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Your Simpsons character
Aubrey matches Lisa Simpson due to her strong sense of social justice and her often cynical, disillusioned outlook on the world. Much like Lisa, she expresses deep frustration with the state of her country, stating “god my country fucking sucks can someone just kill him already”. She shares Lisa's intellectualized and occasionally detached perspective on social norms, dryly tweeting “its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone”. Aubrey also displays a specific, niche set of interests in media and art, mirroring Lisa’s tendencies to fixate on counter-culture or complex topics. Finally, she possesses a weary self-awareness regarding her social standing and interactions, noting “i would do one of those oomf interaction bait thingies but i don't think i have enough oomfs”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aubrey exhibits strong Introversion (I) through their tendency toward solitary activities like gaming and their admission of “ghosting” people. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their abstract, identity-focused humor, such as declaring “everybody transgender” and their preoccupation with fictional archetypes over real-world data. They lean toward Feeling (F), often expressing personal values and emotional states, like when they post “very very sad” or seek out “yuri” connections. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown by their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and their habit of clicking on “youtube mix bullshits” when bored rather than following a structured schedule.

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Aubrey | Enthusiast of character design and immersive gaming. Exploring the intersection of digital art and storytelling. I once ghosted a whole lobby, ask me how.– @cookie_fan1

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, high-energy drink captures Aubrey's chaotic vibe, starting with a base inspired by her bio: “they went and doused me in yuri gasoline and threw the lit match on me”. The muddled fruit at the bottom represents her tactile anxiety, as she mentions “i keep halucinating bugs crawling near me”, while the bitter finish reflects her political frustration when she says “god my country fucking sucks”. It’s topped with a nostalgic garnish because she believes “we should bring back pookie”, creating a cocktail that is as colorful and 'nom' as a “woke shark”.

Your Hogwarts House
Aubrey exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a selective, often cynical worldview, prioritizing their own comfort over general social niceties. Their resourcefulness is seen in how they navigate social circles, admitting, “hey i did that once i wonder how all of the people i ghosted are doing”, showing a willingness to discard connections that no longer serve them. They possess a sharp, biting wit and are quick to voice disdain for things they find beneath them, such as when they state they “don't care enough to waste me time playing hsr any more than i already have”. Even their interaction with technology reflects a rebellious, self-determined streak, seen in their refusal to be influenced by platform changes: “i don't care what you put in there elon i'm not clicking the fucking grok button”. This combination of ambition for their own niche interests and a blunt, protective social exterior aligns perfectly with the house of the serpent.

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Aubrey’s online persona is heavily defined by her queer identity and a specific fascination with 'yuri' (lesbian media), as seen in her bio and her tweet asking “who wants to help me be yuri”. The song Girls perfectly captures this focus, especially given her humorous disbelief that “straight people are real”. Her feed also reflects a general disdain for traditional norms and an affinity for LGBTQ+ themes, stating that “every character i like is transgender”. The track’s straightforward, indie-pop celebration of female attraction mirrors her frequent posts about girls and fictional characters like Hyacine or Yuzuha. Ultimately, the song aligns with her self-described state of being “doused... in yuri gasoline” with a match lit on top.

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