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Mr. Burns is the best match because he embodies the aristocratic, monarch‑loving, anti‑immigration, resource‑focused conservatism that @CoopTory espouses. The user’s tweet about the monarchy – "pruning the role of the monarchy is cutting at the deepest roots that stabilise the entire tree" – mirrors Burns’s reverence for old‑world hierarchy. Their anti‑US sentiment is clear in calls to "erect a 30ft tall statue of Benedict Arnold in front of the US Embassy" and a ban on dual US‑Canadian citizenship, echoing Burns’s frequent antagonism toward America. The tweet demanding Saskatchewan keep more of its resource wealth ("Great! Now if only the People of Saskatchewan benefited more from their resources instead of the lion’s share going to foreign shareholders.") aligns with Burns’s desire to control and profit from natural resources. Finally, the criticism of judges and courts ("Canadian judges see themselves as so morally righteous that they think they can redefine everything about Canada without consulting elected representatives or Canadians.") reflects Burns’s contempt for regulations that limit his power.

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The user’s frequent public engagement and calls for collective action, as seen in the tweet 'Welcome to the club!!! We’ve got: Red tories ... I have the strangest base of followers', show an extraverted orientation. Their focus on long‑term strategic visions such as 'The American world order is over… Canada can play a major role' and 'We could be Norway on steroids IF...' reflects an intuitive, big‑picture perspective. Their arguments rely on logical analysis and cost‑benefit reasoning, for example 'Investing in our military is not funding foreign wars—it is deterring war… creates jobs, dual‑use industrial capacity', indicating a thinking preference. Finally, they consistently propose concrete plans and deadlines, like 'We need to increase our exports of natural resources…' and 'We need mandatory subtext on logos of subsidies/brands', which signals a judging, organized approach. These traits align best with the ENTJ personality type.

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Canadian nationalist & co‑op advocate, ex‑van‑owner who left his door unlocked in NZ and never lost a thing. Pro‑Crown, pro‑EU, anti‑US‑overreach.– @CoopTory

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The Crowned Co-op Spritz blends Crown Royal whisky, the spirit of Canada’s monarchy, with maple syrup to echo the tweet "Welcome to the club!!! We’ve got: ... Co op shoppers" and the user’s pride in the Red Ensign. A splash of Aperol gives it a European flair, nodding to the tweet "Canada should fully join Erasmus+" and the user’s pro‑EU stance. Angostura bitters add a bitter edge that mirrors the user’s declaration that "The American world order is over." The fizz of club soda lightens the mix, reflecting the co‑operative, community‑focused vibe championed in tweets about co‑operative federalism and co‑operative shoppers. Overall the drink balances Canadian nationalism, Crown loyalty, resource pride, and a skeptical view of US influence.

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CoopTory repeatedly emphasizes loyalty to Canada and its institutions, describing themselves as a 'Canadian Nationalist Loyalist' in their bio and calling for 'Canadian citizenship must reflect true loyalty to a Canada' in a tweet. They defend the Crown and the rule of law, warning that 'the Court of Appeal of Alberta has effectively declared that it has no legitimate authority' and urging respect for constitutional traditions. Their focus on protecting Canadian resources and ensuring Canadians benefit from them—'Great! Now if only the People of Saskatchewan benefited more from their resources...' and 'We need to increase our exports of natural resources...'—shows a steadfast, diligent commitment rather than personal ambition. This consistent dedication to nation, community, and fairness aligns with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty, hard work, and fairness.

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CoopTory’s bio declares him a “Canadian Nationalist Loyalist” and his tweets repeatedly defend the monarchy, e.g., “Even if you believe in the ‘Living Tree Doctrine’… pruning the role of the monarchy is cutting at the deepest roots that stabilise the entire tree.” He also laments US influence (“The US is a rogue state”, “The American world order is over”) and calls for a strong, sovereign Canada. The royal anthem “God Save the King” directly expresses loyalty to the Crown and a desire for national unity, matching his monarchist and nationalist stance. Its lyrics “God save our gracious King…” echo his calls for Canadian loyalty and resistance to foreign domination, as seen in his tweet “Canadian citizenship must reflect true loyalty to a Canada” and his demand to “Ban Canadians from holding dual US citizenship.”

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