants about Israel, Spanish nationalism and other politics generate polarizing reactions.
- Hostile: Direct insults to followers (“te considero escoria”) and threats to block them.
- Inconsistent: Rapid topic shifts from Warhammer to cooking to political rants create tonal instability.
- Critical: Harsh judgments of others (“Los baits antes eran creíbles”) and frequent negative reminders.
- Disorganized: Timeline mixes many unrelated images and quotes, making the feed appear cluttered.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s grandiose, imperial language ("Imperator Caesar Augustus por la gracia de cinco legionarios") and love for dramatic, violent schemes (e.g., "Lo intepretáis mal, la revolución se organizará mediante el empleo de contratistas mercenarios…" and "Hoy mi grupo de rol ha matado a Santa Claus…") echo Sideshow Bob’s theatrical villainy. Like Sideshow Bob, they mix high‑brow references to classical themes ("Los pecados y Lucifer") with pop‑culture obsessions (Warhammer, Hazbin Hotel) and a refined, almost aristocratic tone. Their disdain for anyone they consider "inferior" is evident in the warning "Recordatorio periódico… bloquéame, te considero escoria," reminiscent of Bob’s contempt for Bart and the townsfolk. The user’s penchant for elaborate plans and a self‑styled "imperial" identity aligns with Bob’s constant attempts to control events from behind the scenes. Overall, the combination of classical flair, artistic interests, and villainous ambition makes Sideshow Bob the closest Simpsons counterpart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The frequent, outward‑focused posts about group activities like 'Hoy mi grupo de rol ha matado a Santa Claus …' and 'Yo y mis PJs de rol.' show a preference for extraversion. Their tendency to discuss abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as 'La verdad a estas alturas de 2025 no esperaba la llegada de la edad de plata de la piratería.' indicates intuitive processing. They often frame opinions in logical, analytical terms, for example 'Los fans de Sonic están teniendo un brote psicótico porque no sean los únicos que no se lleven juegos.', reflecting a thinking style. The spontaneous, improvisational nature of their content – like 'Ha durado 3 horas y media el combate, no tenía stats preparadas y ha sido muy improvisado.' – points to a perceiving approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I could paint a doll of you, I'd coat its shoulders in the same gold you reserve for your crown—because you deserve a masterpiece.
- Are you a Space Marine from the Imperium? Because my heart rallies under the banner of five legionaries just to salute you.
- Let’s be the Vox‑Sera duet of Hazbin Hotel—your voice hits the high notes, and I’ll be the devilish harmony that makes the crowd go ‘peak’.
- Even Sonic can’t outrun the way my thoughts spin when I see your ‘peak’ Warhammer designs—need a warp zone to catch up?
- If we were in a role‑play, I’d gladly sacrifice Santa and Rudolph just to earn a quest line that ends with a date with you—free total love, no cheat codes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Figurine painter, Warhammer & RPG enthusiast. Music lover, meme creator. Once fought Santa in a 3‑hour tabletop showdown. #CreativeChaos– @comitatenseocc
Your signature cocktail
Imperial Legion's Ember
The smoky mezcal base captures the gritty battlefields of Warhammer that @comitatenseocc often invokes, as in his tweet "Free total we Warhammer 40000". A splash of blood orange juice adds a crimson hue, echoing his fascination with the darker side of myth, referenced in "Los pecados y Lucifer". Honey syrup provides a sweet, imperial touch, a nod to his self‑styled title and love for painting miniatures. The golden glitter crowns the drink, recalling his frequent posts about elaborate designs, such as "Estos diseños son cine". Finally, a dash of absinthe introduces a mischievous, almost demonic edge, mirroring his darker humor and the warning "Recordatorio periódico. Si eres terfo y me sigues, este no es tu lugar, bloquéame, te considero escoria y no quiero nada que ver contigo."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user's bio declares themselves 'Imperator Caesar Augustus por la gracia de cinco legionarios', a clear display of ambition and desire for authority, traits prized by Slytherin. Their frequent harsh condemnations, like 'Recordatorio periódico de maldecir al estado de Israel, terrorista y asesino', reveal a ruthless, strategic mindset. They also demonstrate cunning in platform manipulation, as seen in 'Los baits antes eran creíbles' and their willingness to block dissenters ('...bloquéame, te considero escoria...'), showing resourcefulness and a willingness to use any means to achieve goals.
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Your song
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
War Pigs by Black Sabbath captures the user's blend of militaristic fantasy, fascination with demons, and anti‑authoritarian streak. The user calls themselves 'Imperator Caesar Augustus' and frequently posts about Warhammer 40k ('Free total we Warhammer 40000') and giving 'dinosaurios a tus soldados', echoing the song’s critique of war‑lords and the 'Satan' who watches the carnage. Their repeated references to Lucifer ('Los pecados y Lucifer', 'La parte de Lucifer es muy buena') align with the lyric 'Satan laughing' in War Pigs. The song’s angry indictment of those who profit from conflict mirrors the user’s political rants ('Recordatorio periódico de maldecir al estado de Israel, terrorista y asesino') and their anti‑TERF stance. Overall, the heavy‑metal war anthem reflects both the user’s love of epic war imagery and their rebellious, critical voice.
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