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Your Simpsons character
Corbster embodies the rebellious, snack-loving, and occasionally foul-mouthed energy of Bart Simpson. Like Bart, he is a dedicated gamer who expresses intense frustration over game mechanics, such as when he rants, “STOP FUCKING PLAYING CLOAK YOU SHOULD BE CLOAK FOR 1 SECOND”. He shares Bart's irreverent sense of humor and love for junk food, proudly declaring, “Downed 3 slices of pizza Im so happy gay and fat”. Whether he's criticizing Dragon Ball revisionists or calling a movie “dogshit,” his punchy, hyper-fixated commentary mirrors the attitude of Springfield's favorite prankster.

Your MBTI personality Type
Corbster exhibits the traits of an ESTP through a focus on immediate physical experiences and blunt, reactive communication. He displays Extroversion and Perceiving by constantly sharing real-time updates on his spontaneous activities, such as “Just got home... Downed 3 slices of pizza Im so happy gay and fat” and venting about work while on the clock. His Sensing nature is evident in his preoccupation with tangible details like game graphics and sound effects, noting “Aint that sound effect from fucking wii sports”. Finally, his Thinking preference is shown through his aggressive, direct critiques of games and media, frequently calling others “braindead” or telling them to “Sit your ass down” based on their performance or opinions.

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20. Dedicated Dragon Ball fan and retail veteran. Once beat a Dokkan boss on my lunch break after five failed attempts. Passionate about gaming and good animation.– @Corbmonoxide935

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 20-year-old who is “so happy gay and fat” after a shift of packing “turkey and cheese sandwich for lunch”. The sparkling blue soda honors his love for his pets and Dragon Ball, especially since he believes “Dragon Ball on it’s way to cure the next two years of mid”. The heavy dash of bitters represents his gamer rage, specifically his plea to “STOP FUCKING PLAYING CLOAK”, while the jalapeño garnish is a nod to his dark humor wishlist of a “Revolver 1 bullet” for the month of February. It's a strong, experimental mix for someone whose life “feels like texting a crush im gonna explode” from pure hype.

Your Hogwarts House
Corbster embodies the Gryffindor traits of boldness and unfiltered honesty, frequently using strong language to express his passionate opinions on media and politics. He shows a distinct lack of filter and an impulsive protective streak, notably when he vents, “How am i supposed to live happily in this country when maniacs like that just have so much power” regarding ICE. His competitive spirit and fiery temperament are evident when he calls out game mechanics, shouting, “STOP FUCKING PLAYING CLOAK YOU SHOULD BE CLOAK FOR 1 SECOND”. This combination of raw passion, outspokenness, and the courage to voice unpopular opinions—even mocking his own manager—solidifies his place in the house of the brave.

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As a die-hard Dragon Ball enthusiast, Corbster’s timeline is a whirlwind of high-energy excitement for the franchise, perfectly capturing the spirit of its most iconic theme. He frequently expresses intense emotional peaks regarding the series, from being “genuinely getting so hyped up man im smiling and shit” to declaring that “Dragon Ball on it’s way to cure the next two years of mid”. Even when he is critical, his passion is undeniable, such as when he revisits the manga “to prepare for the anime” or obsesses over mobile games like Dokkan and Dragon Ball Legends. The song's themes of resilience and joy mirror his bio's sentiment that “It can’t rain all the time” alongside his boisterous, unfiltered personality. Ultimately, his life revolves around the 'Sparking' energy of the Saiyan world, making this anthem his definitive soundtrack.

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