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He calls himself a 'Burnout and Dullard' and lists nitpicking as a hobby, echoing Comic Book Guy's cynical self‑deprecation. His tweet 'Ridiculous SaneWashing, Israelis constantly weaponise every single atrocity against Jews in all of human history.' shows his penchant for deep, meme‑laden political analysis, much like Comic Book Guy's obsessive commentary on pop culture. The frequent references to internet subcultures like 'RW', 'LW', 'ZOG' and random media jokes such as 'Alternate TL where Dr Zitbags Transylvania Pet Shop gets live action adaption becomes smash hit of the year.' reflect the same meme‑obsessed, nitpicking attitude. He also complains about platform changes with 'Nevermind Elon fucked up again, used to be my TL was in order most recent posts showing up first then I scroll downwards for the days posts, now it's just random posts from random parts of the day.' mirroring Comic Book Guy's grumbling about the decline of his video store. Overall, his blend of left‑leaning activism, burnout, and relentless nitpicking matches the archetype of Comic Book Guy.

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Based on the long, theory‑driven and self‑focused style, the user shows strong introverted (I) traits, e.g., they describe themselves as "Burnout and Dullard, with a severe case of screen damage" and post long monologues rather than short social exchanges. Their focus on abstract patterns across politics, culture and history – such as linking "Reactions to the Bondi Beach Massacre show that Zionist Jews and Brown Ppl in the West … have an awful lot in common" – indicates dominant intuition (N). The tone is analytical and critical, labeling groups as "Unironically RW are the real perverts" or calling "This is the same kind of ideologically motivated word game as 'it's impossible to be racist against white ppl'" a problem, which reflects thinking (T). Finally, the tweets are open‑ended, speculative and often shift topics, for example "Maybe I'm being too optimistic but I think 21st century Left is in a much better position than late 20th century Left", showing a perceiving (P) preference for flexibility. The overall profile matches an INTP.

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Wexford‑born political commentator & pop‑culture nerd. I dissect memes, debate geopolitics & occasionally post albino kangaroo pics. #LeftSide– @CoolgreanyLuke

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This drink mixes the bitter edge of amaro and the smoky punch of Irish whiskey to echo Luke’s constant "burnout and dullard" vibe, while the absinthe adds a "severe case of screen damage" hallucination. The cold brew coffee liqueur brings the dark, late‑night scrolling energy that fuels his nitpicking, and a dash of hot sauce mirrors his sharp, incendiary commentary like his tweet about "Ridiculous SaneWashing, Israelis constantly weaponise every single atrocity" and the "Left are the Real Racists against 🇯🇵". The cocktail’s layered flavors reflect his tangled web of geopolitics, pop‑culture riffs, and self‑deprecating humor, just as he writes about "The Irish Unity post is Asinine but unionists have the worst grievance culture". Finally, the garnish of an Irish flag‑colored straw reminds him of his roots and the constant clash between "RW" and "LW" in his timeline.

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The user frequently demonstrates deep analytical thinking and a love for complex historical and political knowledge, typical of Ravenclaw. For example, they write 'I would say the American Revolution has the same contradictions as The English Civil War in that it was an egalitarian enterprise for many of its participants but it guaranteed Ethnic Cleansing elsewhere' and 'Empires are most likely to commit genocide at beginning and end of their lifespan, in between is just regular oppression', showing a scholarly approach. Their tweets also reveal a tendency to dissect ideologies and challenge conventional narratives, as seen in 'The whole "TERF Island" thing is daft because every WE country is at the same level of transphobia', indicating a sharp, inquisitive mind. This intellectual curiosity and emphasis on knowledge align most closely with Ravenclaw values.

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The user describes themselves as "Burnout and Dullard, with a severe case of screen damage" and constantly laments the absurdity of politics, e.g., "Ridiculous SaneWashing, Israelis constantly weaponise every single atrocity..." which mirrors the bleak, detached tone of the lyric "All the people, all the noise, it's a mad world." Their self‑deprecating claim of being "a disgrace to my village" and the cynical observation that "the left are the real racists" echo the song's sense of alienation and hopeless observation of a chaotic world. The frustration with platform changes like "Nevermind Elon fucked up again… now it's random posts from random parts of the day" reflects the feeling of a world that has lost its order, just as the song repeats "And I find it kind of funny" in a world gone mad. Overall, the melancholy, disenchanted mood of "Mad World" captures the user's burnout, sarcasm, and perception of a chaotic, contradictory political landscape.

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