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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @corn_wielder is a chaotic prankster and gamer who thrives on digital mischief and irreverent humor. They often boast about their trolling, stating, “I LOOOVE bullying him so much... find someone to bully and harass and you will be fulfilled in life”, while maintaining a deep obsession with niche Roblox subcultures and Project Moon media. Their bio's claim of being a “93 y/o grandmother” is a classic Bart-style ruse, contrasted by tweets about “antler headbands to school” and game development. Ultimately, their blend of hyper-fixated gaming, irony-poisoned jokes, and performative rebellion—like declaring “this is the end of me” over minor inconveniences—perfectly mirrors the spirit of the The Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
@corn_wielder exhibits the Extroversion and Perceiving traits of a "Debater" through high-frequency social engagement in niche fandoms and a chaotic, spontaneous posting style, often using shock humor like “I LOOOVE bullying him so much haha FUCK YOU”. Their Intuition is evident in the way they connect abstract concepts across games, such as imagining a “bee swarm simulator equivalent of tung tung tung sahur”. The Thinking preference shows through a blunt, often abrasive communication style that prioritizes logical critiques of game design or fandom behavior over social harmony, seen when they tell others to “take those two games out of your mouth right this instant”. Overall, their profile suggests an energetic, intellectually restless individual who thrives on subverting expectations and “harassing some of the devs into losing motivation” for entertainment.

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Passionate game developer and digital artist specializing in Roblox ecosystems. Known for surviving Canto 9 spoilers and documenting the evolution of Grace.– @corn_wielder

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This experimental concoction is designed for the '93-year-old grandmother' who spends her days in the Roblox trenches. The bright teal base captures the “incandescent hue of teal” that haunts her vision, while the aggressive red swirl reflects her desire to turn enemies “INTO A FINE RED MIST!?”. It’s a chaotic, high-energy drink that mirrors a person who claims “I LOOOVE bullying him so much haha FUCK YOU” while simultaneously being a dedicated fan of 'Grace' and 'Project Moon.' Just like her room, this drink looks like “a dead body would also be present in it”, offering a bitter yet sparkling taste of 'grind slop' and online stardom.

Your Hogwarts House
While @corn_wielder displays creative interests, their behavior is defined by a cunning, self-serving resourcefulness and a drive for influence. They exhibit a characteristic Slytherin disregard for conventional rules and a penchant for Machiavellian social maneuvering, explicitly stating, “find someone to bully and harass and you will be fulfilled in life.” This ambition for status is further shown by their desire for “popularity or stardom” and the way they boast about their increasing follower count to win arguments. Their loyalty is limited to their own "in-group," as they admit to “harassing some of the devs into losing motivation” to shape a project to their liking, showcasing a ruthless approach to achieving their goals.

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This song perfectly encapsulates @corn_wielder’s chaotic, irony-poisoned digital life, which oscillates between niche Roblox gaming subcultures and absurdist humor. Their feed is a frantic mix of game development frustrations, like when their “remote event just doesn’t respond”, and dark, surrealist commentary such as noting their “room looks like a dead body would also be present in it”. The song’s descent into madness mirrors their self-described state as part of a fandom that is “starving and crippled wolves in abandoned buildings”. Ultimately, their persona—alternating between a “93 y/o grandmother” and a “morbidly obese balding yet hairy uncle”—perfectly reflects the song's themes of fragmented identity and the overwhelming variety of the online experience.

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