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The user displays a rebellious, chaotic energy and a love for stirring up drama, much like Bart's trouble‑making personality. Tweets such as "I think we need to 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵 shadowvanilla fans and haters in order to achieve world peace" and "I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS SHIPPING DISCOURSE LEAVE ME ALONE" show a disregard for rules and a penchant for provocation. Their self‑deprecating humor and constant complaining (e.g., "I haven’t showered in a year 🤪" and "The update fucking sucked. I finally deleted crk... Now what.") mirror Bart's sarcastic, cynical outlook. Additionally, the frequent use of exaggerated exclamations and a desire for attention, as seen in "GOOD MORNING KITTENS" and "STOP IT STOP STOPPPPP", aligns with Bart's loud, attention‑seeking antics.

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The user shows strong extroverted tendencies, constantly broadcasting personal grievances, memes, and calls for interaction (e.g., "I’m on fucking reddit." and "Give me ideas for a new gimmick account"). Their focus is on abstract, fan‑culture concepts like "shadowcest" and speculative lore rather than concrete daily details, indicating an intuitive (N) preference (e.g., "Shadowcest prompt: they all stab eachother to death"). They react primarily with intense emotions and personal judgments, using blunt, emotionally‑charged language such as "Dark enchantress fans are the gayest people ever and it makes me sick" and "I’m too spiritually employed for this," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Finally, their pattern of spontaneous, impulsive posting—jumping from one rant to another without clear planning—demonstrates a perceiving (P) style, as seen in rapid, unstructured tweets like "I need to know what sigmund freud was smoking" and "Okay I'm gonna need you guys to stop what you're doing and donate me all of your life savings". These combined traits align best with an ENFP personality.

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Pixel art fan, Cookie Run enthusiast, chronic meme collector, dreaming of LA trips & midnight snack marathons. #GameDev #ArtLife– @Cookie_0633

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The black vodka mirrors the tweet “I think we need to 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵 shadowvanilla fans… to achieve world peace” and the overall dark humor. Vanilla bean syrup honors the constant claim “Every pure vanilla… fan is demonic except for me.” The ginger liqueur captures the fiery rant “Dark enchantress fans are the gayest people ever and it makes me sick.” Edible glitter reflects the meme‑heavy, over‑the‑top style seen in lines like “I’m on fucking reddit.” Finally, sour cherry adds the bitter edge quoted in “LIFE. ISNT. FAIR.”

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KAI exemplifies Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness by building a following through a calculated persona, proudly stating they gained "700 followers just from being a hater." They display a classic 'us versus them' mentality, asserting that "Every pure vanilla and shadow milk fan is demonic except for me," while positioning themselves at the center of their niche community. Their cunning and desire for dominance are evident in their intense focus on winning contests, specifically telling their favorite character to "lock in and kill everyone in this fucking contest." Ultimately, their self-preservation and strategic use of conflict to navigate social circles, combined with a demand for loyalty to their specific interests, align them perfectly with the house of Salazar Slytherin.

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The singer constantly feels alienated and obsessed with niche fandoms, echoing the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". Their tweets like "I think we need to 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵 shadowvanilla fans and haters in order to achieve world peace" and "My hatred towards the crk fandom (specifically sdvn shippers) made me forget how much I LOVE pure vanilla" show a self‑destructive, outsider mindset. The repeated references to feeling misunderstood (e.g., "Every pure vanilla and shadow milk fan is demonic except for me") match the song’s theme of not fitting in. The dark humor and self‑deprecation throughout the timeline also mirror the melancholy tone of "Creep". Overall, the track captures the user’s intense inner turmoil and perpetual sense of being an outcast.

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