Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about shaving in “raspar os pelos do cu nunca antes raspados é uma sensação maravilhosa” and overreacting to gacha in “gastei 6000 gemas no gacha so pra vir o kaito greedy judge e não veio MERDA NENHUMA”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about fiction and life, e.g. crying over comics in “acabei de ler todas as comics oficiais e não oficiais de alien stage e to chorando por dentro” and frustration with deliveries in “odeio entregador da shopee incompetente”.
- Creative: Draws and thinks visually, mentioning their own art in “quotaram com priv o desenho q eu fiz” and planning character drawings like “escutar o tema da escarlata me fez querer desenhar o caíto de lingerie”.
- Fandom-passionate: Shows deep enthusiasm for series and characters, e.g. Alien Stage and Noi in “Noi virou um dos meus personagens favoritos” and Good Omens hype in “dia 28 as trombetas irão cantar e vai ter data oficial de good omens temp 3 eu to sentindo”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own habits and identity, like acknowledging overreactions to period pain in “quando eu descubro que sou meio homem pq nenhuma mulher ficaria choramingando tanto numa menstruação que nem eu” and boredom with unemployment in “odeio a tristeza de ser desempregado pq meus dias ficam monótonos”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-spending: Mentions buying many things and gacha overspending, like “comprei 8 coisas na shoppe” and wasting gems in “gastei 6000 gemas no gacha… não veio NENHUMA CARTA QUE PRESTE”.
- Anger-prone: Frequently reacts with intense anger or swearing, e.g. “FILHO DA PUTA EU SABIAAAAA EU SABIA DESGRAÇA DE EMPRESA DO INFERNO” and insulting a colleague in “a vadia da minha colega de trabalho… guardo rancor daquela velha até hoje”.
- Body-sensitivity: Shows distress over appearance and physical discomfort, like nail breaking in “minha unha do dedo indicador QUEBROU e agora vou ter que sacrificar todas” and oily skin/acne worry in “como faz rotina de skincare eu nao aguento mais pele oleosa e espinha dolorida”.
- Overthinking: Tends to ruminate on decisions and social details, like stressing over hotel booking in “como agenda estadia em hotel que nem uma pessoa completamente normal e funcional sem parecer muito idiota” and worrying about hair color choices in “estou pensando TANTO em pintar meu cabelo inteiro de verde escuro… eu sei que eu vou fazer merda”.
- Work-avoidant: Expresses dislike and dread about working, as in “odeio a tristeza de ser desempregado… mas eu sei que se eu começar a trabalhar vai ser pior pois eu vou estar cansado + sem tempo nenhum de sobra”, suggesting conflict with long‑term routine and responsibility.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as emotionally intense, very online, and introspective in a way that fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. Like Lisa, they overthink, spiral a bit, and are self-aware about their own feelings and body, e.g. complaining about pain and skincare in “como faz rotina de skincare eu nao aguento mais pele oleosa e espinha dolorida” and joking about their period in “quando eu descubro que sou meio homem pq nenhuma mulher ficaria choramingando tanto numa menstruação que nem eu”. There’s also a strong nerdy-fandom side — they binge comics and fanworks in “acabei de ler todas as comics oficiais e não oficiais de alien stage e to chorando por dentro” and talk about AO3 as a “seita” in “a seita do ao3 finalmente me enviou o chamado”, which mirrors Lisa’s obsessive passions for books and niche interests. Their sensitivity and moral/emotional reactions (rage at companies and couriers, or despair over fictional characters in “se matarem o juan é hoje que eu me mato”) feel more Lisa-like than chaotic-Bart or oblivious-Homer. Even their mix of humor and existential boredom in “eu quando nao tenho nada pra fazer e preciso ficar no twitter pra suprir o meu vazio existencial pós virada de ano” fits Lisa’s blend of angst and irony.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are about solitary media consumption, drawing, and internal reactions rather than going out or leading social scenes, e.g. binge-reading fan content in “acabei de ler todas as comics oficiais e não oficiais de alien stage e to chorando por dentro” or debating whether to quietly read or game in “tentando me decidir se eu leio blue lock desenho ou jogo pjsk”. Their style points to Intuition more than Sensing: they quickly jump into headcanons and interpretations, like turning Naruto characters into an elaborate scenario in “gaara e rock lee sempre vai ser superior a gaara e naruto e digo mais, o filho do rock lee obviamente saiu do ventre do gaara só que como ele é kazekage não pode assumir” and treating Blue Lock like BL in “bem que disseram que blue lock era bl disfarçado”. They come across strongly Feeling over Thinking: their reactions are intensely emotional and value‑driven rather than structured or analytical, such as the dramatic rant about gacha bad luck in “gastei 6000 gemas no gacha so pra vir o kaito greedy judge e não veio MERDA NENHUMA” and empathetic sensitivity about a coworker conflict in “depois do ocorrido qualquer pingo de simpatia que eu tinha por ela sumiu, guardo rancor daquela velha até hoje”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: they often describe themselves as indecisive, spontaneous, and a bit disorganized, like overbuying on Shopee in “comprei 8 coisas na shoppe meu irmão e minha cunhada que aguentem ficar pegando encomenda minha por mais de uma semana” and impulsively staying up for a show in “eu poderia ter dormido 'cedo' hoje mas o brincando com fogo 3 olhou pra mim e eu olhei pra ele de volta e eu cai no papinho do taz mais uma vez...”. Overall, an INFP fit emerges: a highly emotional, fandom‑driven inner world, rich imagination and headcanons, strong personal values and aesthetic tastes (art, cosplay, crossdressing, hair color), and a flexible, somewhat chaotic approach to daily life, as seen in everything from their AO3 ‘cult’ jokes in “a seita do ao3 finalmente me enviou o chamado” to their heartfelt pride in family and idols in “minha mãe gosta do felix e eu do changbin juntas fazemos o shipp mais badalado do skz”.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Blue Lock is just BL in disguise, does that mean if we watched it together we’d be a canon ship or just another almost-gay rivalry with 👁-sized tension?
- You said Gaara and Rock Lee is the superior ship — bold take. But honestly, the only pairing I’m invested in right now is you x me, because that chemistry is already more canon than half of Naruto.
- You spending 6000 gems on a gacha and getting nothing makes sense now — all your luck clearly got used up when you rolled a 5-star, limited edition, real-life lover material like me.
- You, unemployed, binge-watching Alien Stage, playing PJSK, reading AO3 and thinking about tarot and Good Omens? That’s not ‘monotony’, that’s literally my dream date itinerary with you.
- If you’re really getting Maomao hair soon and thinking of painting it dark green, I volunteer as tribute to be the Changbin to your Felix: chaotic duo, questionable fashion decisions, 100% iconic together.
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Your new Twitter bio
Unemployed artist & professional gacha victim. Draws, cosplays, overthinks Blue Lock and Good Omens. Once shaved my butt on New Year’s for ‘self-care’.– @conn_tt
Your signature cocktail
Cueca Verde Cosplay Fizz
Matcha-infused gin brings the deep green chaos of their location and hair dye crises to life, echoing their vibe from “estou pensando TANTO em pintar meu cabelo inteiro de verde escuro pfv deus tire esse pensamento de mim”. Sour green apple liqueur adds a sharp, playful acidity that fits their dramatic reactions to gacha hell like “gastei 6000 gemas no gacha so pra vir o kaito greedy judge e não veio MERDA NENHUMA”. Guaraná soda keeps the drink hyper and fizzy, matching their fandom-fueled energy from “acabei de ler todas as comics oficiais e não oficiais de alien stage e to chorando por dentro” and constant gaming/anime spirals like “tentando me decidir se eu leio blue lock desenho ou jogo pjsk”. A dash of saline solution symbolizes the perpetual mild suffering—skin issues, unemployment blues, and shopee rage—from “como faz rotina de skincare eu nao aguento mais pele oleosa e espinha dolorida” and “odeio a tristeza de ser desempregado pq meus dias ficam monótonos”. Edible glitter or a shimmering rim represents their love of cosplay/crossdressing glam and serving looks, as seen in “com essa foto do noi to me sentindo aqueles mano que entra no twitter pra ficar curtindo foto de mulher de anime pelada pfv nao achem q eu sou assim eu só gosto muito de cossdressing e homens que parecem mulheres” and the thirst over pretty 2D boys like “Noi virou um dos meus personagens favoritos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong mix of curiosity, creativity, and niche intellectual interests that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They actively seek out stories and lore, like when they binge all the official and unofficial Alien Stage comics and end up emotionally affected by it: “acabei de ler todas as comics oficiais e não oficiais de alien stage e to chorando por dentro”. They also talk about wanting to buy books and study tarot because the subject suddenly fascinates them, showing a genuine love of learning for its own sake: “nesse ano estou pensando em comprar alguns livros que eu queria ler e também estudar sobre o tarot do nada o tarot ta vindo na minha mente e eu to com vontade de saber mais”. Their tweets often analyze media details (like hair colors and character dynamics in Blue Lock and other series) with a playful but observant tone, for instance asking about character design and relationships: “pq em blue lock os cara tem um olho desse 👁tamanho e pq eles ficam conversando como se fossem ex namorados ou amantes”. On top of that, they’re clearly very creative—constantly drawing, worrying about composition and mirroring in their art, and reacting intensely to other people’s art, such as when they say this drawing is the worst (meaning best) thing they’ve ever seen: “isso foi a pior coisa que eu ja vi como essa pessoa acertou tanto fazendo um desenho”. All of this points less to pure ambition or bravery and more to a brain that is always chewing on ideas, aesthetics, and stories, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A song that best fits them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because its mix of chaotic humor, awkwardness, and sincerity matches their vibe. They constantly swing between self‑deprecating comedy and genuine feelings, like when they rant about gacha bad luck in “gastei 6000 gemas no gacha so pra vir o kaito greedy judge e não veio MERDA NENHUMA” and complain about being unemployed in “odeio a tristeza de ser desempregado pq meus dias ficam monótonos”. Their timeline is full of niche fandom obsessions and being a bit of a weirdo in love with fictional men, such as “Noi virou um dos meus personagens favoritos”, “bem que disseram que blue lock era bl disfarçado”, and their passion for Good Omens in “dia 28 as trombetas irão cantar e vai ter data oficial de good omens temp 3 eu to sentindo”. The song’s narrative of being the odd, dramatic, fandom‑coded kid lines up with tweets like “quando me perguntam quem sou eu e tenho que mostrar essa imagem” and the chaotic body/beauty humor of “raspar os pelos do cu nunca antes raspados é uma sensação maravilhosa”. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag captures their combination of loud online angst, hyperfixations, and ironically proud messiness.
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