
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Core matches Bart Simpson most closely: competitive, chaotic, and constantly chasing the next big high-score moment. They’re obsessed with bending the game to their will and flexing it, like talking about a “5 seconds clear time” and saying “im about to rock this persons shit”, which fits Bart’s prankster bravado. The way they trash-talk and meme on people and units—calling something a “L take” or saying “this unit is so mid i don’t get what the hype is all about”—is very in line with Bart’s irreverence and love of stirring the pot. At the same time, they’re surprisingly serious and knowledgeable about the meta, like when they break down Favonius value in “each fav proc in the first ten seconds of stygian onslaught is a 5k dps increase”, echoing Bart’s hidden competence when he actually cares about something. Their love of chaos modes and competition—Stygian Onslaught being “the best thing to ever happen to genshin impact” in “stygian onslaught in the best thing to ever happen to genshin impact but twitter isn’t ready for this conversation”—rounds out the match to Bart’s need for constant excitement and mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their entire feed is centered on a niche hobby (Genshin meta, Stygian Onslaught, DPS tests) rather than social life, and their self-focus is mostly about performance runs like “think i just had the run of my life” and “back on my bullshit”, which is typical of someone who lives in their own head and interests rather than broad socializing. They lean strongly intuitive: instead of talking about story or aesthetics, they constantly extrapolate systems and meta trends, e.g. “patch 7.x is going to be so insane” and the macro-level comment “current state of the genshin metagame”, and even treat Favonius procs as theoretical DPS variables in “each fav proc in the first ten seconds of stygian onslaught is a 5k dps increase”. Their tone is clearly thinking-oriented: blunt evaluations like “this unit is so mid i don’t get what the hype is all about”, “L take”, and the dry meta joke “unsurprisingly a mode which made you start with 0 energy made energy recharge weapons stronger” show a preference for logical, data-based judgment over emotional cushioning. They also prefer perceiving over judging: they openly dismiss practicality in favor of whatever is interesting or fun in “fuck practicality just show me whatever number is highest”, and much of their content is spontaneous reactions to new info, leaks, and patches (e.g. “yo what does genshin 2 mean”, “how the fuck did that one guy kill dottore 10000 times”) rather than carefully pre-planned projects. Overall, the combination of theory-heavy meta talk, dry logic-first humor, and a laid-back, reactive posting style fits INTP best.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Genshin endgame enjoyer breaking Stygian Onslaught timers. Once AFK’d a 150k DPS team by accident and never looked back. Opinions may crit.– @Core_04g

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like a perfectly routed Stygian run: high-proof and optimized for maximum numbers, echoing their vibe of “fuck practicality just show me whatever number is highest”. The overproof dark rum is the raw damage obsession behind every comment about clears and records, like “last patch record was 28s btw” and “5 seconds clear time”. An espresso shot captures their relentless, grind-heavy energy, always testing comps and modes from “stygian onslaught in the best thing to ever happen to genshin impact” to Genshin PvP where “nothing feels better than receiving a like from your opponent after beating them in genshin pvp”. The spiced chili cacao syrup adds a sweet-but-kinda-toxic kick fitting for someone who says things like “this unit is so mid i don’t get what the hype is all about” and “i hate genshin impact players” while still clearly loving the game. Tonic water keeps it sharp and fizzy, representing their theorycrafting side when they note details like “each fav proc in the first ten seconds of stygian onslaught is a 5k dps increase”. The charcoal salt rim is the “stygian” flair—dark, edgy, and meta-aware, a nod to being a self-proclaimed “stygian onslaught enthusiast” who lives for high-contrast, high-stakes gameplay clout.

Your Hogwarts House
Core shows a strong analytical and numbers-focused mindset, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly talk in terms of DPS metrics and optimization, such as breaking down weapon procs into quantified value: “each fav proc in the first ten seconds of stygian onslaught is a 5k dps increase” and comparing outputs like “varka 85k > 86k dps”. Even when joking about ignoring practicality, their frame of reference is still numerical performance: “fuck practicality just show me whatever number is highest”. They also evaluate meta and design intent with a detached, theorycrafting tone, for instance discussing balance philosophy in “jokes aside i hope varka doesn’t get sharply buffed before release and i think it’s a good thing if hoyo is willing to release characters that intentionally don’t push the envelope for dps standards”. While there’s competitiveness and some Slytherin-adjacent ambition in posts about ranked modes and winning PvP, the dominant pattern is love of analysis, optimization, and systems understanding, which points most clearly to Ravenclaw.

Your movie

Your song
A song about wanting your efforts to leave a mark fits Core’s hyper-competitive, record-chasing Genshin mindset. They constantly flex insane clears and DPS like “full c6 dire clear at 73 seconds we’re all cooked this cycle” and “think i just had the run of my life”, echoing the song’s drive to be remembered for standout moments. Their obsession with optimization and big numbers shows in posts like “each fav proc in the first ten seconds of stygian onslaught is a 5k dps increase” and “fuck practicality just show me whatever number is highest”, mirroring the song’s dramatic, larger‑than‑life energy. Even their love for Stygian Onslaught, calling it “the best thing to ever happen to genshin impact”, matches the track’s tone of turning struggle into a legendary highlight reel.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 23 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
Core_04g
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom