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Like Lisa, Alenya is a creative and sensitive soul who finds solace in the arts, specifically through playing the cello and writing. They share Lisa's intellectual depth and tendency toward melancholia, as seen in their bio describing themselves as “depressed and autistic.” Alenya’s dedication to their craft is evident when they mention, “I want Zanka to play the cello... I'm definitely not projecting bc I used to play the cello lmao,” mirroring Lisa's own musical passion. Both characters also experience the struggle of balancing their internal world with external demands, such as when Alenya asks, “Why must I work when I instead wish to write.” Ultimately, their shared identity as an outspoken, neurodivergent-coded individual who finds joy in niche interests and fan communities makes Lisa the perfect match.

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Alenya exhibits strong Introversion and Intuition, spending their time on solitary creative pursuits like writing fanfiction and focusing on abstract 'AUs' rather than real-world events, as seen when they ask if they should write a “college au fic”. Their Feeling trait is dominant, as they prioritize emotional resonance and character identity, defending Zanka as a “trans masc icon” and expressing “overwhelming joy” over reader comments. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their self-admitted lack of structure, noting they “can't describe clothing” and struggle with planning, often asking their audience “what on earth do I write next??” instead of following a set schedule.

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Fiction writer & strings enthusiast exploring character-driven narratives. Known for once writing 20k words of omegaverse in one go. They/Them. Contact for work.– @comradecooch

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This cocktail is an experimental mix designed for someone whose only skills are “Being pretty, depressed and autistic”. The bitter grapefruit reflects the reality of being “chronically ill”, while the potent absinthe represents the “demons... telling me to write a long form follozan college au fic”. It’s topped with sparkling wine to capture the “overwhelming joy” of a reader's comment. Finally, it's garnished with a single cherry because, as Alenya says, “a win is a win”.

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Alenya demonstrates the hallmark Hufflepuff trait of dedicated hard work and persistence, consistently updating followers on their writing progress despite personal struggles, such as when they noted, “The new chapter is finally done!! Thank God for that”. Their loyalty to their fandom 'nations' is unwavering, often seeking ways to provide content for others, like asking, “Alright, Follozan nation, what on earth do I write next?? I need more food these boys are making me insane”. Even when feeling “chronically ill” or “perishing lowkey”, they prioritize completing their 'chapters' for their community. This combination of industry, community-mindedness, and the “overwhelming joy” they find in simple appreciative connections like comments highlights a true Hufflepuff spirit.

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The dark, alternative aesthetic of this track aligns with the user’s bio describing themselves as “pretty, depressed and autistic.” Their deep involvement in niche fandom culture and tropes like “old man yaoi” and “omegaverse fanfic” reflects a person who embraces intense, unconventional interests. The song's moody energy fits their self-deprecating humor and the fatigue they feel when “perishing lowkey” from chronic illness or writer's block. Ultimately, the mix of creative ambition and dark humor in the lyrics captures their lifestyle of “cooking” new chapters for their readers while navigating their mental health.

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