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Your Simpsons character
Much like Milhouse, this user exhibits an extreme, obsessive attachment to the idea of romance and a deep fear of being left behind, often spiraling into intense insecurity. His tweets reflect a desperate longing for validation, stating, “EU QUERO AMAR E SER AMADO PORRAAAA” and admitting to a “trauma de pessoas ausentes”. He displays a possessive streak that mirrors Milhouse's clinginess toward Samantha Stanky or Lisa, declaring that in his relationships, it is “100% minha ou vai pra puta que pariu”. This blend of being an avid fan of media like Jujutsu Kaisen while harboring “paranoias” about social circles perfectly captures the essence of Springfield's most emotionally volatile and lonely nerd.

Your MBTI personality Type
Corpsedreamss displays an Introverted (I) nature through a focus on solitary gaming and deep, insular emotional experiences, often avoiding large social circles which he dismissively calls “a group of hyenas”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract ideals of love and the “irreparable impact” of the pandemic on his generation's psyche. As a Feeling (F) type, his world revolves around intense, raw emotions, declaring that his willingness to “sacrifice the whole world for you” defines him as a person. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, mood-driven outbursts and his lack of a structured lifestyle, instead preferring to “go with the flow” until a gym closure disrupts his unplanned evening.

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Passionate about high-level Irelia mechanics, Jujutsu Kaisen, and the Harry Potter lore. Once walked to the gym in the rain only to find it closed. 100% or nothing.– @corpsedreamss

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a volatile mix of obsession and intensity, mirroring a personality that believes “Namoro sem ciúme doentio não é namoro”. The base is a dark, smoky Mezcal representing their location in 'Inferno,' while the bitter Absinthe reflects the cynical worldview where “as paranoias sempre estão corretas”. Its deep red color comes from the blood orange, symbolizing a love so extreme they would “sacrificaria o mundo inteiro por você”. Finally, the drink is served in a glass with no exit, because for this user, it's “100% minha ou vai pra puta que pariu”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin fixation on intense loyalty and possession, viewing relationships through a lens of total devotion and exclusivity, as seen when they state, “ou é 100% minha ou vai pra puta que pariu”. Their ambition is colored by a dark, self-sacrificial streak, claiming, “eu sacrificaria o mundo inteiro por você e isso me define como pessoa”, which aligns with the house's tendency toward prioritizing 'their own' above all else. They exhibit a resourceful but cynical worldview where “as paranoias sempre estão corretas” and value power dynamics within romance, even joking about “proibir de ter amigos” as a couple goal. Ultimately, their desire for a “ciúme doentio” (unhealthy jealousy) and their 'OTP Irelia' bio highlight the Slytherin traits of obsession, intensity, and a sharp, selective loyalty.

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The song's theme of predatory, obsessive love perfectly mirrors the user's self-described toxic romantic ideals, such as when they state, “Namoro sem ciúme doentio não é namoro, é contrato”. Their repetitive demands for absolute possession, seen in tweets like “ou é 100% minha ou vai pra puta que pariu”, align with the song's intense and stalker-like narrative. Furthermore, the user's desire for extreme devotion is captured in their wish: “eu queria que vc fosse tão obcecada por mim, como eu sou por vc”. This level of intensity, bordering on social isolation as a romantic goal, makes Animals a fitting anthem for their perspective on relationships.

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