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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, thanks to their chaotic, irreverent, and attention‑seeking sense of humor. They thrive on unserious shitposts and exaggerated reactions, like yelling “🔫ohmygofd🔫🔫🔫🔫…” or declaring “femboy twinky baaaalls femboy twinky baaalllsss”, which fits Bart’s immature, gleefully transgressive energy. Their self‑descriptions show a mix of clowning and self‑confidence—calling themselves “Egg” and insisting “i am 100 percant likeable shutoyp”—mirroring Bart’s performative bravado. They also love being the center of social attention, openly fishing for engagement with tweets like “guys follow me and i will follow back and we will be friends … guys seriusly im so cool” and “follow now please hey guys heyanyone hey everyine hye ehye heyhi hello hi”. Even when they’re confused or overwhelmed, they turn it into a bit—“I KEEP GETTING CONFUAED WHERE AM I”—which is very Bart-like: always playing things for laughs, even in chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
1. E vs I – Extrovert: They clearly seek interaction and visibility, e.g. explicitly asking for engagement and mutuals in “guys follow me and i will follow back and we will be friends #yaoitwt #alnsttwt #linkclicktwt #anitwt #moothunt #promotwt #danmeitwt #tbhxtwt #pjsktwt #milgramtwt guys seriusly im so cool” and “follow now please hey guys heyanyone hey everyine hye ehye heyhi hello hi”. They enjoy public playfulness and attention rather than keeping a low profile, as shown by their pinned intro “⊹… zach !! … ♡︎/⟳ if you wanna be moots”. 2. S vs N – Intuition: Their tweeting style is highly associative, abstract, and meme/idea‑driven rather than concrete or practical. They latch onto concepts and inside jokes like “i feel so wabif ts so wabif our brains are wabif live laugh WABIF wake up and smell the wabif people come and go but wabif is forever”, and dramatize fandom ideas such as “Feeded by Hate, Starved bi Love #ALNST #에이스테”. Even “facts” about themselves come out in a playful, surreal way in “10 THING ABOUT🥚🥚 NAME: EGG… AGE: 6 YEAER OLD… FAV ANIMAL: 🥚”, which is more imaginative than literal. 3. T vs F – Feeling: Their posts are emotional, relational, and full of exaggerated affect rather than logical argument. They focus on affection and interpersonal bonds—e.g. “Give kitten ur money and 100 oiled up twinks will come your way !!!!!TRUTH!!!!” and dramatic devotion in “I LOV YOY IVAN ALNST COME BACK MY BABY MY SHAYLA”. Even when joking about conflict, it’s framed via feelings and social dynamics, as in “Block this person they bully me and are mean to me and hit me”. 4. J vs P – Perceiving: Their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and in‑the‑moment; there’s no sign of structured planning or organized life updates. They bounce between topics—AO3 cravings in “5 hours no ao3 I can't take it anymore this is the end fkr me”, random fanart like “never wached demonslayr this is my fanart horay”, and sudden dramatic bits such as “IM SCARED”. The overall vibe is spontaneous, reactive, and playful rather than scheduled or methodical. Putting it together, they fit ENFP: socially energetic and attention‑seeking (E), imaginative and concept‑driven (N), emotionally expressive and relationship‑oriented (F), and flexible, impulsive, and unstructured in how they post (P). This matches the chaotic humor, intense fandom emotionality, and constant search for new interactions and mutuals across their tweets.

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Zach | 16 | he/him. Part-time doodler, full-time egg. Once spent 5 hours without AO3 and called it ‘character development.’ RT art, memes & yaoi chaos.– @CoolAndEgg_ish

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This cocktail fizzes with chaotic, silly energy, just like their timeline screaming “i feel so wabif ts so wabif our brains are wabif live laugh WABIF”, so it starts with sparkling yuzu soda for bright, hyper, meme-y citrus chaos. The blue curaçao (or blue sports drink) is a nod to their awe-struck reactions to blue things like “OH M GPD ITS BLUE”, making the drink loud, colorful, and slightly unhinged. A layer of chocolate milk foam on top references their earnest softness and comfort-drink taste in “fav drink: CHOCOLATE MILK :p”, giving the chaos a sweet, nostalgic hug. The pop-rocks sugar rim captures their explosive, caps-lock reactions like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” and “IM CTFU???”, literally crackling in your mouth. Finally, the tiny egg-shaped mochi garnish is their mascot and self-insert, echoing both their name and their own description “NAME: EGG🔥🔥🔥 AGE: 6 YEAER OLD”, completing a drink that’s sweet, loud, and very, very Egg-coded.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a highly social, affectionate person whose main priorities are friendship, mutual support, and being a good moot, which fits Hufflepuff’s loyalty and warmth. They repeatedly emphasize wanting to connect with others and build reciprocal bonds, e.g. “guys follow me and i will follow back and we will be friends… guys seriusly im so cool” and the pinned introduction inviting people to become moots with a welcoming tone (“♡︎/⟳ if you wanna be moots”). They show strong loyalty and protectiveness toward their close circle, as seen in campaigning for their partner and friends (“Vote for my kitten”, “Give kitten ur money and 100 oiled up twinks will come your way !!!!!TRUTH!!!!”) and emotionally charged support for favorite characters and creators (“I LOV YOY IVAN ALNST COME BACK MY BABY MY SHAYLA”). Their self‑presentation focuses less on ambition or intellectualism and more on being likeable, silly, and kind, such as “i am 100 percant likeable shutoyp” and playful apologies like “im so sorre”, which suggests a people‑oriented, harmony‑seeking nature. Even their more chaotic or crude jokes sit in a context of shared fandom and community in-jokes, reinforcing that belonging and mutual affection, core Hufflepuff values, are what matter most to them.

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The song Teen Idle by MARINA fits them well because it captures a chaotic, self-aware teen energy that matches their online persona. They lean heavily into exaggerated, unserious drama and horny humor, like “femboy twinky baaaalls femboy twinky baaalllsss” and “vote zixx for 12 billion oiled up fertile omegas”, which parallels the song’s mix of decadence, sexuality, and irony. Their bio and tweets show a kind of performative identity crisis and meme-y self-mythologizing, such as “10 THING ABOUT🥚🥚 NAME: EGG🔥🔥🔥 AGE: 6 YEAER OLD GENDER: EGG” and “Feeded by Hate, Starved bi Love #ALNST”, which echo the song’s themes of wanting to be "a real fake" and dramatizing youth. Their constant oscillation between silliness and faux-tragedy—like “5 hours no ao3 I can't take it anymore this is the end fkr me” and “God please bring my family back together #ALNST”—matches the way Teen Idle turns teenage angst into something theatrical and almost camp. Overall, the song’s blend of self-deprecation, drama, and hyper-aware teen messiness aligns very closely with how they present themselves online.

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