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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, @coquetteneko is a highly sensitive and misunderstood 15-year-old who often feels isolated by her intense emotions and intellectual interests, such as when she laments, “fuck im such a bad friend” after self-isolating. Both share a deep craving for recognition and a desire to be part of something bigger, evidenced by the user stating, “i wanna b an idol so bad”. Despite their outward displays of 'pure' intentions, both struggle with internal darkness and trauma, with the user admitting, “im an absolute ball of joy but my mental state is HORRIBLE”. Ultimately, they both navigate a world they find difficult to fit into, seeking solace in niche subcultures and media to cope with their feelings of being a “basic ass bitch” or an outsider.

Your MBTI personality Type
Catherine displays Extroverted tendencies through a high volume of expressive, attention-seeking posts and a stated addiction to social media, even when acknowledging “this app is bad for me”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their identification with fictional archetypes and a 'yumesona,' viewing their reality through the lens of “a cute fashion visual novel” rather than just concrete facts. As a Feeling type, their timeline is driven by intense emotional shifts, ranging from “an absolute ball of joy” to deep vulnerability regarding past trauma. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and the lack of structure in their daily life, such as when they “accidentally” say the wrong words or impulsively buy games and DLC.

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15yo gaming enthusiast & J-pop fan. When I’m not playing Persona 5, I’m hunting for the perfect ice cream. Once told a shopkeeper I wanted ‘rapes’ instead of grapes.– @coquetteneko

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This drink perfectly captures the 'Jirai Kei' contrast of Catherine’s life, blending a cute pink exterior with a sharp, stinging reality. The sweet strawberry base honors her claim that she's “an absolute ball of joy” despite her dark mental state, while the popping candy rim mimics how she jokes that her scars are “how i transform into a magical girl duuhhh”. The heavy use of sugar reflects her obsession with sweets, specifically her excuse that “it doesn't count bc im pure of heart💗”, yet the high-proof alcohol represents the raw, unfiltered anger she shows when calling out a “fuckass friend stealer”. Overall, it's a volatile, experimental mix for someone who feels like “a basic ass bitch” without her makeup, but contains a complex, bitter depth from her past trauma.

Your Hogwarts House
@coquetteneko aligns with Slytherin through a focus on self-preservation and a selective, intensely emotional approach to loyalty. Their resourcefulness and ambition are channeled into a specific aesthetic and personal gain, such as when they celebrate “i love having my own money i've bought the catherine full body dlc and now im buying persona 5”. They display a sharp, gatekeeping wit and a tendency toward self-interest, admitting, “me after saying no to hanging out with my friends and then getting jealous fuck im such a bad friend”. Their fierce reactions to perceived betrayal, such as calling someone a “fuckass friend stealer”, mirror the classic Slytherin trait of being protective over what they consider theirs. Ultimately, their preoccupation with status, style, and personal survival in the face of trauma defines their character.

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The song perfectly captures @coquetteneko’s duality of presenting a hyper-cute aesthetic while grappling with intense emotional instability and a desire for validation. Their bio describes them as “being cute”, yet they admit that while they are a “ball of joy,” their “mental state is HORRIBLE.” The lyrics’ themes of self-harm and seeking attention mirror their struggle with addiction to social media and their posts about how their “scars itch SO BAD rn” or making jokes about how “theyre how i transform into a magical girl” when asked about their injuries. Ultimately, the song’s focus on the Jirai Kei subculture’s darker undertones aligns with their self-identification as “jirai kei just like me.”

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