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Your Simpsons character
His irreverent humor and penchant for stirring the pot make Bart Simpson a perfect match. Like Bart, he’s mischievous and sharp-tongued, as seen in tweets like 'America is a deeply retarded country.' His mix of absurdity and relatability, such as 'turned gfs minestrone into a brick,' mirrors Bart’s knack for turning everyday situations into comedic gold. Both are rebellious yet endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
His sharp wit, irreverent humor, and love for debate point to ENTP. His extraversion shines in his bold critiques like 'America is a deeply retarded country.' His intuition drives his cultural observations, such as 'Japans greatest contribution is unfurling the secrets to umami.' His thinking side is evident in his analytical takes on politics and culture, while his perceiving nature allows him to adapt and explore diverse topics, from food to film to family anecdotes.

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Cultural critic with a sharp tongue | Food explorer | Lynchian absurdist | Tweets about politics, art, and the human condition | Detroit-style pizza enthusiast and Bugs Bunny tattoo historian.– @coolhandg00k

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This cocktail captures his love for absurdity, food, and cultural critique. Whiskey represents his sharp wit, while soy sauce adds an umami twist, reflecting his tweet 'Japans greatest contribution is unfurling the secrets to umami.' Lemon juice brings a tangy edge, much like his humor, and the egg white adds a smooth, unexpected texture, mirroring his layered personality. Bitters tie it all together, just like his nuanced takes on life.

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His sharp wit, ambition, and irreverence align with Slytherin traits. Tweets like 'Neil Armstrong thought his shit was the holy grail of flexes step foot on the moon again pussy' show his cunning and boldness. He’s not afraid to critique societal norms or call out hypocrisy, as seen in 'trumps admin got too comfortable assuming their fans were all completely brain damaged.' His resourcefulness and ability to navigate complex cultural topics make him a natural fit for the house of ambition and intellect.

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This high-energy, rebellious anthem suits his irreverent critique of society and culture. Tweets like 'America is a deeply retarded country' and 'World peace is unattainable' reflect the song’s chaotic defiance. His blend of humor and sharp commentary, as in 'My eyes exploded out of my skull like a looney tunes character,' matches the song’s frenetic pace. It’s a perfect soundtrack for his Twitter energy.

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