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The user’s self‑identification as an "Aridoamericanist/Solarianist" who lists "Monarchism, Nativism, Pro Life, Pro 2nd Amendment, Spenglerianism" parallels Mr. Burns’s aristocratic, elitist worldview that sees himself as a ruler over the masses. Their overtly xenophobic tweet – "While it’s certainly true that Islam doesn’t belong in Texas as it’s not Aridoamerica’s Religion, you also don’t belong in Texas either since you’re a ratchet congolombian migrant" – reflects the same disdain for "common folk" that Burns routinely displays. The user’s contempt for modernity, expressed in "We face many challenges from the modernist pseudomorphis & economic transplants… we are the future of North America" mirrors Burns’s resistance to change that threatens his power and his nostalgic love of the past. Their fascination with historic empire and architecture, noted in "I’m an enjoyer of all Roman History, Classical or Medieval!" and "Pure capeshit, neither Colombia & Venezuela are capable of forming a prosperous Country…", aligns with Burns’s obsession with grand, old‑world estates and a belief in superior civilization. Both speak with a condescending, superiority‑laden tone, as seen in the user’s tweet "Pure capeshit, neither Colombia & Venezuela are capable of forming a prosperous Country…" which is reminiscent of Burns’s scornful remarks toward others.

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The user’s tweets are long, self‑contained monologues that rarely invite dialogue (e.g., "While we face many challenges from the modernist pseudomorphis & economic transplants..."), indicating Introversion. They consistently discuss abstract, big‑picture concepts such as "Faustian Civilization," "Spenglerianism," and "Aridoamericanism," showing a preference for Intuition. Their arguments are framed in logical, analytical critique rather than personal emotion, as in "Pure capeshit, neither Colombia & Venezuela are capable of forming a prosperous Country due to the awful elites, guerrillas, political polarization & geography." Finally, they organize their worldview with structured lists, predictions, and checklists (e.g., the ideological checklist with ❌🟨✅ symbols and forecasts about America’s next 50 years), reflecting a Judging orientation. These traits align best with the INTJ personality type.

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Texas‑based historian, architecture geek, gamer, and Aridoamericanist. Built a Minecraft replica of the Old Las Lomas Hotel.– @ConstantJoueur

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The smoky Mezcal evokes the desert "Aridoamerican" landscape that @ConstantJoueur champions, as they note "Pure capeshit, neither Colombia & Venezuela are capable of forming a prosperous Country due to the awful elites, guerrillas, political polarization & geography." The warm, American bourbon reflects their fierce "American Nationalist, Pro 2nd Amendment" stance, echoing the tweet "We are born into this time & must bravely follow the path to the destined finale, there is simply no other way in life." Sweet vermouth brings a touch of old‑world European "Faustian" elegance, a nod to their love for "I’m an enjoyer of all Roman History, Classical or Medieval!" and the reverence for Frank Lloyd Wright’s Mayan Revival style: "While I do find a good chunk of Frank Lloyd Wright’s buildings to be a hit or miss for me, but verily, his Mayan Revival Buildings are always usually hits!" Finally, prickly‑pear syrup adds a red‑hued, desert‑fruit sweetness that recalls "The Red Flag Warning is quite concerning" and the vibrant colors of their Southwest aesthetic.

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The user’s tweets reveal a strong drive for dominance and a belief in a destined role, which matches Slytherin's ambition, as seen in 'We are the future of North America, as both Angloamerica & Latinamerica have no willpower to continue living & are in terminal decline for which they cannot reverse.' They frequently proclaim a need to reshape civilization and position themselves as the guiding force, showing cunning strategic thinking, e.g., 'While we face many challenges from the modernist pseudomorphis & economic transplants. Make no mistake about it, we are the future of North America.' Their language is often ruthless towards other groups, indicating a willingness to use any means to achieve goals, such as 'While it’s certainly true that islam doesn’t belong in Texas ... you’re a ratchet congolombian migrant.' They also emphasize self-identification with powerful ideologies, aligning with Slytherin's desire for status, as in 'How Octavio are you? ❌🟨✅Aridoamericanism/Solarianism ... ✅Spenglerianism.' Although they show occasional intellectual curiosity, the dominant pattern of ambition, strategic manipulation, and elitist worldview points to Slytherin.

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Octavio’s bio declares them an "American Nationalist" and they frequently celebrate U.S. holidays, e.g., "Happy Thanksgiving Y’all!" and "The flag really says it all," showing a strong patriotic identity. Their self‑description "Born:🇺🇲" underscores a pride in being born in the United States, while tweets like "Here’s my ideal immigration ban" and the repeated mention of "Aridoamericanism" stress a distinct, exclusionary American identity. They also love historical and cultural symbols of the United States, referencing the "Tower Life Building in San Antonio, Texas" and proclaiming "Pro 2nd Amendment" in their ideological checklist. These themes align closely with the refrain of Bruce Springsteen’s "Born in the U.S.A.," a song that repeatedly asserts the singer’s American birth and identity. Though the song’s verses critique modern society, its iconic chorus is often adopted as a rally‑cry for American pride—exactly the sentiment Octavio displays in their multiple patriotic posts.

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