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Like Lisa, this user is a passionate intellectual and artist who is deeply vocal about social justice, frequently calling out “misogynoir” and “racist harassment campaigns” within their community. They share Lisa’s activist spirit, urging followers to “check your sources” regarding global politics and demanding accountability from large corporations. Despite their strong principles, they also possess a sensitive, creative side, often “god at art at 3 4am” and finding comfort in niche hobbies. Both personalities balance a sharp, critical mind with a vulnerability that occasionally makes them feel like a “ball of anxiety” who struggles with feeling isolated from their peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Val exhibits Introversion by frequently discussing solitary hobbies like drawing and watching movies alone, even stating, “having noone irl is crazy cause am i just supposed to watch iron lung alone, i hate my life”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through deep emotional connections to fictional themes and abstract symbols, such as when they see a strawberry and immediately think, “this strawberry made me think of Viktor so i drew him yay vikberry”. As a Feeling type, they are deeply invested in social justice, representation, and personal values, often calling out perceived “misogynoir” or “racist harassment campaigns” within their fandom. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous and somewhat disorganized approach to tasks, admitting, “im too lazy to repeatedly get rid of dust, so now everyones in temporary prison” regarding their shelf organization.

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Illustrator & merch designer. When I'm not painting Viktor or Mel Medarda, I’m probably dressing up for an Iron Lung screening or drinking hot tea through a straw.– @corpssezombie

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This experimental brew is inspired by a creator who finds it “more fun to drink tea out of a straw” while listening to their “persian one” playlist. The bittersweet charcoal base reflects their deep Arcane obsession and the frustration of “racist harassment campaigns” on the timeline, while the ginger kick represents the fire they feel for Mel Medarda’s representation. The garnish is a nod to their artistic side, specifically the time they “drew him yay vikberry”. Finally, the high alcohol content is necessary for someone who looks at Jayce’s legs and thinks “i need that around my neck”.

Your Hogwarts House
@corpssezombie demonstrates the classic Slytherin blend of fierce resourcefulness, ambition for their creative business, and a selective, protective loyalty. They exhibit a sharp, biting wit and a willingness to confront others, such as when they see “red everytime their stupid ass jinx pfp pops up” or when they “side eye” those who ignore character representation for the sake of shipping. Their ambition is clear in the launch of their shop, noting “my acggoods shop is UP”, showing a drive to turn their creative talents into tangible success. This combination of self-preservation in digital spaces and the pursuit of excellence in their art makes them a perfect fit for Slytherin.

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Val's online presence is defined by a deep, visceral obsession with the Arcane character Viktor, often blending artistic admiration with intense desire, such as when they post: “he looks so insane here, i need him to bite into my clit”. This fixation extends into their creative life as an artist, where they find themselves most productive at “3 4am”, almost like a biological machine fueled by fandom and caffeine. The song Machine mirrors their description of Viktor as the “machine herald” and their own feeling of being a “ball of anxiety” who finds comfort in repetitive behaviors like “window isolation” and drinking tea with straws. Ultimately, the track captures the blend of mechanical precision in their art and the raw, unpolished emotions they express about politics and personal identity.

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