Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological Consistency: Repeatedly stresses Canadian sovereignty, monarchy, and anti‑US stance (e.g., “The American world order is over.”; “Investing on our military…deterring war.”).
- Strategic Vision: Advocates concrete policy shifts such as joining Erasmus+, banning dual US citizenship, and raising resource royalties (e.g., “Canada should fully join Erasmus+”, “Ban Canadians from holding dual US citizenship”).
- Engaging Tone: Uses humor and recurring “Welcome to the club!!!” posts to acknowledge a diverse follower base and invite interaction.
- Patriotic: References Canadian history and symbols like the Red Ensign, 1867 anniversary, and Arctic sovereignty (e.g., “Happy 1867! 🇨🇦”, “The Canadian Arctic will remain governed by Canadian law”).
- Policy Focus: Offers detailed proposals on taxation, co‑ops, and resource management (e.g., “Apply GST to all goods and services”, “We need to increase our exports of natural resources”).
Weaknesses:
- Extremist Rhetoric: Calls for bans on dual US citizenship and suggests eliminating those who ‘want us dead’ (e.g., “Ban Canadians from holding dual US citizenship. Give them a choice—be Canadian, or be American.”).
- Overgeneralization: Makes sweeping statements like “The US is a rogue state” and links monarchy to democracy without nuance.
- Repetitive Content: Repeats the same “Welcome to the club!!!” list and phrasing multiple times across tweets.
- Conspiratorial Tone: Claims the Alberta Court of Appeal lacks legitimate authority and urges ignoring its rulings.
- Alienating Language: Uses polarizing phrasing toward immigrants, dual citizens, and the fur industry (e.g., “Killing animals for their fur is the only reason this country exists”).
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the best match because he embodies the aristocratic, monarch‑loving, anti‑immigration, resource‑focused conservatism that @CoopTory espouses. The user’s tweet about the monarchy – "pruning the role of the monarchy is cutting at the deepest roots that stabilise the entire tree" – mirrors Burns’s reverence for old‑world hierarchy. Their anti‑US sentiment is clear in calls to "erect a 30ft tall statue of Benedict Arnold in front of the US Embassy" and a ban on dual US‑Canadian citizenship, echoing Burns’s frequent antagonism toward America. The tweet demanding Saskatchewan keep more of its resource wealth ("Great! Now if only the People of Saskatchewan benefited more from their resources instead of the lion’s share going to foreign shareholders.") aligns with Burns’s desire to control and profit from natural resources. Finally, the criticism of judges and courts ("Canadian judges see themselves as so morally righteous that they think they can redefine everything about Canada without consulting elected representatives or Canadians.") reflects Burns’s contempt for regulations that limit his power.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The user’s frequent public engagement and calls for collective action, as seen in the tweet 'Welcome to the club!!! We’ve got: Red tories ... I have the strangest base of followers', show an extraverted orientation. Their focus on long‑term strategic visions such as 'The American world order is over… Canada can play a major role' and 'We could be Norway on steroids IF...' reflects an intuitive, big‑picture perspective. Their arguments rely on logical analysis and cost‑benefit reasoning, for example 'Investing in our military is not funding foreign wars—it is deterring war… creates jobs, dual‑use industrial capacity', indicating a thinking preference. Finally, they consistently propose concrete plans and deadlines, like 'We need to increase our exports of natural resources…' and 'We need mandatory subtext on logos of subsidies/brands', which signals a judging, organized approach. These traits align best with the ENTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a monarch, I’d gladly be your loyal subject—ready to bow before your crown and share the throne of my heart.
- Are you a co‑op? Because I want to share the profits of my affection with you and we can both vote on how many hugs we get each week.
- If love were a resource, I’d demand higher royalties and a Crown corporation to manage them—just to make sure you get your fair share of my devotion.
- You say Canada should join EFTA, but I think we should join forces—our partnership could be the most European‑styled romance north of the 49th parallel.
- You talk about building a stronger military for independence, so how about we enlist in a joint mission to conquer each other's hearts?
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Canadian nationalist & co‑op advocate, ex‑van‑owner who left his door unlocked in NZ and never lost a thing. Pro‑Crown, pro‑EU, anti‑US‑overreach.– @CoopTory
Your signature cocktail
Crowned Co-op Spritz
The Crowned Co-op Spritz blends Crown Royal whisky, the spirit of Canada’s monarchy, with maple syrup to echo the tweet "Welcome to the club!!! We’ve got: ... Co op shoppers" and the user’s pride in the Red Ensign. A splash of Aperol gives it a European flair, nodding to the tweet "Canada should fully join Erasmus+" and the user’s pro‑EU stance. Angostura bitters add a bitter edge that mirrors the user’s declaration that "The American world order is over." The fizz of club soda lightens the mix, reflecting the co‑operative, community‑focused vibe championed in tweets about co‑operative federalism and co‑operative shoppers. Overall the drink balances Canadian nationalism, Crown loyalty, resource pride, and a skeptical view of US influence.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
CoopTory repeatedly emphasizes loyalty to Canada and its institutions, describing themselves as a 'Canadian Nationalist Loyalist' in their bio and calling for 'Canadian citizenship must reflect true loyalty to a Canada' in a tweet. They defend the Crown and the rule of law, warning that 'the Court of Appeal of Alberta has effectively declared that it has no legitimate authority' and urging respect for constitutional traditions. Their focus on protecting Canadian resources and ensuring Canadians benefit from them—'Great! Now if only the People of Saskatchewan benefited more from their resources...' and 'We need to increase our exports of natural resources...'—shows a steadfast, diligent commitment rather than personal ambition. This consistent dedication to nation, community, and fairness aligns with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty, hard work, and fairness.
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God Save the King - Traditional (British Royal Anthem)
CoopTory’s bio declares him a “Canadian Nationalist Loyalist” and his tweets repeatedly defend the monarchy, e.g., “Even if you believe in the ‘Living Tree Doctrine’… pruning the role of the monarchy is cutting at the deepest roots that stabilise the entire tree.” He also laments US influence (“The US is a rogue state”, “The American world order is over”) and calls for a strong, sovereign Canada. The royal anthem “God Save the King” directly expresses loyalty to the Crown and a desire for national unity, matching his monarchist and nationalist stance. Its lyrics “God save our gracious King…” echo his calls for Canadian loyalty and resistance to foreign domination, as seen in his tweet “Canadian citizenship must reflect true loyalty to a Canada” and his demand to “Ban Canadians from holding dual US citizenship.”
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