Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological clarity: Consistently articulates a clear anti‑liberal, anti‑imperialist communist stance, e.g. “liberals are the real enemy” and “END NATO”.
- Historical focus: Regularly shares historical material and figures (Lenin, Huey Newton, Black Panthers, Vietnam vets), e.g. “Old Newsreels on how People in korea voted in communism…” and “Kids introduction to Marxism”.
- Educational intent: Bio explains they make “Educational edits out of long boring documentaries,” and tweets like “One of best things you can do right now is read…” and “read read read” push followers toward study.
- Narrative consistency: Maintains a coherent narrative of US imperialism and liberal complicity across issues, e.g. linking Gaza, Ukraine, and NATO in “NATO is supporting Americas actions” and “DEMOCRATS JUST DID A GENOCIDE IN GAZA”.
- Memetic communication: Uses memes and short captions to make theory more accessible and shareable, e.g. “feel powerless? read lenin” and “WE ARE WINNING THE NARRATIVE WITH MEMES KEEP IT UP”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequent use of insults like “you guys are fucking nerds” and “what a fucking loser” can alienate potential allies and limit constructive dialogue.
- Overgeneralization: Makes sweeping claims such as “every leftist group in America is just a democratic entryist scam from PSL to FRSO to DSA” and “American farmers are kulacks and welfare bums”, which ignore nuance and internal diversity.
- Bridge‑burning rhetoric: Frames broad groups as enemies (“liberals,” “social democrats”), e.g. “FUCK SOCIAL DEMOCRATS” and “liberals are genocidal freaks”, reducing space for tactical cooperation or persuasion.
- Inflammatory framing: Uses extremely charged phrases like “DEMOCRATS JUST DID A GENOCIDE IN GAZA” and “America is a fascist state . sorry to break it to you”, which may hinder careful analysis or broader audience reach.
- Limited practical guidance: Emphasis is often on reading and denunciation, e.g. “when do we revolt” and “voting is harm reduction my ass”, with little concrete strategy or organizing advice beyond consuming theory.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-opinionated, steeped in niche media (here it’s communist documentaries instead of comics), and relentlessly contemptuous of what they see as inferior politics. Their posts drip with dismissive snark, like calling liberal organizers "fucking nerds" in “lol 500 libs and their petit bourgeoisie small businesses not shopping for a day is not a general strike . you guys are fucking nerds”, which echoes Comic Book Guy’s trademark derision. They see themselves as a guardian of “real” ideology, insisting people "read" theory in “One of best things you can do right now is read and have the revolution in your own mind first” much like Comic Book Guy polices canon and purity in his store. Their sweeping denunciations — “every leftist group in America is just a democratic entryist scam from PSL to FRSO to DSA” and “libs” — mirror his tendency to dismiss almost everything as "the worst". Even when they’re celebrating memes, as in “WE ARE WINNING THE NARRATIVE WITH MEMES KEEP IT UP”, it feels like the online-poster, message-board energy that defines Comic Book Guy in a political key.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are didactic broadcasts and commentary rather than personal social updates, and they emphasize reading and internal development, e.g. “One of best things you can do right now is read and have the revolution in your own mind first” and “read read read”, suggesting a preference for solitary intellectual activity. Their focus is clearly Intuition over Sensing, centering on large-scale systems, imperialism, and ideology rather than concrete day-to-day details, as in “Americas wealth is looted from countries they invade” and “The job of the oppressor is to make you think the oppressed and the oppressor have the same history”. They favor Thinking over Feeling: arguments are blunt, principle-driven, and often harshly critical, such as “Social democrats are the left wing of fascism”, “every leftist group in America is just a democratic entryist scam”, and “voting is harm reduction my ass”, prioritizing ideological consistency over harmony. The Judging preference shows through their structured, categorical judgments and strong prescriptions (e.g. “leave your shit lib partner”, “stop supporting democrats who support fascism”), as well as their emphasis on theory and clear lines between positions “drop the social democrat nonsense which is filled with capitalist propaganda”. Combining an introverted, theory-heavy perspective with strategic, uncompromising ideological critiques and a strong sense that people should educate themselves and orient toward a long-term revolutionary project aligns most closely with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said one of the best things we can do is ‘have the revolution in your own mind first’ — so if I finish my reading list, can we start drafting a 2-person five-year plan together?
- You posted ‘Stalin should not have stopped in Berlin’ — I agree, he should’ve kept going until he reached our first date location.
- You clown on ‘voting is harm reduction’ and ‘libs are the real enemy,’ so how about we try a different strategy: harm reduction through cuddling and collective study of that Lenin book you told us to read?
- You said the Black Panthers knew theory and that kids should get an introduction to Marxism — I’m no child, but I’m ready for a very patient, very cute dialectical materialism lesson over coffee.
- You meme on ‘table top game clubs’ funneling people to Democrats, so I promise: the only campaign I’ll ever run on our game night is Operation: End NATO and Win Your Heart.
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Clipping history’s sharpest communist moments into bite‑size videos. Once paused a party to explain dialectics—10 stayed, 2 converted, 0 regretted it.– @commsurreallism
Your signature cocktail
The Lib Crusher Spritz
Overproof dark rum forms the base because this account hits hard and doesn’t dilute its politics, from calling out NATO in “END NATO” to declaring “America is a fascist state . sorry to break it to you”. Bitter Campari reflects their open contempt for liberals and social democrats in posts like “liberals are the real enemy” and “FUCK SOCIAL DEMOCRATS”. Sour cherry juice adds a sharp, blood-red tang for their constant focus on imperial violence, from “DEMOCRATS JUST DID A GENOCIDE IN GAZA” to “American liberals love this nazi shit”. The smoked paprika–salt rim stands in for the scorched-earth edge of tweets like “CAPITALISM ISA FUCKING NIGHTMARE” and “drop the social democrat nonsense which is filled with capitalist propaganda”. Finally, a dash of absinthe nods to their surreal, slightly unhinged meme style in “WE ARE WINNING THE NARRATIVE WITH MEMES KEEP IT UP” and their insistence to “read read read” in “One of best things you can do right now is read and have the revolution in your own mind first”, giving the drink a hallucinatory, revolutionary kick.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account is explicitly centered on theory and education rather than just vibes or clout, which is strongly Ravenclaw-coded. They describe their project as “Educational edits out of long boring documentaries for you… all sectors of communism posted” and repeatedly exhort followers to study, e.g. “One of best things you can do right now is read and have the revolution in your own mind first” and “read read read”. They highlight specific texts and theory, like “read it today it will blow your mind”, “feel powerless? read lenin”, “Kids introduction to Marxism” and clips of Huey Newton, Malcolm X, and the Black Panthers, which shows a clear love of learning and ideas. Even their memes are often didactic and analytical, such as critiquing social democrats as the “left wing of fascism” in “Social democrats are the left wing of fascism” and dissecting media narratives with posts like “NPR and MSNBC be like”. While there is a Gryffindor-like boldness in posts such as “AMERICA IS A FASCIST STATE . sorry to break it to you”, the consistent emphasis on theory, reading, and historical analysis over personal glory or movement clout points more strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The song Killing in the Name fits @commsurreallism because it’s openly furious at state violence, imperialism, and liberal complicity, mirroring their focus on U.S. empire, NATO, and Gaza. They call America a fascist state and denounce liberal cover for it, as in “America is a fascist state . sorry to break it to you” and “DEMOCRATS JUST DID A GENOCIDE IN GAZA”, which echoes the song’s rage at institutional brutality. The account also regularly attacks liberal and social-democratic co‑optation, e.g. “You don't push democrats left ,they push you right” and “every leftist group in America is just a democratic entryist scam from PSL to FRSO to DSA”, paralleling the song’s rejection of cosmetic reforms. Their anti‑imperialist stance, including “END NATO” and criticism of U.S. wars like “Old Newsreels on how People in korea voted in communism and so the US had to invade”, resonates with the band’s broader politics. Overall, the aggressive tone, anti‑state message, and refusal to compromise make Killing in the Name an apt theme song for this account.
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