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Your Simpsons character
This user’s mix of chaotic humor, trash talk, and underlying heart lines up most with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, he’s loud, gleefully rude, and loves winding people up, calling others “fucking moron lol” in one post and saying he’s “started calling everyone who disagrees with me in comp a 'throatgoat' and it's kinda premium ragebait” in another: “fucking moron lol”, “started calling everyone who disagrees with me in comp a 'throatgoat' and it's kinda premium ragebait”. He has a rebellious streak and juvenile jokes—like getting “kicked outta argos 4 fuckin the ps5” and defending his anime-posting habits with over-the-top vulgarity: “kicked outta argos 4 fuckin the ps5 :/”, “I will continue to repost cute anime girls because your opinion means less to me than the shit coming out of my asshole right now”. But like Bart, there’s real affection and softness underneath the antics—he talks about loving playing games with friends and being glad to have a beautiful woman in his life: “playing games with my homie is so fun man”, “Pretty glad to have a beautiful woman in my life, man”. Even his self-awareness about bad habits, like catching himself saying “bitch” and feeling gross about it, echoes Bart’s occasional guilty conscience: “ugh i hate that i sometimes catch myself saying 'bitch' and whatnot especially when im around other dudes, makes me feel so gross, wish i could get out of this bad habit”. All together, he reads as a modern, weed-smoking, gamer Bart Simpson: mischievous, provocative, but ultimately loyal and big-hearted.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as clearly Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, crave games with friends and oomfs, and post very outward, performative content like “do i ask popular people to play games with me?” and “playing games with my homie is so fun man”, plus they frequently share selfies and ‘fit’ pics like “fitted up for absolutely no fucking reason”. They lean Intuitive: even when talking about games or drama, they often move to broader takes or humorous exaggerations rather than concrete detail, e.g. “arguing with racists is impossible, but embarassing them is stupidly easy” or dramatic, meme-quote style posts like “YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM OMEGA YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM SUBHUMAN”. Their values and reactions are more Feeling-oriented: they care about how people treat others (e.g. calling out racism in “>account based entirely off of asian media >is racist hmmm”), get viscerally annoyed at self-deprecating friends in “Bro i dont wanna be friends with u if ur just gonna put urself down… i make friends to give gifts and play games”, and express affection for loved ones in “Pretty glad to have a beautiful woman in my life, man”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: life is spontaneous, a bit chaotic and impulsive—getting high, last‑minute Christmas prep in “i just realised i havent even bought anything for christmas dinner… got 20 ppl coming over”, self-described lack of structure in “some people have questioned why i always know when someone posted… i'm unemployed and 18”, and playful, go‑with‑the‑flow gaming and cooking posts like “Lowkey i might start posting my cooking on here a little bit more often”. Combining a loud social presence, values-driven rants, imaginative humor, and a loose, unstructured lifestyle, ENFP fits their overall online personality best.

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18 | he/him | UK. Unemployed Deadpool enjoyer speedrunning Rogue ranks, boy breakfasts & DnD campaigns. Once got yelled at for smoking near a charity shop.– @commanderwalty

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This cocktail hits like an overproof spiced rum because their energy is loud, chaotic, and a bit unhinged, just like calling teammates a “throatgoat” in comp and declaring “YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM OMEGA YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM SUBHUMAN”. The matcha-infused vodka nods to the anime/weeb side and the unapologetic love for Hatsune Miku and Teto in “No i will not stop reposting hatsune miku and teto art” and the endless cute anime girl reposts in “And yes, Mr. 'ILoveJapanButIAmRacist', I will continue to repost cute anime girls”. Cherry sour syrup brings the sweet-but-salty contrast of someone who’s genuinely affectionate about friends and partners in “Pretty glad to have a beautiful woman in my life, man” and “playing games with my homie is so fun man”, yet can still tweet “fucking moron lol” without blinking. Sparkling yuzu lemonade represents their playful, fizzy optimism when they hype up games, DnD, and climbing in Marvel Rivals like “yo breh #promotwt marvel rivals ... climbing 2 one above all 😛”. The smoked salt rim is the weed-soaked, slightly burnt edge from posts like “The day i stop smoking weed is the day an angel fucking dies” and the neighbour rant in “My hoe ass neighbour tweaking at me for smoking in my own garden”, giving the drink a gritty finish that fits an 18-year-old, unemployed, Deadpool-obsessed shit-talker who still lowkey just wants to vibe with friends and games.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows very strong Gryffindor-style courage and confrontational bravery, especially in how he deals with bigotry. He calls out racists directly and with zero fear, e.g. saying “arguing with racists is impossible, but embarassing them is stupidly easy” and mocking someone as “Mr. 'ILoveJapanButIAmRacist'” while declaring that their opinion means less than “the shit coming out of my asshole” in this tweet. He’s also quick to defend boundaries and values in an intense, almost knightly way, like when he says he’ll “genuinely cut your fucking head off” over performative ‘afraid of girls’ behavior in this tweet. There’s a classic Gryffindor hero complex and impulsiveness in how he talks about ranked games, e.g. “Every time I start losing or fumbling the match for my team i have a spiritual awakening and become the hero that they deserve” in this tweet. While he shows loyalty and warmth to friends in tweets like “I make friends to give gifts and play games” and “playing games with my homie is so fun man”, the dominant traits are boldness, standing up loudly for what he thinks is right, and relishing conflict—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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The song that best suits them is Deadpool Rap by TeamHeadKick. Their whole brand revolves around Deadpool, from their bio “deadpool is the goat / certified rogue deadpool main / multi fandom” to posts like “'deadpool is annoying' said every rivals player who doesn't know shit about marvel”. The brash, trash‑talking energy of the song matches tweets such as “fucking moron lol” and “Dont ever say no 'im afraid of girls' shit around me bro i'll genuinely cut your fucking head off dude”. At the same time, they’re playful and self-aware — calling themselves “nutbusta20”, getting “kicked outta argos 4 fuckin the ps5 :/” in this tweet, and mocking racists with lines like “your opinion means less to me than the shit coming out of my asshole right now” — which fits Deadpool’s irreverent humor. Even their gaming grind and boastful energy as a Rogue Deadpool main, like “Am i the best console reed main of all time..........?”, echoes the over-the-top confidence and chaotic vibe of the track.

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