Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for Clorinde and other favorites, e.g. “clorinde might be one of the most downplayed characters in this entire game” and “1 clorinde player vs 20 zajeff watchers”.
- Humor driven: Uses jokes, exaggeration, and memes to engage, like “if you laugh you go to utra super MEGA HELL 45” and “jingling keys the character in jingling keys the game”.
- Analytical thinker: Engages deeply with game mechanics and balance discourse, e.g. “orbital scaling is broken ref DO SOMETHING” and “saying dot has 12 cost baselines over castorice gameplay bro the jokes write themselves”.
- Creative hobbyist: Actively makes music and shares progress, as in bio and “made something that doesnt sound like absolute abhorrent dogshit for the first time in a week we may be back”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently references and defends friends, e.g. playful callouts like “.@ nefer heyyy remember when i resucued 5 cats from a burning tree in the sahara…” and repeated mentions of Flip and others.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “fix your team you useless bitch” and “can this guy just shut up bro”.
- Insult driven: Relies heavily on name-calling, such as “greasy loser hogdano discovers that being annoying and hostile has consequences” and “full, unfiltered, excruciating hate to columbitchass here”.
- Escalatory language: Uses extreme phrasing about minor issues, e.g. “if ur name is groal i hope you DIE frfr ong” and “we are ALL sending you to meet the utah grim reaper”.
- Overly negative: Frequently frames things as trash or unbearable, like “genshin discussion is so annoying recently ts isnt even fun anymore” and “NOBODY is gonna run these shit ass teams”.
- Conflict prone: Regularly engages in drama or callouts, e.g. “hogdano downfall season #tapin” and “dumb mf on the tl named 'shotadurin' doing a callout post like their ass aint next”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, funny, and constantly starting or escalating drama while still being very loyal to their favorites. They talk in an over-the-top, bratty way, like threatening to “kill flip” over Clorinde discourse in “if i see another individual try and gas clorinde durin like his fuckass cooldown isnt a brick i will kill flip” or saying “fix your team you useless bitch”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, insult-heavy style. They also have a strong prankster/troll energy, e.g. “1 clorinde player vs 20 zajeff watchers” and “hogdano downfall season #tapin”, always clowning on people and joining pile-ons like a kid stirring the pot at recess. At the same time, they’re fiercely ride-or-die for their faves, especially Clorinde, as seen in “clorinde might be one of the most downplayed characters in this entire game” and “real ones know clorinde was better than alhaitham during her entire life”, which mirrors Bart’s hidden loyalty to his family and friends. The mix of juvenile humor, aggressive joking, and genuine passion for their niche interests (Clorinde, Pokémon megas, Risk of Rain 2) lines up far more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert (E) because they’re highly engaged with the timeline, constantly subtweeting, replying, tagging friends, and stirring discourse, e.g. calling people out like “can this guy just shut up bro 😂” and rallying others with posts like “hogdano downfall season #tapin”. Their style shows clear Intuition (N): they focus on meta, systems, and design philosophy rather than concrete minutiae, such as critiquing game mechanics and dev decisions in tweets like “orbital scaling is broken ref DO SOMETHING” and “lunar reactions only being hydro has to be the biggest bag fumble ive seen from genshin”. They lean Thinking (T) because they argue in a blunt, critical, almost combative way, prioritizing what they see as objective performance or design over people’s feelings—e.g. “don’t lie to the people flip, all this calc is gonna due is make her look worse” and “no amount of propaganda will ever make me like varesa”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they don’t project rigid structure or long-term life planning, instead reacting in the moment with spontaneous rants, memes, and shifting interests, such as “actually fuck that hollow knight shit @FlipMeAC hop on risk of rain 2 instead” and last-minute vibes like “calc exam in like 40 minutes”. Overall, their argumentative, meta-focused, irreverent style and love of taking positions in fandom debates fit ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You defending Clorinde through every downplay discourse like she’s the last nihility unit on Teyvat… if you back your partner the way you back your goat, I’m ready to be your next ‘unpatched method.’
- You: ‘1 clorinde player vs 20 zajeff watchers.’ Me: 1 you vs my standards, and somehow you’re still clearing the content with time left on the clock.
- The way you talk about mega Dragalge and mega Scolipede like they’re top 5 of all time… be honest, if I queue up Risk of Rain 2 with you and say Johto is mid too, do I instantly get promoted to your personal mega evolution?
- You’re out here cooking music you ‘gatekeep on purpose’ and clowning bad calc posts—how about we collab on a track called ‘Orbital Scaling Is Broken’ where the only thing getting buffed is our chemistry?
- Every day you’re begging Hoyoverse to remember DoT exists and praying for a dedicated Clorinde support; until they drop one, I volunteer as tribute—I’ll be the aglaea to your Clorinde, full uptime, zero downplay.
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Gacha critic, Clorinde defender, and part-time music gremlin. Once skipped a whole banner just to prove a point in a damage calc thread.– @cook_gup
Your signature cocktail
Clorinde’s Unpatched Tech
This cocktail hits as hard as their timeline: the overproof dark rum mirrors their loud, unfiltered takes like “FULL, UNFILTERED, EXCRUCIATING HATE to columbitchass here !!!!!”. A sharp espresso shot captures the late-night, over-caffeinated game-discourse grind seen in rants like “genshin discussion is so annoying recently ts isnt even fun anymore”. The blue curaçao rinse is for their ocean-deep commitment to Clorinde and dot comps, as in “clorinde might be one of the most downplayed characters in this entire game” and “clorinde still outdamging when all lc procs are given to flins btw”. Spicy ginger syrup represents the snarky burn in posts like “1 clorinde player vs 20 zajeff watchers” and “can this guy just shut up bro 😂”. Finally, the charcoal salt rim nods to the dark humor and constant beef, from “hogdano downfall season #tapin” to the self-aware chaos of “being the goat is so easy its almost tiring”, making this drink strong, a little toxic, but undeniably iconic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is intensely competitive and status-focused, which fits Slytherin. They center a lot of their identity on being right and being the "goat," as seen in “being the goat is so easy its almost tiring” and their constant insistence that others' takes are bad, like “dont lie to the people flip, all this calc is gonna due is make her look worse”. Their timeline is full of callouts and hostility toward people they see as stupid or beneath them, for example “greasy loser hogdano discovers that being annoying and hostile has consequences” and “fix your team you useless bitch”, which shows a ruthless, confrontational streak rather than Hufflepuff-style kindness. They’re also obsessive about min-maxing and power rankings — repeatedly defending Clorinde’s strength in tweets like “clorinde still outdamging when all lc procs are given to flins btw” — reflecting ambition and a desire for their favorites to sit at the top. While they show loyalty to certain characters and friends, it’s expressed through aggressive defense and tribalism rather than soft-hearted support, which aligns much more with Slytherin’s ambitious, combative loyalty than with Gryffindor’s idealism or Hufflepuff’s warmth.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
A song that fits @cook_gup best is “Bad Reputation” because they clearly thrive on being loud, unapologetic, and combative in their fandom spaces. Their bio already screams deliberate edge and gatekeeping: “making music that i gatekeep on purpose unpatched method”, which aligns with the song’s refusal to care what others think. They constantly call people out and lean into hostility as a bit, like “if ur name is groal i hope you DIE frfr ong” and “fix your team you useless bitch”, echoing the song’s fuck-everybody energy. Even in game discourse they relish being contrarian and stubborn, such as “all this shit man and im still not folding #nefersoldier #notafilthyharlot” and “being the goat is so easy its almost tiring”. Like Bad Reputation, their timeline reads as someone who knows they annoy people, doesn’t intend to change, and kind of enjoys it.
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