Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently hypes friends and oomfs, like “4 characters i love + 4 oomfs to do it too 🧡” and “i love oomf”.
- Socially aware: Boosts mutual aid and political issues, like amplifying a Gaza fundraiser in “if anyone is in a place to donate my friend is from gaza and needs help taking care of his family 🧡” and critiquing bare-minimum activism in “only took the fandom BEGGING him to speak out”.
- Humorous creative: Uses playful, surreal humor and wordplay in posts like “ratuteuille”, “boypussy del twincito”, and “conna gray if ve was trange der: testronomy”.
- Openly authentic: Shares personal feelings and identity, like age and pronouns in bio, and joy about being called preferred name in “my friends are so good at calling me by my preferred name it makes me so happy”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, engaged fandom energy for artists and shows, like “i miss conan”, “the only album ever”, and enthusiastic Drag Race commentary in “ive been watching so much drag race... started thinking in rupauls voice”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions or drama in the moment, like “so basically im hated as fuck” and “peyton try not to be messy on main challenge failed immediately”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive phrasing toward others, as in “suck my fat one i hate men so much” and “can he stay in his lane for once 😭 aint no one give a fuck what gerard way and bert mccraken were doing 20 years ago anymore”.
- Drama involvement: Leans into online conflicts and messiness, e.g. “like two of my stans were there i was just paying attention to start fights on twitter dot com” and commenting on fandom beef in “what is up with the peysam beef recently these bitches are at each others THROATS”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themselves negatively or with exaggerated distress, like “IMTOTOITN G Y SUIZ” and “so basically im hated as fuck”.
- Boundary blurring: Jokes heavily about explicit or taboo topics on main, like “who up leaving they jizz to harden”, “#bonertwt”, and “how the fuck you gonna write an mpreg fic without smut scenes im figgling”, which can be uncomfortable for some audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Corey reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and constantly poking at people and situations just to see the reaction. Their timeline is full of irreverent, slightly unhinged jokes like “who up leaving they jizz to harden” and “how the fuck you gonna write an mpreg fic without smut scenes im figgling”, which mirrors Bart’s love of taboo humor and boundary-pushing pranks. They also delight in stirring things up socially, as seen in “peyton try not to be messy on main challenge failed immediately” and “getting your irl who has nothing to do with us to block us is so fucking funny”, very much like Bart instigating drama around him. At the same time, there’s a warm, loyal core under the chaos: they gush over friends and family in tweets like “my friends are so good at calling me by my preferred name it makes me so happy” and “OKAY MY DAD WAS ON TV 😭😭”, echoing how Bart genuinely cares about his people even while clowning. Their obsessive stan energy for artists and shows, plus their tendency to get dramatic online (“so basically im hated as fuck”), also fits Bart’s flair for theatrical overreactions and fandom-like devotion (e.g., Krusty, Itchy & Scratchy). Overall, Corey’s mix of mischief, meme-speak, emotional sincerity, and constant low-level chaos lines up most closely with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about friends and social chaos, e.g. “my friends are so good at calling me by my preferred name it makes me so happy” and loud shared fandom moments like “me and peyton are the newest members of #pentagramtwt”. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive rather than detail‑sensory: they live in jokes, concepts and fandom meta more than concrete facts, like “public instagram reels codependent drama autistic pioneer crafting orgy” and surreal bits such as “who up leaving they jizz to harden”. They are very Feeling‑driven: they center relationships and values ( “if anyone is in a place to donate my friend is from gaza and needs help taking care of his family 🧡”) and react emotionally to injustice in fandom, e.g. “and i better not see any of you praising conan for speaking out when its the BARE MINIMUM and we had to BEG him to do it”. Finally they fit Perceiving over Judging: their timeline shows spontaneity, impulsive humor and last‑minute chaos—“good thing i dont have a test in EVERY SINGLE CLASS today” and “starting hannibal finally” with no planning structure—plus constant playful shifts like “might rebrand because ive been on my lydia shit recently”. Put together, the energetic social presence, abstract humor, feelings‑first values talk, and unstructured spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a self‑proclaimed Conan Gray tboy with ‘body tea’ and Drag Race brainrot… be honest, am I your type or do I need to start thinking in RuPaul’s voice while streaming Conan at the UMG showcase via Eddie?
- You said peeing is fun until you have to drink water — good news, I stay hydrated enough for both of us. We can pregame a family party you’ll actually want to remember and then debrief it like a #hornbubustwt thinkpiece.
- You were watching your dad on TV breathing the same air as Bad Bunny and Gaga while tweeting ‘I LOVE BAD BUNNYYYUYHHH’ — meanwhile I’m here just trying to breathe the same timeline air as you; can I get a retweet and a chance?
- You joked about Remy and Linguini having a kid and called it ‘boypussy del twincito’ and ‘ratuteuille’ — so if we went out, would our ship name be more cursed than that or should we test our chemistry over fries first?
- For someone who thinks they’re ‘so hated as fuck’ and is stressed about tests in every single class, you still light up when friends use your preferred name and when your oomfs show love — I’d like to be the person who makes you feel that happy on purpose.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
14 • he/they • survives on Drag Race quotes, baseball games & Conan Gray streams. Once pregamed a family party like it was the Met Gala.– @coreywowo
Your signature cocktail
The Hornbubus Chaos Fizz
Silver tequila brings the unhinged, slightly feral energy of someone who tweets “IMTOTOITN G Y SUIZ” and casually declares “i am rectangular” on main. Blood orange juice matches the dramatic, fandom-saturated heart that can say “i miss conan” one minute and “BAD BUNNY WINS THE SUPERBOWL!” the next. Sparkling yuzu soda gives it a bright, chaotic fizz for their hyper-online, meme-poisoned brain that posts “who up leaving they jizz to harden” right beside earnest posts like “my friends are so good at calling me by my preferred name it makes me so happy”. A blue curaçao float is the dramatic, neon fandom aesthetic of a self-proclaimed “conan gray tboy swag” enjoyer who also screams “I LOVE BAD BUNNYYYUYHHH”. Finally, the chile-lime tajín rim is for the spicy, occasionally combative timeline presence of someone who will say “suck my fat one i hate men so much” and still have the emotional range to tweet “i love oomf” five minutes later.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Corey consistently centers relationships, loyalty, and care for others over being the main character, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about their friends and oomfs repeatedly, like in “i love oomf”, “4 characters i love + 4 oomfs to do it too 🧡”, and “my friends are so good at calling me by my preferred name it makes me so happy”, showing deep appreciation and loyalty. They also use their platform to support others materially and emotionally, as in “if anyone is in a place to donate my friend is from gaza and needs help taking care of his family 🧡 if not you can interact to try to get more visibility!!”, which highlights fairness and kindness. While they can be blunt or chaotic, the throughline is protecting and backing their people—e.g. defending artists leaving a bad association in “all my favorite artists leaving association with casey wasserman iktr” and being ready to “throw hands” over unfair treatment in “i know i could never be famous because i would immediately throw hands with these types of people”. The combination of strong friend-focus, everyday kindness, and a fairness-driven temper fits a loyal, ride-or-die Hufflepuff more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Crush Culture - Conan Gray
A Conan Gray song fits them instantly, given their bio (“conan gray tboy swag”) and posts like “i miss conan” and “conan at the umg artisit showcase via eddie !!!!!!”. Crush Culture in particular matches their chaotic, anti-romantic-but-still-a-little-obsessed vibe and the way they joke about relationships and exes, like “thinking about my ex who said she didnt support pete wentz she just liked his vibe” and “theyre my favoomf but im not sure if im their favoomf..”. The song’s mix of melodrama and irony mirrors their timeline, where they swing between intense stanning and clowning, e.g. “and i better not see any of you praising conan for speaking out when its the BARE MINIMUM and we had to BEG him to do it”. Lyrically, Crush Culture is about being over everyone’s romance yet still deeply in your feelings, which suits someone who tweets “so basically im hated as fuck” and then turns around to say “i love oomf”. Their combination of fandom brain, self-aware drama, and online humor makes Crush Culture the best match.
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