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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, impulsive, and meme‑savvy personality, which matches the chaotic and random nature of @CookedByJaguar's feed. The user frequently posts absurd, out‑of‑the‑blue statements such as 'my brain is deteriorating again' and 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO', echoing Bart’s love for sudden outbursts. Their self‑deprecating humor and constant internet meme references, like 'I don’t do shit i just tweet' and 'good morning dandelion', reflect Bart’s carefree attitude toward rules and expectations. The occasional emotional confusion ('i’m so confused right now') and exaggerated reactions ('what the fuck did i just watch caleb williams has nuts the size of meteors') also align with Bart’s dramatized teenage perspective.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays extraverted behavior by frequently sharing personal moments and rallying others, e.g., 'good morning dandelion' and the enthusiastic 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'. Their language leans toward intuition, focusing on abstract, meme‑driven ideas such as 'what is eager' and 'the only good ai video'. Emotional and value‑oriented expressions like 'i love bobs burgers', the bio’s 'free palestine', and 'i’m worried but i really can’t be right now' highlight a feeling (F) preference. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts—'i don’t do shit i just tweet' and 'my hand submitted this one'—indicates a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Creative AI‑video hobbyist, meme curator & sports fan. I once narrated a game for my dad from memory—call‑outs on point. #Bob’sBurgers #Cats– @CookedByJaguar

Your signature cocktail
The drink’s clear, reflective base of sparkling water mirrors the tweet "The mirror 😭✌️", while the bold herbal bite of Jägermeister nods to the user’s bio "i think therefore i wimmer". A splash of vivid Blue Curaçao captures the chaotic, meme‑filled energy of posts like "my brain is deteriorating again" and "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, unpredictable zing that reflects the rapid‑fire humor in tweets such as "good morning dandelion". Finally, the dandelion garnish pays homage to the recurring "good morning dandelion" tweet and the user’s love for quirky, natural details.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's bio "i think therefore i wimmer" is a clear nod to Descartes' famous philosophical statement, showing a love for clever wordplay and intellectual reference typical of Ravenclaw. They often display curiosity and knowledge, for example the tweet "I know AAV on 1 year deals doesn’t really matter but wtf lmao" shows familiarity with scientific concepts. Their appreciation for learning is evident in "thanks for the history lesson", a direct acknowledgment of gaining knowledge. They also ask thoughtful questions about language and identity, as seen in "gay council i have another question: when someone uses like she/they does that mean i use 'they' in the place where 'her' would usually go or does it just mean that they use both", reflecting the Ravenclaw value of seeking understanding. Finally, the creative acronym "Wimmer stands for Wildly Independant Mangy Maker Enters Room" demonstrates the wit and inventive thinking prized by Ravenclaw.

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The Real Slim Shady by Eminem captures @CookedByJaguar’s chaotic, meme‑driven persona. Their tweet "my brain is deteriorating again" mirrors the song’s manic self‑awareness and feeling of losing control. The shock‑value line "I’m NOT the leading gay…. 5 inches" echoes Eminem’s provocative humor. The repeated affirmation "Yes i am wimmer" parallels the chorus "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?", asserting a quirky identity. Finally, the hype shout "LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and random commentary like "my dad missed the game so i had to do play by play from memory" reflect the song’s energetic, irreverent style.

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