Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: Engages with others by wishing a “happy birthdya pluey”.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes personal social dynamics, noting she is “awkward to talk to”.
- Goal Oriented: Her bio tracks specific weight metrics including a target goal weight (gw: 40kg).
- Honest Communication: Openly shares her frustrations, declaring “THIS APP SUCKS!!!!!!!!”.
- Ambitious Growth: Strategizes to increase reach, hoping to “see lots of likes” by posting frequently.
Weaknesses:
- Ageist Rhetoric: Expresses extreme hostility by stating “everyone over the age of 18 should die”.
- Offensive Language: Uses ableist slurs while describing a “munching” scenario.
- Low Self-Esteem: The bio lists a goal weight that is clinically underweight, indicating body image struggles.
- Attention Seeking: Admits to wanting negative attention through “mukbangs videos” so people call her fat.
- Academic Resistance: Expresses dread toward education, lamenting she will “have to go back to skewl”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, this user displays a rebellious and chaotic personality, frequently lashing out with statements like “THIS APP SUCKS!!!!!!!!” and expressing a clear disdain for authority figures by claiming “everyone over the age of 18 should die”. They share Bart's dread of the educational system, lamenting that they “will have to go back to skewl :((((” once their vacation ends. Their tweets often feature the same brand of edgy, impulsive humor seen in The Simpsons, especially when they post provocative thoughts just to see if they “start getting a lot of views”. Ultimately, their blend of internet-centric angst and bratty defiance makes them a perfect match for the show's resident troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Connie displays Extroversion (E) traits by explicitly stating “im an extrovert irl” and actively seeking external validation, noting she expects to “see lots of likes in my posts when i wake up”. Her focus on identity, such as “how it feels to be me”, and her preoccupation with body image and weight goals in her bio suggest an Intuitive (N) focus on self-perception and future ideals over present reality. She demonstrates Feeling (F) through highly emotional and unfiltered outbursts like “THIS APP SUCKS!!!!!!!!”, prioritizing her immediate feelings over logical discourse. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and her informal, scattered approach to sharing thoughts, such as when she admits “im so awkward to talk to” while simultaneously oversharing.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m usually an introvert irl, but for you, I’d definitely be an extrovert on the internet.
- I promise I’m not over 18, so you don’t have to wish for my demise just yet.
- Forget the mukbangs—you already look like a snack at 45kg, no hate-comments required.
- Since you think this app sucks, why don't we hop on Roblox and see if connielovesmark has room for one more?
- If your vacation ends in 12 days, we better start our 'study dates' now so you actually have something to look forward to at skewl.
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Exploring the digital divide as an offline extrovert. Aspiring to master the art of conversation before school starts in 12 days. Chronicling life’s oddities.– @conniepiggy
Your signature cocktail
The Gluttonous Ghost-Follower
This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who claims to be an “extrovert irl but an introvert on the internet”. The base of Skinny Syrup represents their focus on 'gw: 40kg', while the high-proof Absinthe honors their aggressive stance that “everyone over the age of 18 should die”. The sour gummy garnish reflects their desire to “be really fat so i could record mukbangs videos”, mixed with a bitter tonic because they’ve decided “THIS APP SUCKS!!!!!!!!”. It’s an experimental, polarizing blend for someone who is “so awkward to talk to” but demands “lots of likes” upon waking up.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Connie demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on physical results and status through her bio's weight-tracking metrics (sw, hw, cw, gw), showcasing a goal-oriented ambition. She exhibits the house's characteristic bluntness and disregard for societal norms in her provocative post about how “everyone over the age of 18 should die”. Furthermore, she reveals a resourcefulness and desire for attention by testing engagement strategies, stating she heard that posting frequently leads to “getting a lot of views”. Her dark humor regarding body image and her desire to “munching like a retard” while being criticized reflects a thick-skinned, self-preservationist attitude that prioritizes her own entertainment over external validation.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The user’s bio reveals a preoccupation with body metrics and weight loss, tracking stats like “gw : 40kg cw : 45kg”, which mirrors the song's themes of body image and societal pressure. Their erratic online behavior and frustration, seen when they exclaim “THIS APP SUCKS!!!!!!!!”, aligns with the track's raw, teenage emotional volatility. The song captures the specific brand of adolescent angst present when they post about feeling like an “introvert on the internet” and their dread of returning to “skewl :((((”. Ultimately, Prom Queen serves as an anthem for the self-consciousness and desire for external validation expressed in their hope to see “lots of likes in my posts when i wake up”.
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