Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm about interests like FNAF and game bundles, e.g. “I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL WE WILL GET SMTH FNAF IN THE STATE OF PLAY IM ALL IN” and urging others to “go fucking buy the bundle”.
- Accountable: Takes responsibility and apologizes clearly when crossing a line, as in “I genuinely apologize for this tweet… i take FULL accountability”.
- Supportive: Advocates helping others and engaging in causes, e.g. agreeing “an actual human being would help another human being struggling” and sharing a petition: “Sign this if you can btw”.
- Creative: Builds and promotes their own project retrochat95, calling it their “newest invention” and “OPEN SOURCE,” e.g. “use my newest invention NOW” and “you should ALL try”.
- Persistent: Keeps working through technical issues instead of quitting, e.g. “very sorry to anyone who wanted to try the website, ill try to fix it as soon as possible” and continuing to switch hosts when “i broke the fucking html and servers”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile_language: Frequently uses slurs and insults like “r3tard” in tweets such as “The fuckint r3tard is gonna blame the mental health drop” and “Nobody told you to start this you r3tard”.
- Violent_rhetoric: Openly calls for extreme violence, e.g. “all rapists, pedophiles, etc should kill themselves live of tv… or get thrown into a boiling pit of water” and “terminate them all exterminate them all… KILL IT”.
- Political_hostility: Expresses intense hatred toward political groups and figures, e.g. “Donald trump is a pedophile” and combining “democrat” and “republican” with “KILL IT” in this tweet.
- Conspiracy_focus: Leans into conspiratorial thinking, e.g. asserting “pizzagate IS real” and reacting to Epstein-related content with extreme conclusions like “this country isnt surviving more than 4 months”.
- Impulsive_posting: Posts intense, provocative takes and later regrets them, as shown by needing to issue a serious apology in “I genuinely apologize for this tweet… I KNOW how serious the Epstein files are” after earlier insensitive comments on the same topic.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, impulsive, and constantly stirring things up while still having moments of genuine care. Their timeline is full of chaotic, over-the-top aggression, like calling for extreme punishments in tweets such as “all rapists, pedophiles, etc should kill themselves live of tv for everyone to watch and if they dont comply they should get thrown into a boiling pit of water.” and “terminate them all exterminate them all, democrat? KILL IT republican? KILL IT ANY OTHER PEDOPHILE? kill IT”, which mirrors Bart’s edgy, provocative side dialed up to an online extreme. They also use lots of irreverent, juvenile humor and insults like “The fuckint r3tard is gonna blame the mental health drop because of HIS social media ban on 'not having friends' pathetic.”, very much in line with Bart’s trollish, rule-breaking energy. At the same time, like Bart occasionally showing remorse, they demonstrate self-awareness and accountability in posts such as “I genuinely apologize for this tweet, I KNOW how serious the Epstein files are... I am truly sorry and i hope yall can forgive me.”. Their frantic coding/hosting struggles and chaotic creativity around retrochat95 (“use my newest invention NOW it might be retroslop but USE IT... its OPEN SOURCE”) reflect Bart’s tendency to enthusiastically dive into projects and stunts without always having everything under control. Overall, the mix of rebelliousness, dark humor, online mischief, and occasional flashes of conscience makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they actively share strong opinions, jokes, and projects publicly, seeming energized by interaction and discourse rather than privacy, e.g. hyping their own site and urging others to use it in posts like “you should ALL try because im THE COOLER one…” and “use my newest invention NOW it might be retroslop but USE IT”. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing, focusing on ideas, implications, and big-picture moral/political takes rather than concrete sensory detail, such as broad declarations like “oh my fucking god this country isnt surviving more than 4 months” and conspiratorial claims like “pizzagate IS real”. They are clearly Thinking-dominant: they use harsh, blunt language, moral absolutism, and debate-like framing rather than gentle harmony, e.g. “all rapists, pedophiles, etc should kill themselves live of tv…” and “The fuckint r3tard is gonna blame the mental health drop…”, yet they can also issue a reasoned apology like “I am truly sorry and i hope yall can forgive me.”. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their coding/hosting process is chaotic, reactive, and trial-and-error rather than structured planning, as seen in “FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK im hosting somewhere else tomorrow please wait.”, “i broke the fucking html and servers, ill try to fix it but dont expect all the features to work.”, and changing plans on rooms/servers in “NO MORE ROOMS IM REMOVING THEM THEY CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE FUCKKKKK… rooms (servers) delayed to 3.0”. This combination of outspoken engagement, idea-driven and sometimes conspiratorial takes, blunt argumentative tone, and flexible, spontaneous project management is most consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if RetroChat95 is the ‘cooler’ open‑source alternative to evil Discord, does that make you the dev build of my dream partner? Because I’d absolutely risk your ‘broken HTML and servers’ just to be in your room history.
- You’re hyped over FNAF in State of Play, snorting hopium for ULTRAKILL, and watching the Puppy Bowl for Bad Doggy next year — you’ve basically 100%‑completed my favorite genres: horror, boomer shooter, and soft dog enjoyer. When do I get added as DLC?
- You went from ‘use my newest invention NOW’ to apologizing seriously about the Epstein files tweet — chaotic timeline, but genuinely, that mix of unhinged humor and accountability is kind of attractive. I’d sign any Change.org petition to keep you in my feed.
- You’re out here trying to host RetroChat95 on Netlify, Neocities, Railway, anything that runs — how about we just host our feelings on a peer‑to‑peer connection and pray Musk doesn’t lobotomize the API mid‑confession?
- You annihilate pedophiles, roast Trump, call out IDF soldiers, and still have time to fix your Neocities font because of one quote tweet — if moral rage, political takes, and cursed coding sessions were a bundle on itch.io, I’d go ‘fucking buy the bundle’ just to unlock you.
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Part-time coder, full-time ranter. Broke my site more times than I’ve fixed it, but RetroChat95 still (mostly) works. Opinions are very much my own.– @Cooli_sh
Your signature cocktail
The Retro Rage Railshot
This cocktail hits like their timeline: loud, chaotic, and weirdly endearing. The overproof spiced rum shot mirrors their explosive posts like “NO MORE ROOMS IM REMOVING THEM THEY CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE FUCKKKKK”, giving the drink a strong kick. Electric blue energy drink stands for the hyper online gamer-dev energy behind Retrochat, shouted out in “use my newest invention NOW it might be retroslop but USE IT”. Sour cherry syrup captures their mix of genuine care and sharp edge, as in “very sorry to anyone who wanted to try the website, ill try to fix it as soon as possible.”. The smoked sea salt rim represents their scorched-earth takes on politics and justice, like “terminate them all exterminate them all, democrat? KILL IT republican? KILL IT”, adding a harsh but satisfying bite. Finally, a splash of cheap cola is the scrappy, DIY hosting vibe in “where the fuh do i host my website anywhere else than netlify, i have NO idea how to use github for websites”, tying the whole messy experiment together into something you shouldn’t like—but kinda do.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is dominated by intense moral absolutism and a willingness to say extreme things publicly, which is very Gryffindor-coded impulsive bravado. They repeatedly call for violent punishment of people they see as evil, e.g. “all rapists, pedophiles, etc should kill themselves live of tv for everyone to watch and if they dont comply they should get thrown into a boiling pit of water.” and “terminate them all exterminate them all, democrat? KILL IT republican? KILL IT ANY OTHER PEDOPHILE? kill IT”, showing a raw, crusader-like sense of justice rather than calculated strategy. They also openly attack powerful or controversial figures like Trump with lines such as “Donald trump is a pedophile”, which reflects bold outspokenness over self-preservation. At the same time, they show a capacity for public accountability, writing “I genuinely apologize for this tweet… I take FULL accountability, I am truly sorry and i hope yall can forgive me.”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to own their actions rather than quietly maneuver around them. Even in coding and hosting struggles, the tone is emotional and headlong—e.g. “NO MORE ROOMS IM REMOVING THEM THEY CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE FUCKKKKK… im NOT coding a fully working rooms and servers system so fuck it”—showing impulsive, feelings-first decisions instead of patient Hufflepuff grind or Ravenclaw detachment. Overall, the courage to speak bluntly, the dramatic moral stance, and the hot-headed intensity align most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
All Caps - Madvillain (MF DOOM & Madlib)
The best fit is All Caps because MF DOOM’s chaotic, sharp-edged energy and underground, DIY vibe mirror how this user moves online and with their projects. They bounce between unfiltered rants like “all rapists, pedophiles, etc should kill themselves live of tv…” and hyper fixation on niche stuff such as “I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL WE WILL GET SMTH FNAF IN THE STATE OF PLAY IM ALL IN”, which fits the song’s intense, punchy delivery. The scrappy coder angle in “All Caps” also matches their own open-source and hosting struggles: “use my newest invention NOW it might be retroslop but USE IT ion want yo data its OPEN SOURCE…” and “where the fuh do i host my website anywhere else than netlify…”. Their extreme, sometimes violent language toward people they see as evil (“terminate them all exterminate them all, democrat? KILL IT republican? KILL IT ANY OTHER PEDOPHILE? kill IT”) matches DOOM’s comic-book supervillain tone and moral absolutism. Even when they mess up and apologize (“I genuinely apologize for this tweet… and i take FULL accountability”), it feels like the kind of flawed, self-aware character you’d expect in a DOOM track—loud, messy, but very human and very online, always in all caps.
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