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The user’s frequent expressions of hopelessness, self‑destructive thoughts ("me mato me puto mato", "es que me voy a matar"), and feeling like "un perro abandonado" mirror Moe’s chronic depression and suicidal jokes. Their volatile mood swings ("I CANT HANDLE CHANGE", "I’m the happiest person in the world") echo Moe’s erratic optimism that quickly turns into gloom. The mix of edgy language, low‑self‑esteem and desperate pleas for help ("por favor darle rt que las necesito", "¿Puedes prestarme unas botas de agua?") is exactly the kind of social‑outcast behavior Moe displays when he begs for customers or validation. Like Moe’s cynical view of the world ("real crashout", "joder con el revolut de mierda"), the user’s cynical commentary on politics and pop culture also fits his world‑weary attitude.

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The user frequently addresses a broad audience and seeks interaction, as seen in tweets like "hola chicos" and "hey @grok", indicating extraversion. Their posts often focus on abstract ideas and personal meanings, such as "el genero es un constructo social" and "imaginaros como están ocultando los medios lo de valencia", which points to an intuitive (N) style. Emotional language dominates their decision‑making, exemplified by "solo quiero amor, nada carnal, nada de lo de siempre" and "me siento como un perro abandonado", showing a feeling (F) preference. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured nature of their content – from "SPEEDRUN EXAMEN MAÑANA🤘🤘🤘" to impulsive pleas for help and money – reflects a perceiving (P) approach.

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Student & biotech enthusiast from Murcia, music junkie, meme aficionado—once sparked a classroom debate over 'jugo' vs 'zumo'.– @CoraEMAG

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This drink mirrors Cora’s edgy, dramatic vibe with a dark, bitter base of black vodka and absinthe, echoing the tweet "real crashout [picture]". The bright, slightly sour blood orange adds a flash of youthful energy, like the line "solo quiero amor, nada carnal, nada de lo de siempre". A spicy jalapeño tequila kick reflects the frustration in "joder con el revolut de mierda" and the feeling of being "como un perro abandonado". A splash of grenadine gives a sweet, almost toxic "heart of glass" feel, tying to the tweet "I CANT HANDLE CHANGE". The overall mix is a bittersweet, chaotic cocktail that feels like a "me mato me puto mato" moment turned into liquid art.

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The user frequently seeks personal advantage and recognition, as seen when they ask "Hola @grok ¿Sabes quién fue la persona más famosa (con más seguidores) que visitó mi perfil?" and when they request help to obtain boots: "por favor darle rt que las necesito antes del jueves". Their self‑promoting statements such as "they like the way i grinddd, they like the way i flirt" and "ASK ME FOR MY NUMBER" show ambition and a desire for influence. They also display resourcefulness and cunning, using social media to solve problems and garner support, a hallmark of Slytherin. Additionally, the edgy, dark tone of many tweets (e.g., "es que de hecho me voy a matar" and "I CANT HANDLE CHANGE") aligns with the house’s comfort with ambition mixed with a willingness to embrace the darker side. Overall, the pattern of self‑interest, strategic networking, and a drive for personal success points to Slytherin.

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Her constant feelings of isolation and self‑destruction, such as "me siento como un perro abandonado" and "de verdad q os odio", echo the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" from Radiohead’s ‘Creep’. She also explicitly mentions the song in "literalmente mi sueño creep cantada por billie", showing it resonates with her. The recurring theme of instability—"I can’t handle change", "A lot can change in 20 seconds, a lot can happen in the dark"—mirrors the song’s melancholy and sense of being out of place. The edgy, self‑critical tone in tweets like "y lo peor es q no te odio, me cago en todo mierda" aligns with the song’s raw vulnerability. Overall, ‘Creep’ captures her mix of frustration, alienation, and yearning for acceptance.

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