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Your Simpsons character
Jordan's chaotic energy and rebellious spirit mirror Bart Simpson. His tweet 'when I was wee some smick stuck me in the blue wheelie bin and pushed it down a hill' recalls Bart's mischievous adventures. His humorous and absurd tweets, like 'how many pieces of communion do ya have to eat before you’ve consumed a whole jesus?' match Bart's cheeky wit. Both share a love for fun, chaos, and pushing boundaries.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jordan embodies ENFP traits: extroverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in chaotic, social tweets like 'haha this shite got me sooo drunk i cant stop makin out with all me mates haha!' Intuition drives his creative projects, like 'doodlin again..' His feeling side is evident in his passionate political tweets, such as 'ya have to be genuinely ignorant to believe the Online Safety Act is about “protecting children.”' Perceiving keeps him flexible and spontaneous, seen in 'just booked another tattoo appointment! who cheered!!'

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Irish punk enthusiast ☘️ | Ska gigs & DIY doodles | Fierce leftist & chaotic storyteller | Once chewed a mic over Minecraft love | Priv: @liquidawecelot 🏴🚩– @commiecone

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The 'Punk Pint' captures Jordan’s Irish roots and chaotic energy. Irish whiskey and Guinness reflect his heritage, as seen in 'being irish is like being a 24k golden labubu.' Lime juice adds a zesty kick, matching his sharp humor in 'how many pieces of communion do ya have to eat before you’ve consumed a whole jesus?' The energy drink symbolizes his lively personality, evident in 'haha this shite got me sooo drunk i cant stop makin out with all me mates haha!' It’s a bold, rebellious drink for a bold, rebellious person.

Your Hogwarts House
Jordan fits Gryffindor with his boldness, chaotic energy, and strong sense of justice. His tweet 'ya have to be genuinely ignorant to believe the Online Safety Act is about “protecting children”' reflects his bravery in calling out injustice. His chaotic anecdotes, like 'haha this shite got me sooo drunk i cant stop makin out with all me mates haha!' align with Gryffindor's adventurous spirit. His Irish pride and rebellious attitude, seen in 'FUCK WORLD TRADE,' further emphasize his Gryffindor traits.

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This punk anthem fits Jordan's rebellious spirit and love for punk music. His tweet 'FUCK WORLD TRADE' echoes the song's anti-establishment message. His chaotic energy, seen in 'haha this shite got me sooo drunk i cant stop makin out with all me mates haha!' aligns with the song's raw intensity. His Irish pride and outspoken nature, as in 'ya have to be genuinely ignorant to believe the Online Safety Act is about “protecting children,”' match the song's defiant tone.

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