Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on past behavior critically, like cringing at old posts and calling past self out in “remembering some of the things i said a year ago and ew ew ew ew i think i need to kill past me”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about feeling bad, sick, or miserable, e.g. “i feel like shit, i know what i'll do: use the app that makes you feel like shit” and “i thinj i'm sick ughghgh”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, absurd phrasing to make jokes, like “this twitter shit gets serious just saw some guy cast '10000 nukes to your face and cock'” and “bitches love my demon sword”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong fondness for characters and yuri, e.g. “ok back to yuzuha pfp i'm still really gay for her” and “my twitter life is quite simple i scroll and if i see yuri i like it”.
- Curious: Frequently asks what things are or how they work, like “hey i think i missed something what the fuck is wenginetwt????” and “what is this game even about bro”.
Weaknesses:
- Social anxiety: Directly mentions fear of reaching out, e.g. “i wanna make friends with people but i'm too scared to talk to anyone i need an extrovert to adopt me”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themself and their life, such as “fuck man what do i even post about i haven't done anything interesting in the last year” and “posting is hard”.
- Negative spiraling: Leans into feeling bad without solutions, like “i gotta get off twitter i don't even post anything and it still feels miserable” and “i feel like shit, i know what i'll do: use the app that makes you feel like shit”.
- Perfectionistic: Has many creative ideas but freezes on execution, as in “i have so many ideas but i can't for the life of me write anything so they will stay in my brain forever”.
- Comparative insecurity: Compares engagement to others and feels lesser, like “all my oomfs are getting hit tweets while i get 0 likes this is bullshit i'm blocking all of you” and “big accounts can post 'a' and get more likes than i've ever gotten on a tweet”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, introspective, a bit neurotic, and very online/terminally thoughtful. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and critical of the spaces they’re in, e.g. complaining that “i gotta get off twitter i don't even post anything and it still feels miserable” and that “99% of the people i've seen on here both use twitter too much and have never used the internet in their lives”. They show emotional sensitivity and social anxiety, admitting “i wanna make friends with people but i'm too scared to talk to anyone i need an extrovert to adopt me”, which fits Lisa’s awkward but earnest desire for connection. Their tendency to overthink and cringe at past behavior mirrors Lisa’s perfectionism and self-criticism, as in “remembering some of the things i said a year ago and ew ew ew ew i think i need to kill past me”. Finally, their combination of niche interests (yuri, gacha games, AO3) and moral/critical streak (calling out that something is “like... racist right?”) aligns strongly with Lisa’s mix of nerdy passions and strong opinions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They clearly lean Introvert (I): they talk about struggling to reach out and wanting an extrovert to "adopt" them, e.g. "i wanna make friends with people but i'm too scared to talk to anyone i need an extrovert to adopt me", and frequently describe Twitter as draining or miserable, like "i gotta get off twitter i don't even post anything and it still feels miserable". Their focus is more on ideas, vibes, and fictional worlds than concrete practicalities, which suggests Intuition (N): they fixate on yuri, character designs, and narrative context in games and anime, for instance "my twitter life is quite simple i scroll and if i see yuri i like it" and "what is this game even about all i see are these girls being lesbians". They lead with feelings and values, reacting strongly to perceived unfairness or bigotry, e.g. "that's like... racist right?" and openly centering their queerness and emotional attraction: "i think... i might be gay", fitting Feeling (F) over detached analysis. Their life and posting style are unstructured and spur-of-the-moment—complaining about not knowing what to tweet and procrastinating on content ("gonna procrastinate on doing the new zzz content i'll just do what lily told me to do", "fuck man what do i even post about i haven't done anything interesting in the last year")—which aligns with Perceiving (P) more than orderly planning. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you need an extrovert to adopt you; consider this my formal application to be your designated ‘talks-to-waiters, starts-the-Discord-VC, drags-you-into-minecraft-peaceful’ extrovert. Benefits include unlimited yuri recs and AO3 alternatives when it’s down.
- If Hoyoverse can make Yidhari’s and Lucia’s outfits worse on purpose, then clearly I should be in charge of your character design instead—step one: give you +1000 lesbian aura, step two: permanent Yuzuha / Yidhari pfp rotation buff, step three: guaranteed drop of me in your DMs on pity.
- You said your Twitter life is just scrolling and liking yuri—if we ever hang out, I promise to be like your timeline: 90% gay girls, 10% unhinged gacha suffering, and exactly one aubrey who thinks you’re ridiculously cool.
- You keep wondering what the hell happens in HSR while your friend lore-dumps at you—plot twist: the real endgame is us, co-oping through story cutscenes while you live-react and I pause every 5 minutes just to tell you you’re cute.
- You joked about needing more pretty girls on your phone… I can’t fix your rolls for Cipher, but I can offer you a guaranteed 5★: I send you selfies, you send me your latest gay panic tweet, and we call it an event banner.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian nerd with too many gacha regrets, narcoleptic sleep schedule, and strong opinions on girl designs. Once burned asparagus and my pity in one night.– @cookie_fan1
Your signature cocktail
Yuri Gasoline Sharkbite
This drink starts electric and blue with blue curaçao, a nod to their ocean-brained, 🦈-themed chaos and the bio line about being a “🦈 thing”. The lychee liqueur is sweet, floral, and very gay-coded, echoing posts like “i think... i might be gay” and “ok back to yuzuha pfp i'm still really gay for her”. Grapefruit soda adds a bright but slightly bitter fizz, matching their mix of low-key misery and shitposting such as “i feel like shit, i know what i'll do: use the app that makes you feel like shit” and “i gotta get off twitter i don't even post anything and it still feels miserable”. A tiny dash of absinthe stands in for the unhinged, cursed-energy timeline of gacha suffering and mind rot from posts like “i'm never playing this game again 160 rolls” and “this twitter shit gets serious just saw some guy cast '10000 nukes to your face and cock'”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice dusted with edible glitter, because under all the anxiety and self-deprecation there’s that sparkly yuri-loving core who admits “my twitter life is quite simple i scroll and if i see yuri i like it” and “they went and doused me in yuri gasoline and threw the lit match on me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Aubrey reads as a socially anxious but deeply affectionate person who craves connection and values the few people close to her, which is very Hufflepuff. She openly admits wanting friends but being too scared to reach out, asking for an extrovert to "adopt" her, showing vulnerability and a desire for steady, safe relationships rather than glory or status: “i wanna make friends with people but i'm too scared to talk to anyone i need an extrovert to adopt me”. She frequently boosts or comments on others’ art and characters with simple, heartfelt enthusiasm rather than irony or one‑upmanship, like “castorice is so pretty fuuck” and “i'm a lesbian but holy shit banyue”, which reflects a warm, appreciative nature. Her timeline is full of gentle self‑deprecation and caring annoyance at unfairness (e.g., calling out racism in “that's like... racist right?”), but she doesn’t posture as a crusading hero (Gryffindor) or a mastermind (Slytherin); she mostly wants her corner of the internet to feel less miserable: “i gotta get off twitter i don't even post anything and it still feels miserable”. Even her running jokes about blocking and being "evil" are framed in a light, protective way around her own comfort and her oomfs, aligning with Hufflepuff’s focus on emotional safety, loyalty, and quietly sticking by the people and things she loves.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
The song girls by girl in red fits them best because so much of their online persona revolves around being extremely, loudly gay for women and fictional girls. They openly say things like “i think... i might be gay” and describe themselves as a “🦈 thing” who got doused in “yuri gasoline” in their bio, which echoes the song’s intense, almost overwhelming lesbian yearning. Their timeline is full of posts like “my twitter life is quite simple i scroll and if i see yuri i like it” and “ok back to yuzuha pfp i'm still really gay for her”, paralleling the song’s obsessive focus on girls. Even when they joke about being a lesbian but still thirsting over characters like Banyue in “i'm a lesbian but holy shit banyue”, it reflects the same messy, earnest queer crush energy that defines the track. Overall, their fixation on yuri, pretty girls, and queer self-discovery aligns almost perfectly with the mood and lyrics of girls.
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