Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about media, health, and life events, like crying over games in “Finished God of War and holy shit what the fuck?! Anyway I ordered three large bobba to stop the crying.” and “Successfully finished Diamond is Unbreakable! I cried so hard my eyeballs hurt and became dehydrated.”.
- Supportive caring: Shows care for others and appreciation, such as praising her dad’s art in “Proud of you dad but YOOO YOU CAN JUST DO THAT???”, cheering healthcare efforts in “Hell yeah! I did my part!”, and admiring sportsmanship in “The camaraderie and sportsmanship actually got me crying.”.
- Self-aware humorous: Frequently makes herself the butt of the joke in a playful way, like “I forgot the word for 'speculum' and called them 'vagina tongs.'” and “I want Chris to look at me the way he looks at Leon 🥹”.
- Creative passionate: Is a freelance artist and shares fanart and projects, from Inktober pieces like “Day 1: Gargoyle #Genshinlmpact #AratakiItto #Inktober2022” to character art in “Freelance concept artist and illustrator! I struggle between the dualities of soft pastel artist and degeneracy.”.
- Resilient proactive: Acknowledges struggle but still takes constructive action, such as learning Tekken to bond with her boyfriend in “I'm learning how to play Tekken so I can beat the shit out of my boyfriend and make him horny wish me luck” and going out for a vaccine, haircut, and visiting her mom despite a bad week in “I've been having a shit week but I went out and did things today!”.
Weaknesses:
- Horny fixation: Sexual jokes and thirst dominate many posts, like “I'M BACK and I'M HORNY 🗣🗣🗣💥”, “Mario movie only made me hornier for Bowser”, and “Simultaneously crying over Yakuza Kiwami ending and being horny over Kiryu's voice actor”.
- Self-deprecating: Often frames herself negatively for humor, like “I’m never getting into Heaven™”, “I was born today” after a late realization joke, and calling her own hands “baby hands” in “these baby hands need a break”.
- Stress-driven humor: Uses jokes to cope with anxiety and health stress, as seen in “I wanted to do ONE thing this summer and now I'm in the emergency room AWESOME 🙃” and “My therapy appointment was rescheduled and I need to talk about the time the Scrub Daddy sponge and the Duolingo bird had sex 😔”.
- Oversharing impulses: Shares very personal or graphic thoughts publicly, like “Does lube exist in #TheLastofUsPart2 universe?” and the sexual crossover in “Scrub Daddy sponge and the Duolingo bird had sex”, which could be uncomfortable for some audiences.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between joy, thirst, and despair, for example going from devastated over Miura in “I'm truly at a loss for words and can't express how devastated I am. Rest in peace, Kentaro Miura.” to intense horny or chaotic posts like “Miguel O'Hara got me meowing in the movie theater.”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is chaotic, emotional, and deeply loving, which maps most closely to Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user bounces wildly between horny gremlin energy and sincere wholesomeness, going from “I'M BACK and I'M HORNY 🗣🗣🗣💥” to heartfelt posts about family like “She even made me food I'm crying 😭👍💖”. Their impulsive, over-the-top reactions — for example “WHAT THE FUCK LMAO I'm never gonna be this lucky again ✨🥴💫” and “The primal scream I made LMAO” — feel very Homer-coded. They’re also openly vulnerable, crying over games and movies like “Finished God of War and holy shit what the fuck?! Anyway I ordered three large bobba to stop the crying. 😭👨👦🪓💖”, just as Homer often swings from silliness to surprisingly big feelings. Finally, their self-deprecating physical comedy (emergency room mishaps, driver’s ed chaos, and roller-skate disasters) combined with genuine warmth and loyalty to loved ones and fandoms mirrors Homer’s blend of lovable disaster and big-hearted devotion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently share animated reactions to media and social experiences, like going to haunted houses and making actors laugh by screaming NAAAUUUR in public (“Went to a spooky haunted house last night and I'm so sore from running away from ghouls and pig men. Highlight was making an actor laugh when I screamed NAAAAUUUUR.”), openly gush about hot dentists (“Bruh why the fuck everyone at my new dental office super hot? What in the Grey's Anatomy did I get myself into”), and relish interacting with others, even bots (“I like to reply to those automatic support chat thingies that pop up on websites. It's the little things.”). Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they constantly spin hypothetical or absurd scenarios such as “What if, in Inu Yasha, Kagome didn't fall in a well and instead just broke through the bottom of a trampoline.” and surreal mashups like Scrub Daddy x Duolingo (“I need to talk about the time the Scrub Daddy sponge and the Duolingo bird had sex”), focusing on ideas and possibilities rather than concrete, practical detail. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, expressing intense emotional reactions—crying over games and anime (“Successfully finished Diamond is Unbreakable! I cried so hard my eyeballs hurt and became dehydrated.”; “Finished God of War and holy shit what the fuck?! Anyway I ordered three large bobba to stop the crying.”)—and centering empathy, as when criticizing a bad apology with a moral stance (“he's only sorry for getting caught. Don't give this business your money.”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they joke about chaotic or impulsive behavior like forgetting to pre-download games (“Also I forgot to pre download Genshin”), going to the ER instead of achieving a simple summer goal (“I wanted to do ONE thing this summer and now I'm in the emergency room AWESOME”), and taking breaks / stretching Inktober well into November (“I'm determined to get all prompts done even if it goes well into November, but these baby hands need a break”), which suggests flexibility over rigid structure. Taken together—their outward energy, playful ideation, emotional expressiveness, and go-with-the-flow approach—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You learning Tekken just to beat your boyfriend up and make him horny has me thinking… if we ran a set, would it be best of three, or best of ‘I lose on purpose so you can combo me and then kiss the winner’?
- You cried your eyeballs out over Yakuza 0, Kiwami, AND God of War, but still called it a ‘beautiful, subtle sexy baby’ cry—can I apply to be the emotional support himbo who hands you tissues and boba after every ending?
- You said Miguel O’Hara had you meowing in the theater and Ganondorf’s return changed your life—if I show up with Bowser on screen and Solas fanart in hand, is that enough to unlock your ‘degeneracy’ side of the freelance artist duality?
- Your dad posting his Star Wars art on the fridge made you realize you can just do that, so… if I stick a selfie of us on your fridge next to your God of War and Dragon Age fanart, does that make us canon or just very powerful fanon?
- You got boba with no milk, survived the ‘tiddy microwave speedrun,’ and still found energy to thirst over Kiryu, Majima, Chris Redfield, and Solas—honestly, I don’t want to fix you, I want to take you out for lactose-free boba and listen to you info-dump about all your blorbos while I fall in love.
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Filipino-Canadian illustrator + healthcare goblin. Once called a speculum ‘vagina tongs’ and still show up to work anyway. Fanart, games, mild feral energy.– @Consentacle
Your signature cocktail
Horny for Healers Highball
This drink starts with Calvados, a nod to their chaotic apple arc from “MY PIE WAS GRANDMA APPROVED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO GONNA RIDE THIS HIGH FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH 🍎 🥧 💖 ✨” to “Can dogs eat apples? 🤔 #DragonAge #Solas #FanfriDAys”. Lychee liqueur brings flirty sweetness and softness, echoing their horny gremlin energy in posts like “I'M BACK and I'M HORNY 🗣🗣🗣💥 BIOWARE! DROP THE CHARACTER CREATOR EARLY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!! 🙏😩🔥🔥🔥”. Tamarind juice adds a tangy Filipino twist for the “✧✿✧ Filipino Canadian ✧ Just doin my best ✧✿✧” in their bio and the emotional whiplash of “Simultaneously crying over Yakuza Kiwami ending and being horny over Kiryu's voice actor doin erotic audio dramas. THIS IS MY DUALITY.”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little unhinged, like screaming about hot villains in “Ganondorf's back AND HE'S HOT FUCK YEEEAAAAAAA” and “Mario movie only made me hornier for Bowser 11/10 peaches 🍑 #MarioMovie”. Overall it’s strong but playful—comforting enough for “It's a listen to Guts' Theme and drink choccy milk on the kitchen floor type of day.” yet chaotic enough to drink right before learning Tekken to, in their words, “beat the shit out of my boyfriend and make him horny” from this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core vibe is warm, loyal, and community-oriented, which screams Hufflepuff. They talk often about supporting others and cherishing kindness, like when they celebrate healthcare and vaccines with pride in doing their part: “Hell yeah! I did my part!” and “Got my first COVID 19 vaccine shot and didn't cry!... she was super nice and encouraging!”. There’s a strong thread of affection for friends and family, such as replaying God of War with friends and crying together in a self-aware, tender way: “I still cried a lot but like beautifully and subtly like a sexy baby”, and being deeply moved by their boyfriend’s mom’s garden and homemade food: “She even made me food I'm crying”. Their work ethic and dedication also shows in creative projects; for example, they insist on finishing every Inktober prompt even when exhausted: “I'm determined to get all prompts done even if it goes well into November, but these baby hands need a break”. Even in small moments, they radiate gentle positivity and care—celebrating a compliment with overwhelming gratitude: “I was told 'Good job, Jasmine!' and I'm so full of emotion. Let me rapid fire cry real quick.”. Altogether, the consistent themes of kindness, emotional openness, loyalty to loved ones, and steady effort point most strongly to Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
A well-suited song for Jasmine is “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” because her timeline is a chaotic blend of horny comedy, gaming, and heartfelt feelings. She constantly leans into playful thirst and fandom energy, like when she screams “I'M BACK and I'M HORNY 🗣🗣🗣💥 BIOWARE! DROP THE CHARACTER CREATOR EARLY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!! 🙏😩🔥🔥🔥” and posts about characters like Ganondorf, Bowser, and Miguel O’Hara. At the same time, she’s open about her emotions, from crying over games (“Finished God of War and holy shit what the fuck?! Anyway I ordered three large bobba to stop the crying. 😭👨👦🪓💖”) to taking joy in small life wins (“MY PIE WAS GRANDMA APPROVED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO GONNA RIDE THIS HIGH FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH 🍎 🥧 💖 ✨”). The song’s message of a fun-loving woman wanting to enjoy life on her own terms mirrors her balance of degeneracy and sincerity, as she describes herself as someone who “struggle[s] between the dualities of soft pastel artist and degeneracy.” Overall, the upbeat, rebellious joy of Girls Just Want to Have Fun matches her vibe of screaming about hot fictional men, celebrating her fandoms, and still “just doin my best” as a Filipino Canadian gamer and artist.
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