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Your Simpsons character
This user fits Milhouse Van Houten best: a mix of earnest enthusiasm, niche obsessions, and slightly tragic, self-aware humor. He’s deeply into specific, almost nerdy subcultures—guns, recon gear, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-style aesthetics, and tactical horror writing—much like Milhouse’s intense but socially offbeat hobbies, as seen when he says “I have been on a creative binge lately and started writing a tactical horror narrative universe.” He frequently presents himself as the slightly suffering but committed guy, for example “so many projects so little money” and “Hell is being early for your plane and having to wait like an idiot in the terminal”, which echoes Milhouse’s perpetually put-upon vibe. At the same time, he’s loyal and community-oriented—shouting out collaborators and friends like “Go read my collaboration with @LonghousePrep” and “Rassy best guy fr”—just as Milhouse sticks by Bart. Finally, his self-deprecating humor and occasional dramatic melancholy, such as “i have big fucking projects (autistic scenaris) no one shall no about”, strongly align with Milhouse’s combination of earnestness, awkwardness, and low-key angst rather than the confidence of Homer or Bart or the moralism of Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: even when around others, their focus is on gear, environments, and inner schemes rather than people or parties, e.g. “im scheming and i cant tell you about it” and “going away for lent”, suggesting a private, inward-facing life with selective social sharing. Their content is rich in Sensing detail (specific gear, environments, historical/technical references) but used in service of larger concepts and world‑building, like “I have been on a creative binge lately and started writing a tactical horror narrative universe” and the meticulous Clear Sky / STALKER recreations, indicating an S–N balance that leans slightly toward Intuition through pattern‑building and fictional universes. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they critique and joke in a blunt, detached way (e.g. “i wonder what must have gone wrong in someone's childhood to want to become a furry” and “Absolutely despising the state of architecture in the 21st century”) and focus on competence, analysis, and gear performance rather than interpersonal harmony. They appear clearly Judging: they talk about projects, research and ‘homework’ (“Doin my homework (75% of this FM is not pertaining to me)”), deliberate gear choices and upcoming reviews (“Going to (probably) write a review in a couple months on this Lapa Gear leaf suit.”), and long‑term creative plans like their narrative universe, all of which imply structure and forward planning. Putting this together, a strategic, private, project‑oriented profile with technical focus and world‑building imagination fits INTJ best: a long‑range planner with an inner vision, using concrete details and research to execute it across kits, writing, and recon‑themed projects.

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Recon nerd in love with the Zone, Eastern Europe and ugly architecture. Once built a loadout from a video game and it worked better than expected.– @commissar7n6

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The smoky peated Scotch mirrors their love of foggy cities and bleak post-Soviet vibes, like “Foggy Bucharest is so heartwarming” and hanging out in the Cordon “Hanging out in the Cordon”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, fruity note for the Slavic / Eastern European melancholy running through posts like “вічна пам'ять, брате мій, чекай мене” and their orthodoxy-tinged joy in “Christ is risen!”. A shot of cold brew coffee channels the high-speed recon/autistic-project energy of “No sleep, all swag” and “I have big fucking projects (autistic scenaris) no one shall no about”. The pine/rosemary sprig evokes their forest and field time, from “Son of the forest” to “Deep in Wallachian forests” and recon kit posts like “getting cozy in the surv site”. Finally, a dash of walnut bitters represents the slightly bitter, sardonic humor in tweets such as “how tf are there so many furries on this website” and “discord moderator phenotype traces back a century”, giving the drink a moody, thoughtful finish. This makes Clear Sky Reconnaissance a strong, semi-bitter, atmospheric cocktail—half tactical larp, half literary Zone expedition, just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets point to a strong love of learning and analysis, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. They explicitly seek out educational material and expertise, e.g. asking for resources in reconnaissance and surveillance in “if anyone has recon/surveillance educational material please link it down below” and soliciting advice with “I need spotting scope recommendations. Anyone knowledgeable?”. Their creative side is equally prominent: they mention being on a "creative binge" and building a whole tactical horror narrative universe in “started writing a tactical horror narrative universe. Link in bio if you want to read the first releases. More to come soon.”. They also enjoy deep, lore-heavy and atmospheric media like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Silent Hill and engage with it thoughtfully in tweets like “My take on the Clear Sky CS 1 body armor...” and “fine i'll replay Clear Sky”, which shows a tendency to reinterpret and iterate on ideas. Even their joking references to "doing homework" in “Doin my homework (75% of this FM is not pertaining to me)” reveal someone who willingly dives into manuals and theory, even when not strictly necessary. Taken together, this mix of curiosity, creative worldbuilding, and analytical interest in niche subjects aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “Dead Cities, Black Flags” by A Silver Mt. Zion, with its mix of apocalyptic imagery, melancholy, and stubborn hope. They constantly reference decayed or liminal spaces like the Zone and Pripyat, as in “Hanging out in the Cordon” and “We're researchers. We're trying to figure out the nature of the Zone…”, echoing the song’s ruined-world atmosphere. The track’s themes of war-torn landscapes and lost generations resonate with their recon/milsim focus and posts like “розвiдка” and “вічна пам'ять, брате мій, чекай мене”. Their mix of faith and fatalism—“Christ is risen!” alongside “Lost to the Zone”—matches the song’s balance between bleakness and a stubborn, almost spiritual resolve. Even their "autistic scenaris" and tactical horror universe (“I have big fucking projects (autistic scenaris) no one shall no about”) feel like narrative extensions of the same ruined, haunted world the song inhabits.

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