Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns like risk of binge/restrict cycles and overuse of Twitter, e.g. worrying about binging in “I'm visiting my grandparents for mardi gras and I kinda want to up my intake a little because I really don't want to binge (I'm not trying to get into a b/r cycle lol)” and noting they need to lock themselves out of the app in “okay I actually need to lock myself out of twitter so I can finish this goddamn essay 😀”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even when struggling, like the cutting/shower loop in “'I'm gonna go to bed!' Cuts 'I'm gonna cut!' Showers 'I'm gonna shower!' Goes to bed” and the constipation tweet “I JUST WANNA TAKE A SHIT”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares strong feelings candidly, such as self-image distress in “My body and face actually need to get on the same page before I lose my mind” and anxiety about weight in “WKDJOSFNIE I GAINED KILL ME”.
- Community-oriented: Actively engages moots and asks for input, like sending questions in “How long has it been since...? ... Type 🦴 to send you the questions!” and inviting conversation in “MOOTS FEEL FREE TO DM ME I'M SO BORED!!! Talk to me about anything !”.
- Curious: Frequently asks for recommendations and info, such as fasting apps in “Guysss can anyone recommend a fasting app, available on Android, that lets you set your start and end times for free??” and food ideas in “Breakfast ideas oomfies? smth quite low cal”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Uses harsh language about themselves, calling themselves a “fat pathetic piece of shit” in “I'm such a fat pathetic piece of shit” and a “gargantuan piece of shit” in “Sorry I'm so inactive I'm busy being a gargantuan piece of shit”.
- Disordered-eating: Centers life around extreme restriction and fasting, like a 4‑day fast in “I'M GONNA KMSS I'M ON DAY FOUR OF A FAST” and planning ~850 calories in “What I ate today 🥹 still a fat chud but at least I didn't binge. ~850 cals.”.
- Self-harm-risk: Discusses cutting and layouts, e.g. planning a session in “layout ideas/tips?,,, I'm planning a sesh tn #shedtwt” and asking “Mooties where should I cut”.
- Substance-reliance: Frequently seeks nicotine and drugs for coping, like craving cigarettes in “I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE 🚬🚬🚬” and wanting to get high/obliterated in “I wanna get obliterated 🥹”.
- Body-obsession: Fixates on weight, BMI, and appearance, celebrating rapid loss in “Bwowowowow I'm gettin hella skinny, I'm gettin hella skinny, I've lost like 5 pounds” and missing their lowest weight in “Bro I miss my lw so bad what do you mean I thought 125 was fat”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: bright, introspective, and anxious, with a tendency to overthink and self-criticize. Like Lisa, they’re clearly high-strung and academically pressured, as shown when they say they need to lock themself off Twitter to finish an essay in “okay I actually need to lock myself out of twitter so I can finish this goddamn essay 😀” and mention studying for exams in “I won't be super active today since I have to study for my French midterm :(”. Their intense self-scrutiny and body-focused anxiety echo Lisa’s perfectionism and body-image episodes, especially in posts like “I'm such a fat pathetic piece of shit” and the constant calorie counting in “What I ate today 🥹 still a fat chud but at least I didn't binge. ~850 cals.”. The mix of dark humor and vulnerability—such as joking in “If I eat more than this I’m killing myself /j”—fits Lisa’s tendency to mask deep feelings with sarcasm and intensity. Even their niche, sometimes nerdy interests like Yuri on Ice in “I really wanna rewatch yuri on ice but I should probably finish the bear first” line up with Lisa’s offbeat, obsessive fandom energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they interact with “moots,” their favorite activities are solitary or online, e.g. wanting to “rot in my room and read fanfiction all day” (“I wish I could rot in my room and read fanfiction all day but NOOOO”) and gaming to distract from eating (“What Roblox games should I play to distract me from eating”). Their focus on personal feelings, inner body sensations, and small comforts suggests Intuition (N) over strict Sensing, with lots of meaning-laden self-talk rather than just practical description, like structuring their life around an internal goal weight narrative (“Hope I make it 🙏 I ate way too much this weekend it isn't even funny”). They clearly favor Feeling (F): their self‑evaluation is heavily emotional and value-charged—calling themself a “fat pathetic piece of shit” (“I'm such a fat pathetic piece of shit”) and worrying about being a “desperate little bitch” for having a moot list (“I lowcalenuinely have a list but it's privated because I feel like a desperate little bitch adding people to it...”). Their planning is intense but inconsistent, showing Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they create strict plans and fasts one moment (“here’s my meal plan for tomorrow: Breakfast: sf yogurt, apples, tea Lunch: gyoza Dinner: jelly pouch, tea”) but often change their mind with impulsive food polls like “Hmmm should I eat dinner at my house or should I eat a bag of chips 🤔🤔🤔”. Overall they come across as a highly emotional, self-reflective, fantasy/fandom‑oriented, somewhat disorganized teen—most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you love tiny bowls, plates, and especially tiny spoons—wanna add a tiny date with me to that collection? We can argue over whether yogurt or a cheese stick is the correct choice while sharing one spoon.
- You’re out here planning fasts just to earn Taco Bell and donuts, but honestly? If dating you was the reward, I’d break every fast and every ‘omad’ rule you’ve ever posted.
- You said you wish you could rot in your room and read fanfiction all day—counter‑offer: we rot together, binge Yuri on Ice and The Bear, and I’ll be your personal live‑in fanfic trope come to life.
- You’re worried about binging on your grandparents’ Mardi Gras food, but the only thing I’m trying to binge is conversations with you—no b/r cycle, just back‑to‑back late‑night overshares and stupid food polls.
- You keep calling yourself a ‘fat pathetic piece of shit,’ but from where I’m standing you’re the guy who skis, studies French, reads manga, survives oral surgery, and still has the energy to be funny on edtwt—so if you ever need proof you’re actually kind of amazing, I volunteer as your emotional progress pic.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • he/him • student surviving on essays, niche anime, and too much caffeine. Once tried to write a paragraph with oven mitts on (0/10, do not recommend).– @CompleteMe9113
Your signature cocktail
The Mardi Gras Fastbreak Fizz
This cocktail starts with tangerine-infused vodka, a nod to their delighted calorie math over citrus in “I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TANGERINES/MANDARIN ORANGES ARE ONLY 40 50 CALS??? I THOUGHT THEY WERE 90 WTF”, bright and sharp but surprisingly light. It’s lengthened with diet tonic water, mirroring their obsession with low-cal choices and fasting plans like “Yummy omad from yesterday (380 calories) :ppp” and “Fasting so I can have taco bell tomorrow 🤤”. A swirl of pomegranate syrup represents their oddly tender cravings in “I'm really craving pomegranate rn I should do a pomegranate mono sometime”, adding a dark, fruity sweetness under the bitterness. The drink is chilled over cold brew coffee ice cubes to capture their wired, restless grind through exams and essays in “okay I actually need to lock myself out of twitter so I can finish this goddamn essay 😀” and their nicotine/caffeine fixation in “Genuine question #edtwtㅤ how much does nic/caffeine actually help u restrict?”. Finally, a sharp lemon peel garnish twists in their cutting self-deprecation and chaotic humor from “Sorry I'm so inactive I'm busy being a gargantuan piece of shit” and the darkly playful tone of “If I eat more than this I’m killing myself /j”, making the whole thing bright, bitter, and just a little unhinged—exactly like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin-style ambition and body-focused goal-setting, obsessing over numbers and targets like weight, BMI, and calories, for example when they celebrate progress with posts such as “Bwowowowow I'm gettin hella skinny, I'm gettin hella skinny, I've lost like 5 pounds” and “If I get to 130 by thursday I'm going to get a donut or something”. They demonstrate relentless strategic planning around food and fasting that fits Slytherin resourcefulness and self-preservation, like constructing precise meal plans and contingencies in posts such as “here’s my meal plan for tomorrow: Breakfast: sf yogurt, apples, tea Lunch: gyoza Dinner: jelly pouch, tea” and “Should I up my intake to 700 for the school ski trip?”. They also calculate deficits and optimize behavior for results, e.g. “Just found out if I walk off all my cals for the day every day for two weeks I'll loose 7 lbs (1700 cal deficit), I'ma post cals/steps for accountability”, which shows a goal-oriented, tactical mindset. Even their use of substances is instrumental and strategic, as in “how much does nic/caffeine actually help u restrict? I'm considering getting one if it'll help me eat less”, highlighting pragmatic willingness to use whatever tools are available to achieve their aims. While there are flashes of humor and social warmth, the dominant pattern is calculated pursuit of specific physical goals and constant optimization, which aligns more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of self-loathing, body fixation, and dark humor that runs through their tweets. They repeatedly call themselves a “fat chud” and a “fat pathetic piece of shit” while obsessively tracking intake, like when they posted “What I ate today 🥹 still a fat chud but at least I didn't binge. ~850 cals.” and “Okay despite my best efforts I was still a huge fatass today so here’s my meal plan for tomorrow…”. The song’s themes of wanting to be thinner and more “perfect” match tweets like “Bro I miss my lw so bad what do you mean I thought 125 was fat” and “Bwowowowow I'm gettin hella skinny, I'm gettin hella skinny, I've lost like 5 pounds”. Their casual references to self-harm and suicidal jokes, such as “If I eat more than this I’m killing myself /j” and “layout ideas/tips?,,, I'm planning a sesh tn #shedtwt”, resonate with the song’s glamorization of self-destruction and depressive teen angst. Even their desire to escape through substances and distraction, like “I JUST WANT A FUCKING CIG/VAPE HIT” and “I wanna get obliterated 🥹”, fits the song’s portrayal of a teen trying to cope with pain through unhealthy, dramatic extremes.
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