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The userâs constant cynical commentary, love of mocking modern tech, and selfâdeprecating âbored at workâ vibe align with Comic Book Guyâs sarcastic, nerdy persona. For example they write "windows 11 is the worst form a computer can be in. it actively shitifies whatever it touches," echoing Comic Book Guyâs classic "Worst. Episode. Ever." attitude. Their frequent "bait account" claims and drunken posts ("Iâm drunk posting rn take coverâŠ") also reflect Comic Book Guyâs online trolling style. The userâs obsession with politics, ideology, and "everything i post is factual" mirrors Comic Book Guyâs knowâitâall, factâchecking approach. Finally, their disdain for popular culture ("Ai literally is a boomer ideology") and constant criticism of media match Comic Book Guyâs role as the Simpsonsâ ultimate popâculture cynic.

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The user often talks about solitary activities such as "My job is so soul crushingly boring man. I lose braincells every day..." and "I'm at the point where playing a game for like 5 hours feels like I'm truly being productive...", indicating Introversion. Their frequent abstract speculation, for example "covid enshitification of everything theory..." and "if we actually want fewer country, start with merging 70 percent of europe", shows a preference for Intuition. Many statements are driven by personal values, e.g., "My lifetime motto is: 'The people are my God' (by people I mean fat women)." and "I think the world would be a better place if this was a accepted, valid option.", reflecting Feeling. Finally, the spontaneous, unplanned nature of tweets like "Holy shit drunk twitter posting so fun I need to do this every time" and "yes today is my monthly twitter binge cus i don't got much going on today" points to Perceiving.

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Alaskan gamer & military-history nerd who once tried to start a T-34 with coffee. Tweets on politics, tanks, and memes.â @comrade_gerge

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Red Flag Bait is a chaotic blend that mirrors @comrade_gerge's love of contradiction and militant nostalgia. The vodka root in Russian spirit nods to his frequent references to Soviet history and the Tâ34, as he once wrote, 'the T 34 (especially with the 85 mm) is probably the tank with the most aura ever.' Beet juice gives the drink a deep crimson hue, echoing his recurring 'red flag' motif, like 'this flag is starting to grow on me. our glorious banner of #woke...'. A splash of smoky mezcal and a dash of hot sauce capture his gritty, incendiary commentary on tech and culture, reminiscent of his rant 'windows 11 is the worst form a computer can be in. it actively shitifies whatever it touches.' Finally, a bitter bitters note reflects his selfâdeclared factual certainty and the bitter humor of his baitâaccount style, as he says, 'Ai literally is a boomer ideology'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly asserts personal superiority and a desire to shape others' beliefs, e.g., "If you aren't a communist yet, read this. I think it'll sway you the other way" and "I am not yet worthy" followed by "I am the only one who is correct about everythingđ". This selfâconfident, manipulative tone aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. Their claim that "everything i post is factual" and the selfâcentered mantra "The people are my God (by people I mean fat women)" show a focus on personal power and control. Additionally, tweets like "I guarantee no cycleist wants this, this is either a joke or a elon musk esqe tech bro's solution" illustrate a resourceful, pragmatic approach to influencing ideology, a hallmark of Slytherin. The overall pattern of seeking dominance and strategic persuasion points to the Slytherin house.

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The userâs timeline is saturated with communist rhetoric and historical references, such as "If you aren't a communist yet, read this. I think it'll sway you the other way.", "hot take but i believe that stalinism is a somewhat useful termâŠ", and the nostalgic "Zivilverteidigung der DDR đ". They also voice antiâcapitalist critiques like "bourgeois states use many forms of propaganda to legitimize their existence." and personal frustration "my job is so soul crushingly boring man.", which echo the anthemâs call for workers to rise from oppression. "The Internationale" is the classic workersâ song that demands solidarity and the overthrow of the bourgeois order, matching the userâs desire for revolutionary change. Its militant, collective spirit aligns with the userâs admiration for "drill and discipline are the backbone of strong military" and the reverence for historic symbols such as the Tâ34 tank.

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