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The user's cynical, self‑deprecating humor and obsession with pop‑culture memes mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant criticism of media, as shown by tweets like “just watched the beach that makes you old and it's probably the worst movie ive ever seen” and “c'est le pire self report que j'ai jamais vu”. Their frequent meta‑commentary on virtue‑signalling (“Everything about me is virtue signaling i don't even exist”) and on internet habits (“how do you even listen to that all day”) resembles Comic Book Guy’s sarcasm about mainstream trends. The user’s blend of nerdy references (League of Legends, anime, black midi) and occasional depressive remarks (“im genuinely going to kms”, “never kill yourself”) fits the socially awkward, often melancholy geek persona of Comic Book Guy. Moreover, the repeated use of “Worst… Ever”‑style phrasing aligns with Comic Book Guy’s iconic catch‑phrase, making him the best match.

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INTP best fits @cones_up. Their tweets focus on inner thoughts and feelings, e.g., “Everything about me is virtue signaling i don't even exist” and “im genuinely going to kms,” indicating introversion. They often discuss abstract concepts and patterns such as “The culmination of the cult of appearance which allows people to finally see themselves as a commercial product” and “There's something profound about this but i cant shape it out,” showing intuition. Their analytical tone appears in posts like “Unironically I think a lot of the hate sex workers… It reeks of misogyny” and “that's the basis i use when i'm asked to rate any service,” reflecting a thinking preference. Finally, the rapid, spontaneous meme‑filled content (“yooo dude tooch magooch at the club tn”, “back then if u were a gay man you had to rock that one look”) points to a perceiving style.

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Meme curator, French-English gamer, and self-taught bot-whisperer. Once spent 10 min teaching a bot 'I'm sorry' = apology.– @cones_up

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The Meme-Melancolie cocktail captures the chaotic, meme-driven mind of cones_up, mixing the hallucinogenic edge of absinthe with the herbal depth of green Chartreuse to echo their fascination with the avant-garde ("ethical guro fan"). A shot of cold-brew coffee adds the late-night insomnia that fuels their endless scrolling, as hinted by "I watched this video like 10 times and the last time i finally figured out that the bot interprets 'im sorry' as an apology it's so funny". The orange bitters bring a citrus bite that mirrors their sharp self-awareness, like the tweet "Everything about me is virtue signaling i don't even exist" and the dark humor of "im genuinely going to kms". Finally, the bitter-sweet balance serves as a reminder of the counter-message "never kill yourself", offering a bittersweet nod to their blend of melancholy and resilience.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s habit of dissecting ideas and exposing underlying motives, as seen in "Everything about me is virtue signaling i don't even exist," shows a keen self‑awareness typical of Ravenclaw. Their analytical approach is evident when they say "the basis i use when i’m asked to rate any service," indicating a love for logical frameworks. They also demonstrate a curiosity for complex art and music, for example "I really like black midi but sometimes their songs feel like this," reflecting a Ravenclaw appreciation for depth and nuance. Their critical commentary on societal issues, such as "Unironically I think a lot of the hate sex workers … It reeks of misogyny," shows a rational, thoughtful perspective. Finally, the user’s frequent references to learning, problem‑solving ("i will find it") and meta‑observations ("the answer is antidepressants or getting on with it") further align with the Ravenclaw value of wisdom and intellect.

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The user frequently says they feel invisible and self‑deprecating, for example “Everything about me is virtue signaling i don't even exist” and “im genuinely going to kms”. They also mention therapy and depression: “really feeling like this with my last two therapists, i guess the answer is antidepressants or getting on with it”. The lyrics of Radiohead’s “Creep” echo this sense of alienation: “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing?” and “I don’t belong here”. The song’s melancholic tone matches their dark humor and existential musings, while its iconic status fits their meme‑aware personality. The line “I’m a weirdo” mirrors their self‑identification with fringe interests like being an “ethical guro fan”.

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