
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits this user best: passionate, opinionated, and very online about the things she loves. Like Lisa with jazz and causes, this user is intensely devoted to their faves, constantly talking about Cortis and coertwt, as seen in posts like “DAY 23 OF 2026 WITHOUT CORTIS ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT I'M” and “cooking my steak on cortis discography:”. They’re outspoken about fandom drama and unfair hate, echoing Lisa’s moral streak and willingness to call people out, like in “I get not liking them but to go as far to making things up just to hate on them?” and “but i dont see a single bit of them on their profile? yall can't go a day without mentioning cortis”. The bio “she | minor” and playful tone shows a younger, self-aware, slightly dramatic fan voice, very much like teen Lisa online. Even their stance on blocking people for taste, as in “girl i block people when they don’t like FaSHioN”, matches Lisa’s firm boundaries and strong opinions about what she cares about.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraverted tendencies: their timeline is highly interactive and fandom-facing, reacting loudly to events and discourse, like the dramatic all-caps post “DAY 23 OF 2026 WITHOUT CORTIS ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT I'M”, which suggests energy gained from external engagement and community. Their interests and language imply iNtuition over Sensing; they focus less on concrete daily life and more on big-picture fandom narratives and aesthetics, as in the playful, imaginative line “cooking my steak on cortis discography:”, which is metaphorical rather than literal. They appear strongly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions, values, and how people treat their faves; posts like “I get not liking them but to go as far to making things up just to hate on them?” and “i love james being silly 😩, idgaf if ur idols cant be themselves and that's why yall hate on him” defend authenticity and fairness from an emotional standpoint rather than a detached logical analysis. Their tone and behavior lean Perceiving: they react in-the-moment to lives, comebacks, and discourse (e.g., “I MISSED THE MADMAKZ LIVE”) and use spontaneous, expressive phrasing instead of structured, plan-oriented language. The playful bio and tweet like “Mention me out february 13th” show casual, fun engagement rather than rigid organization, reinforcing the flexible, open-ended ENFP vibe. Overall, the combination of outward expressiveness, fandom passion, value-driven defenses of their favorites, and spontaneous interactions best fits ENFP.

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Streaming Cortis like it’s a full‑time job. Missed one Madmakz live & learned to triple‑check notifs. Fashion, fandom stats, and mild chaos.– @cortisbarbies

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The Joyride Cortis Fizz is a bright, bubbly drink inspired by their bio line “day to night, ride, we're on a joyride— #cortis ㅤㅤㅤ”, so it had to be something sparkling and high-energy. The sparkling strawberry soda matches their sweet, excitable fangirl vibes, especially in tweets like “DAY 23 OF 2026 WITHOUT CORTIS ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT I'M”. Blue curaçao (or a blue sports drink) represents late-night streaming and comeback hype, like “'Cortis comeback in the air' Me asf:” and missing lives in “I MISSED THE MADMAKZ LIVE”. Cotton candy syrup captures their playful, slightly chaotic side in posts such as “🤓🤓🤓” and aesthetic jokes like “i can already see half of coertwt with this as pfp”. A dash of citrus bitters nods to their willingness to call out messy fandom behavior, seen in “I get not liking them but to go as far to making things up just to hate on them?” and “but i dont see a single bit of them on their profile? yall can't go a day without mentioning cortis”. Finally, edible glitter pays homage to their fashion-and-aesthetic flair and blocking standards, perfectly summed up by ““you block people over politics?” girl i block people when they don’t like FaSHioN”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows clear Gryffindor traits of boldness and standing up for what they believe in. They call out unfair hate toward their faves, challenging people who "make things up" just to hate on them in “I get not liking them but to go as far to making things up just to hate on them?”, which reflects a strong sense of justice and willingness to confront others. They also openly criticize other fandoms’ behavior in “This week ive seen stays talk more about anyone else than their own faves” and “but i dont see a single bit of them on their profile? yall can't go a day without mentioning cortis”, showing a fearless, confrontational attitude. Their unapologetic stance in “i love james being silly 😩, idgaf if ur idols cant be themselves and that's why yall hate on him” further reinforces that they value authenticity and are unafraid to defend it. Even their joke about blocking people over taste in fashion in “girl i block people when they don’t like FaSHioN” shows a bold, decisive personality rather than a diplomatic one. Altogether, the assertiveness, readiness to call people out, and strong defense of their favorites align most closely with Gryffindor.

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The best-fitting song is Bubblegum Bitch because their whole persona is a mix of playful, dramatic, and fiercely devoted stan energy, just like the song’s over-the-top pop attitude. Their bio, “day to night, ride, we're on a joyride— #cortis,” mirrors the song’s fast, fun, joyride vibe. They constantly center their fave group, from “DAY 23 OF 2026 WITHOUT CORTIS ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT I'M” to the hype of “'Cortis comeback in the air' Me asf:”, matching the song’s obsessive, dramatic devotion. Tweets like “i love james being silly 😩, idgaf if ur idols cant be themselves and that's why yall hate on him” and “but i dont see a single bit of them on their profile? yall can't go a day without mentioning cortis” show a bold, unapologetic attitude that fits the confident, bratty tone of the track. Even their playful side in posts like “🤓🤓🤓” and “i can already see half of coertwt with this as pfp” lines up with the candy-coated, tongue-in-cheek energy of Bubblegum Bitch.

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