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Your Simpsons character
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, loud, and always cracking outrageous jokes while still clearly caring about their friends and idols. Their over-the-top, semi-violent humor like “dei logo um chutão, joguei na porta… hoje é dia de AVENGED porra” and “homem é pra sentar, vcs querem amar 🤷🏻♂️ é por isso q sofre!!!” is very Bart-core prankster energy. They’re constantly roasting people and starting drama in a playful way, as seen in “alguns de vcs dessa comunidade tem que levar chapisco” and “se toca garoto você é um mico… mereceu levar fecho do zacky”. At the same time, like Bart’s secret soft spots, they show strong emotional attachment to their faves and friends, for example “gente amo vcs” and “EU NAO TENHO PALAVRAS PRA DESCREVER O QUANTO EU AMO O AVENGED SEVENFOLD”. Their life sounding like a loop of edits, fandom, and internet chaos — “Faço uma edit Posto Fico no twitter” — also matches Bart’s perpetual, high-energy mischief vibe.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, talk about crowds, queues, servers and live shows, and openly dramatize social interactions, e.g. the concert hype and joking aggression in “ACORDEI, fui na cozinha tomar um café e minha sobrinha veio correndo me abraçar…”, plus asking followers things like “ALGUEM ME RECOMENDA UMA FANFIC FRERARD PRA LER”. Their worldview is Intuitive: they exaggerate into absurd scenarios and memes, like turning a prompt into “music of a generation” in “o diretor disse 'façam uma música sobre separação' mas eles entenderam 'façam a música da geração'…”, and fantasizing about over-the-top situations such as the A7X family skit in “Filha: Mamãe, o que é A7X?…”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are emotional, relational and value‑driven, for example calling emos the most humble people in “as pessoas mais humildes do mundo são os emos” and questioning partners’ acceptance of trans identities in “vcs amariam e aceitariam seus parceiros se eles se assumissem trans…”. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their life sounds fluid and unstructured in “minha vida é assim: Acordo 9 hrs Faço uma edit Posto Vou dormir…”, they react spontaneously to events (like losing glasses in the rain in “Tava andando na chuva e meu oculos caiu da minha cara e a água levou…”), and they frequently change moods, rants and edits on a whim rather than following a careful plan. Putting these together, ENFP best matches their expressive, imaginative, emotionally intense and spontaneous online persona.

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Editor, emo lifer & Avenged Sevenfold apologist. Once lost my glasses to São Paulo rain, still found my way to the pit. Trans, 2015-on.– @comunizta_

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This drink starts with espresso-infused dark rum for their sleep-deprived, hyper-online edit grind and show hype, like when they said “minha vida é assim: Acordo 9 hrs Faço uma edit Posto...”. The cinnamon-chili syrup brings the unfiltered, chaotic aggression of lines like “vc quer é uma rola grossa nesse seu cu !” and “alguns de vcs dessa comunidade tem que levar chapisco”. Black cherry soda keeps it sweet, dramatic, and emo-coded, fitting someone who proudly says “as pessoas mais humildes do mundo são os emos” and lives for A7X and MCR in their bio. A smoky mezcal splash represents the slightly unhinged devotion to Avenged Sevenfold, like punting the sobrinha because “hoje é dia de AVENGED porra” and screaming “EU NAO TENHO PALAVRAS PRA DESCREVER O QUANTO EU AMO O AVENGED SEVENFOLD”. Finally, silver glitter and a bat-lime garnish nod to their bat emoji and FoREVer identity, plus the dramatic flair of going from “TO #SOLTEIRO 🔥👀” to theatrical death jokes like “o dono dessa conta foi morto” in a single scroll.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is full of sharp, combative humor and an instinct to go on the offensive, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s aggressive self‑preservation. They relish feuds and "fechos", e.g. tearing into someone with “se toca garoto você é um mico… mereceu levar fecho do zacky e eu ainda achei foi pouco”, and casually wishing that two people "queimem nas labaredas satânicas dos quintos dos infernos" in a quoted tweet shows a ruthless streak and enjoyment of verbal brutality. There’s also clear sexual bravado and unapologetic desire, like “meu sonho é brincar de fazer filho com o synyster gates QUE HOMEM GOSTOSO meu deus me segura” and “vc quer é uma rola grossa nesse seu cu !”, which fits Slytherin’s hedonistic, unashamed pursuit of what they want. They show pride in social capital and reach, celebrating milestones like “obrigado pelos 300 mil seguidores 🥹”, a very ambition‑coded concern with status and influence. While there are glimpses of loyalty and softness toward friends and fandoms, the dominant tone is ambitious, cutting, and self‑protective rather than self‑sacrificing or purely intellectual, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold. They’re openly an A7X diehard, calling themselves a “FoREVer” and screaming “EU NAO TENHO PALAVRAS PRA DESCREVER O QUANTO EU AMO O AVENGED SEVENFOLD”, which already makes an A7X anthem a natural match. Bat Country’s chaotic, high‑energy vibe mirrors how they talk about the band and their day, like waking up and saying “hoje é dia de AVENGED porra… pilhadão”. The song’s themes of excess, intensity and a bit of madness fit their over‑the‑top humor and dramatic flair, seen when they joke about their routine as just edits and Twitter: “Acordo 9 hrs Faço uma edit … Fico no twitter”. The title and imagery also align with their bat aesthetic and handle as an A7X enthusiast, tying their whole online persona to this specific track.

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