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The userâs constant selfâdeprecation and suicidal rumination, such as "just kill me" and "iâm killing myself if you leave me", mirrors Moeâs frequent feelings of worthlessness and occasional suicidal thoughts. Their angry outbursts like "SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES" echo Moeâs shortâtempered, resentful demeanor. The craving for validation and attention, seen in "what do i post to get a hit tweet i just want attention" and "I NEED OOMFFFSSS BE MA OOMF IM COOOLLLLL", aligns with Moeâs desperate attempts to be liked by his regulars. Finally, the userâs chronic low mood, headaches, and bodyâimage concerns reflect Moeâs chronic dissatisfaction with his life and appearance, as shown in "does anyone know the reason i get headaches like EVERY day" and "itâs so dumb people complaint about being underweight this shit is peak".

Your MBTI personality Type
The userâs frequent, outwardâdirected posts and cries for attention, such as "what do i post to get a hit tweet i just want attention" and "SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES LIKE A FUCKING LOSER", show an extraverted, expressive style. Their focus on abstract feelings and future worries, for example "am i going to be like this when im older?" and "everyone is problematic grow up", points to an intuitive (N) preference. Decisionâmaking is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "I hate opening up to people just to get some shallow response" and "I think murderers r bad", indicating a feeling (F) orientation. The erratic posting schedule and lack of structure, illustrated by "goon cut sleep goon cut sleep" and the constant stream of selfâcritical tweets, reveal a perceiving (P) approach. Taken together, these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Writer & mental health ally đ± | Coffee addict â | 5'4" dreamer who once tried to sculpt Styrofoam for fun | Proud 'oomf' collectorâ @cookieishappi

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The Shappy's Shattered Cookie mixes blood orange liqueur, a vivid nod to the raw, bleeding pain behind tweets like "i feel like puking" and "iâm going to die", echoing the selfâharm references and the desire to feel something intense. A clean vodka base represents the numbness and emptiness hinted at in "just kill me" and "my problems shouldnât be for other people", giving the drink a neutral canvas that mirrors their craving for escape. Lavender simple syrup adds a calming sweetness, trying to soothe the constant headaches they ask about: "does anyone know the reason i get headaches like EVERY day", and the yearning for gentle support. Sparkling water brings a frantic fizz, reflecting the desperate shout for attention seen in "what do i post to get a hit tweet i just want attention" and "I NEED OOMFFFSSS BE MA OOMF IM COOOLLLLL". A dash of Angostura bitters ties it all together with a sharp edge, embodying the rage in "SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES LIKE A FUCKING LOSER" and the bitterness of feeling like "my parents fucking suckkk".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a strong desire for status and attention, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as seen in "what do i post to get a hit tweet i just want attention" and "I NEED OOMFFFSSS BE MA OOMF IM COOOLLLLL". They also display a bold, confrontational attitude, e.g., "SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES LIKE A FUCKING LOSER," reflecting Slytherin's willingness to speak their mind and assert dominance. Their fixation on gaining followers and being noticed aligns with the house's focus on personal achievement and recognition. Overall, the pattern of seeking validation and asserting superiority points toward Slytherin.

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The userâs tweets repeatedly mention selfâharm, suicidal thoughts and feeling like a burden, which mirrors the raw confession in âHurtâ â âI hurt myself today to see if I still feelâ and âWhat have I become?â For example they tweet 'iâm going to die', 'just kill me', 'my head hurts', and 'i feel like puking'. They also express loneliness and a desire for validation ('I need OOMFFFSSS', 'i lowkey have no friends on here or irl'), echoing the songâs themes of isolation and selfâquestioning. The line 'Iâm a man whoâs lost his way' fits their sense of directionlessness as seen in 'am i going to be like this when im older?' and 'how do i stop being a fucking waste of space'. Overall, the bleak introspection and admission of pain in âHurtâ align closely with the pattern of their posts.

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