
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, not in her outward perfectionism, but in her intense introspection, emotional sensitivity, and constant overthinking about herself and her place in the world. Lisa is highly self-critical and often feels isolated in her struggles, similar to how this user writes things like “i hate this body so much” and “not even losing weight would fix my body honestly, my bone structure is god awful”. Like Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her pain and track her progress, this user meticulously logs food and calories, for example “🍔 chicken burger and fries, around 600cal” and “1880cal total today and probably more im going to kill myself”. Lisa often struggles with feeling too much, carrying adult-sized emotional burdens, which mirrors the user’s mix of relationship distress and mental health issues, such as “my bf and i may or may not have broken up… my heart hurts and im frustrated and angry and very tired mentally and physically”. Despite everything, there are flickers of warmth and connection—like “i love you guys do you know ghat”—that echo Lisa’s underlying capacity for love and her desire to belong even while feeling misunderstood.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about inner feelings, body image, and private struggles rather than social events, e.g. “i need a hug” and “i wonder if they think about me”, and even affection is directed to an online niche community, “i love you guys do you know ghat”, rather than in-person socializing. Their focus mixes real-life details with a heavy emotional, meaning-centered lens, fitting Intuition (N) more than pure Sensing: they tie eating and calories to identity and future self (e.g. “i want to be tiny”, “i need to romanticise this disorder like i did back in 2019/2020”), not just to immediate practical concerns. They clearly favor Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are dominated by emotion, self-worth, and relationships, such as “my bf and i may or may not have broken up… my heart hurts and im frustrated and angry and very tired mentally and physically” and the defense of her community in “this community is filled with the sweetest people i know…”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they constantly change plans or break them (e.g. “okay im gonna lock in on monday” then multiple subsequent binge/purge episodes, and “ok i lied im fat im eating dinner ok”), and often improvise (“diet starts tomorrow” posts followed by deviations, like “so much for my diet then ,, ”). This blend of intense inward emotion, value-driven language, romanticizing inner struggle, and flexible, often self-contradictory plans is most consistent with INFP.

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Balancing meds, meals, and migraines. Once ate sushi for breakfast and called it productivity. 21 • navigating recovery & reality, one day at a time.– @corsetcrushed

Your signature cocktail
The lychee liqueur over crushed ice is sweet but a little ghostly, echoing that soft, cute online persona and the need to feel "tiny" from “i want to be tiny”. Blue curaçao with tonic brings a medicated, sedated buzz in honour of being “eepy” on quetiapine and antipsychotics from “im now on quetiapine” and “antipsychotic makes me eepy”. The sharp squeeze of lime cuts through like those brutally honest, self-directed jabs in “im fatmaxxing” and “i hate this body so much”. Rose syrup adds a romantic, aesthetic gloss over the pain, nodding to “i need to romanticise this disorder like i did back in 2019/2020”. The rock salt rim and frozen grape symbolize raw throats and binge cycles from “my throat is raw” and the desperate cool-down of “i love cold water mmm” and “im eating grapes in hopes that it will make me feel less disgusting”. This is a light-but-heady, sweet-then-bitter, slightly chaotic cocktail—perfect for someone who keeps saying “im locking in for good” but is forever oscillating between control and collapse.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of loyalty and protectiveness, especially toward their community; for example, they defend other ED folks with, "i hate you. this community is filled with the sweetest people i know and you choose to tar them all with the same brush just for views and money. shame on you", which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Even in intense emotional pain, they express affection and care: "i love you guys do you know ghat" and repeatedly share their struggles openly, which suggests a desire for mutual support rather than dominance or glory. They also lean into steady effort and self-discipline (even if in a harmful direction), talking about “locking in” and fasting plans like "okay im gonna lock in on monday 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯" and "18HR WATER FAST STARTS NOW !! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ", which mirrors Hufflepuff’s hard-working, grind-focused mentality. Their relationship reflections, like "my bf and i may or may not have broken up i have no idea whats going on but my heart hurts and im frustrated and angry and very tired mentally and physically", show that bonds and emotional honesty matter deeply to them. While there is some self-directed ambition around weight ("i want to be 99lbs"), the overall pattern is not about power or prestige but about connection, care, and endurance—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song is Bury a friend by Billie Eilish because it captures the mix of self-destructive impulses, exhaustion, and fragmented self-image that runs through their timeline. The repeated death wishes and hopelessness in tweets like “i hope i die when i purge”, “kms whatevaaa bye”, and “kms” mirror the song’s fixation on wanting to disappear and being haunted by one’s own mind. Their eating disorder fixation and purging, seen in “purging” and “i feel like i purged so violently its straining my heart it hurts a bit”, line up with the track’s themes of bodily harm and self-sabotage. The song’s eerie, dissociated vibe also fits tweets about meds and schizophrenia like “im now on quetiapine” and “schizophrenic person: hi non schizophrenic person: im schizoposting…”, which suggest feeling alien in their own head. Finally, their admission of emotional numbness in “ive been struggling to feel love lately . i just dont care about anyone” parallels the song’s cold, detached tone toward both self and others.

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