Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares pain and fears in posts like “I feel so alone” and “Give me one good reason that I should keep living”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns in herself, e.g. “Why must I always self sabotage” and reflecting on not feeling “sick enough” in “I’ll never be sick enough…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes even when struggling, like “Forget ‘skinny September’ it’s almost time for ‘ obtuse October’ 😓” and location as “Ur mom’s house.”
- Curious: Frequently asks questions and seeks info, e.g. “Can anyone help me decipher this plz 😭” and “Does anyone know how to check for a concussion by yourself?”.
- Politically aware: Shows interest in social issues, e.g. “Tried infiltrating the ‘ Charlie Kirk’ discord server Freedom of Speech they said 🙄” and calling out racism in “OOMF was RACIST ☹️☹️☹️”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die, including “Should I end it?” and the detailed goodbye note in “I’ve come to the decision to take my life”.
- Eating-disorder fixation: Obsessed with extreme weight loss, e.g. “I WILL be 80lb in June 😤” and celebrating “My weight finally starts with 4”.
- Body dysmorphia: Harshly criticizes appearance despite major weight loss, like “Wdym I lost 30lbs and still feel like a fat pig 😓” and “My fingers look so fat😓”.
- Chronic loneliness: Expresses feeling unseen and uncared for, e.g. “No one cares” and “I don’t even get attention online smh I’m just talking into the void”.
- External validation-seeking: Self-worth tied to others’ reactions, as in “Why doesn’t anyone care” and “I want the the love, energy, and effort that I give”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more isolated moments. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-aware, introspective, and often feels unseen or unheard, as shown by posts like “I don’t even get attention online smh I’m just talking into the void” and “Can anyone hear me”. There is a strong sense of perfectionism and never feeling "enough," reflected in “I’ll never be sick enough I’ll never be sick enough” and “Am I just not enough, if so will I ever be”, which parallels Lisa’s constant struggle to meet impossible standards and earn validation. The user’s mix of intelligence and dark humor (e.g., “I should kms on my birthday so I have a pretty death certificate”) echoes Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize pain and turn it into biting, sometimes bleak commentary. Even their desire for real emotional reciprocity, as in “I want the the love, energy, and effort that I give”, fits Lisa’s deep need for genuine connection in a world that often overlooks her feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly describe feeling isolated and unseen, e.g. “I don’t even get attention online smh I’m just talking into the void” and “I wish I had atlest ONE person”, and most tweets center on their inner world rather than social events. Their focus suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing: even when discussing concrete topics like weight, they spiral into bigger meanings and identity, as in “Am I just not enough, if so will I ever be” and “All of 2020 24 I didn’t recover I just was distracted”, which show abstract, existential reflection. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, making decisions and judgments around emotions and relationships rather than logic, e.g. “I want the the love, energy, and effort that I give” and “The only person that’s supposed to hate me is ‘me’”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their plans (fasts, goal weights) are intense but inconsistent and frequently broken, as shown by “I ended my fast early Sorry 😞” and “Guess who ended their fast early 😓”, and their timeline feels reactive and emotionally driven rather than structured. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally raw, and somewhat unstructured—this best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 36kg ‘just sounds so sexy’ — counteroffer: you at any weight, ranting about life while we share 85% dark chocolate, sounds sexier to me.
- You trying to infiltrate the Charlie Kirk Discord is wild, because honestly? I’d risk ban speedrunning *every* server just to be in a VC where you’re ‘venting’ and I’m the one taking you seriously.
- You keep saying you’re ‘just talking into the void’ and no one cares, but I’ve read your whole timeline like a novel — plot twist: the ‘miserable eldest daughter’ accidentally becomes the main character of my life.
- You joked about needing a rib‑breaking hug to solve 89 of your 99 problems; I volunteer as tribute, but only if problem #90 can be ‘realizing someone actually gives a damn about you.’
- You planning Halloween costumes, fasting threads, pacing grinds, walking pads, strawberry pics and raw vegan Thanksgiving… I don’t want to be your goal weight, I want to be the reason you stay around to tweet the next chapter.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • homeschooled chaos gremlin, part-time ranter, full-time overthinker. Once fasted through a family takeout night just out of sheer stubbornness.– @Coquettehammer
Your signature cocktail
౨ৎ Miserable Eldest Sour ౨ৎ
The pink raspberry lemonade is for their soft, coquette aesthetic and pan pride, playful and flirty like “I like starwberrys :p” and “A great day to be pan”. The zero-calorie citrus soda fizzes with the chaotic ED/ADHD energy of “Either my ed will kill me or the chemicals from my 0 cal drinks will 🤷🏾♀️” and “Been taking for about a week and I’m soooooooooo tired 😪 BUT! I haven’t felt hunger since”. Pomegranate liqueur or syrup adds a deep red, dramatic note for the heartbreak and revenge glow-up in “When he sees me again he’ll be sorry he ever left”. A dash of sea salt represents the tears and raw honesty of “I don’t know how much more I can take” and “Why doesn’t anyone care”. Finally, edible glitter and a strawberry on the rim capture the sparkly, attention-starved flair of “Back to tweeting into the void” and the soft, fruity sweetness behind the miserable eldest daughter persona in their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core traits center on longing for connection, feeling overlooked, and craving reciprocity in relationships rather than dominance or glory, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty, belonging, and fairness. They repeatedly express a desire for mutual care and effort, as seen in tweets like “I want the the love, energy, and effort that I give” and “I wish I had atlest ONE person”, showing how central relationships and emotional fairness are to them. Their intense hurt at feeling uncared for in tweets such as “Why doesn’t anyone care” and “But even people that pretend to care is better than if no one cares” suggests that loyalty and genuine kindness are their highest values. Even when suffering, they still think in terms of being a burden and not wanting to impose, like “I just need someone to talk to without feeling like a burden”, which reflects a gentle, others-focused nature more than ambition or a hero complex. While there is ambition around weight goals and body image, it is self-destructive rather than power-seeking, and it sits on top of a fundamentally soft-hearted, connection-driven personality—hallmarks of a struggling but deeply Hufflepuff soul.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well-fitting song for @Coquettehammer is Liability by Lorde, which centers on feeling like too much, too broken, and ultimately alone. They repeatedly express intense loneliness and self-blame, like when they say “I feel so alone” and “Am I just not enough, if so will I ever be”, echoing the song’s theme of believing you’re a burden. Their fixation on being ‘sick enough’ and harming themselves—“I’ll never be sick enough I’ll never be sick enough” and “I’ve come to the decision to take my life… Goodbye”—mirrors the song’s sorrowful self-rejection. Liability also captures the feeling of speaking into a void, which matches tweets like “I don’t even get attention online smh I’m just talking into the void” and “Can anyone hear me”. Overall, the song’s blend of tenderness, self-hatred, and longing for care aligns closely with their identity as the “miserable eldest daughter” who feels unseen and unworthy.
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