Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unwavering Conviction: He maintains a steadfast commitment to his religious identity, as seen in his bio "Persian at heart. Proudly NOT a humanist." and frequent use of the Takbeer.
- Charitable Spirit: He actively uses his platform to solicit financial help for others, such as urging followers to "help this brother and his family out."
- Cultural Pride: He shows deep appreciation for his heritage, specifically regarding the "PERSIAN Blue" and traditional Iranian religious sites.
- Vigilant Engagement: He is highly attentive to online discourse, describing himself as an "Online Medjai" who conducts "daily clean up operations."
- Resilient Attitude: He views social media opposition as a badge of honor, claiming "No day is a bad day to be blocked by Zionists."
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He uses inflammatory language, referring to opponents as "demon doll humpers" and "filthy Zionists."
- Ethnic Prejudice: He generalizes groups based on negative personal encounters, such as his comments regarding "Indian tourists" and people from "Bihar."
- Religious Intolerance: He mocks other faiths, ridiculing Hindu rituals as "humiliating" and labeling monarchists as "Mushriks."
- Schadenfreude: He expresses joy at the death or misfortune of others, celebrating when individuals are "booked on a train to Hell."
- Aversion to Diplomacy: He explicitly rejects moderate values, stating in his bio he is "NOT a humanist" and calling for the IRGC to "strike back HARD."
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like the sophisticated yet vengeful Sideshow Bob, Adam possesses a high-minded sense of cultural superiority—calling himself “Persian at heart” while harboring intense disdain for those he deems beneath his ideological standards. He views his online presence as a calculated crusade for 'purity,' much like Bob’s attempts to 'clean up' Springfield, stating he needs to “clean up the society, keep the degenerates out”. Both share a theatrical obsession with their enemies' downfalls, often gloating with a sinister “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣” when opponents are 'eliminated' or blocked. Adam’s self-description as an “Online Medjai” mirrors Bob’s grandiose self-image as a refined guardian against what he perceives as a decaying, low-brow world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Adam exhibits Introversion through his 'Online Medjai' persona, preferring digital combat and 'cleaning up' society from a distance over physical social engagement. His Intuition is evidenced by a focus on grand historical arcs and prophetic patterns, such as seeing the “10 Plagues of Egypt” in current events. He is a quintessential 'Thinking' type, prioritizing ideological purity and blunt, often harsh, logic over empathy, as seen when he dismisses “'Innocents' who bludgeoned police officers” with 'good fucking riddance.' Finally, his Judging trait is clear in his desire for a “modern day version” of a leader to 'clean up society' and his rigid adherence to a specific religious and political governance model.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Zionist or a Pahlavi 'vulture humper'? Because I’d love to be the next person on your daily block list just so you can celebrate with a Takbeer. ☝️
- I promise I'm not a 'demon doll humper,' but I’d still let you read me like an open book—as long as we skip Step 2 and I never have to block you. 📖
- Forget those 'vulture humpers' and 'white worshippers'—how about we go out for dinner? And don't worry, I'm not the kind of tourist who will plonk my 'big ass' down and squash your fingers. 🍽️
- You said you're looking for a modern-day Juggernaut to clean up society? Well, I might not be a 'Medjai,' but I’m ready to stand by your side while the word of Allah buries the rest. 🔻
- Is your name Karma? Because every time I see your tweets, it feels like a 'special delivery' that's blowing up in my face in the best way possible. 📦💥
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Persian enthusiast and history buff. Once lost a standoff with a group tour in Santorini, but usually I'm just here for the Takbeers and debating the diaspora.– @confusedkhareji
Your signature cocktail
The Medjai’s Molotov
This drink is as polarizing and high-octane as Adam’s timeline, served strong for someone who is “Proudly NOT a humanist” and loves when “Zionist propaganda goes up in flames”. The bitter citrus notes represent his disdain for the “monarchist vulture humpers” and “demon doll humpers”, while the spicy finish honors his vision of a leader who will “severely punish those who are dumb enough to cross the line”. Every sip is a “TAKBEER! ALLAHUAKBAR!” moment designed to make his enemies “cope and seethe”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Adam exemplifies Slytherin traits through his strong sense of ingroup loyalty and a cunning, confrontational approach to his ideological opponents. He views his online presence as a series of strategic victories, frequently celebrating when he causes others to “block you immediately” or perform “daily clean up operations” against those he deems enemies. His ambition for a specific power structure is clear in his desire for a leader who will “clean up the society, keep the degenerates out and severely punish those who are dumb enough to cross the line”. Ultimately, his resourcefulness and pride in being “NOT a humanist” align with the more ruthless, exclusionary aspects of the Slytherin house.
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Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
This song’s defiant, confrontational energy perfectly matches Adam’s self-described role as an “Online Medjai” who relishes verbal combat against a multitude of perceived enemies. The lyrics about a 'seven nation army' holding him back resonate with his constant posts about being besieged and blocked by groups he labels as “Zionists, Taliban apologists, feminazis & rioters.” His aggressive stance is evident when he declares “it feels fucking great to be back in business!” after a hiatus, or when he celebrates the elimination of those he opposes with “Good fucking riddance.” Ultimately, the song’s theme of unstoppable momentum reflects his pride in being a polarizing figure who claims “the word of Allah will bury all who stand in its way.”
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