Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Frequently tweets in detail about games like Monster Hunter, Pragmata, BF, MK1 and more, e.g. “olhando pro Wilds e depois em retrospecto, o Rise nem parece ruim assim” and “inesperadamente boa a demo de Pragmata”.
- Critical thinker: Shows strong evaluative opinions on media/industry, such as “esse filme já parecia horrível de feio nos leaks, completamente água de chuchu” and “indústria acabou”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated, comedic language like “I'm gonna kill each and everyone of you 😊” and “eu após socar um poste e provar pra ele que eu sou homem”.
- Affectionate partner: Expresses warmth toward loved ones, e.g. “presente que meu amor me deu”, “atualização: minha mulher e meus amigos compraram pra mim”, and “alice falou que vai comprar pra mim”.
- Self-aware nerd: Acknowledges own habits and niche interests, like “preciso de mais conhecimento” and joking about backlog/media in “backloggd”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive profanity, e.g. “vai tomar no cu porra e nao me estressa” and “odeio essa bosta de comunidade pedante do caralho”.
- Pessimistic tone: Often frames things negatively, such as “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global” and “indústria acabou”.
- Dismissive attitude: Tends to write off people or works entirely, e.g. “usar uma merda destas deveria vir com um laudo pra algum distúrbio cognitivo” and “performando o quê? lendo um livro bostético desses”.
- Hostile reactions: Responds to disagreements or content with hostility, like “simplesmente não aguento mais essa discussão retardada de assistir gameplay vs jogar de fato” and “por mim tinha vendido 4 cópias, rembolsavam a minha e o itsuno passava fome”.
- Catastrophic framing: Uses extreme, apocalyptic phrasing for annoyances, e.g. “to sentindo uma dor no peito parece que perdi um filho” and “dia oficial MUNDIAL da mentira”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp, introspective, and perpetually annoyed at how dumb and superficial everything around them feels. Like Lisa, they mix genuine passion with exasperation at low culture and bad taste, calling the games industry doomed in “indústria acabou” and mocking hollow aesthetics in “vão olhar na bola do meu olho e dizer que isso aqui é bonito”. Their intellectual snobbery shows in takes like “performando o quê? lendo um livro bostético desses” and using preferences (e.g. Aku no Hana’s animation) as a kind of sanity test in “deveria ser uma pergunta decisiva em testes de demência”. At the same time, there’s sincere enthusiasm and niche passion—getting excited about Pragmata in “inesperadamente boa a demo de Pragmata” and celebrating a partner’s gift in “presente que meu amor me deu”—mirroring Lisa’s deep loves (jazz, books) beneath the cynicism. Their dramatic, almost apocalyptic framing of human stupidity in “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global” is very much Lisa’s moral outrage dialed up, making her the best fit among the main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their focus is mostly on solitary media consumption (games, films, anime) and online commentary rather than socializing, e.g. wanting to play games like Pragmata without work (“quero jogar Pragmata sem trabalhar”) and talking about tweaking their PC cooling alone (“tirei o painel da frente da CPU e magicamente reduziu 14 graus”). Their interests and style point strongly to intuition (N): they’re drawn to broader aesthetic and conceptual judgments about media and culture rather than concrete details, as in dismissing an entire film’s look as “completamente água de chuchu” after a trailer (“esse filme já parecia horrível de feio nos leaks, completamente água de chuchu agora com o trailer oficial eu tenho certeza que a situação é pior”) and making sweeping, almost metaphysical complaints like “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global”. Their tone is sharply critical and impersonal, which fits thinking (T) over feeling: they routinely use harsh, evaluative language without cushioning it, e.g. “usar uma merda destas deveria vir com um laudo pra algum distúrbio cognitivo” and “simplesmente não aguento mais essa discussão retardada de assistir gameplay vs jogar de fato”. The way they bounce between topics, react in the moment to trailers, leaks, and announcements, and mock structure (like award shows and industry hype) suggests perceiving (P) rather than judging: they show little interest in outlining plans or systems, and instead fire off spontaneous reactions like “indústria acabou” and sudden bursts of hype such as “APE ESCAPE APE ESCAPE APE ESCAPE”. Overall, a detached, analytical, media-obsessed, sarcastic voice that disdains pedantic communities (“odeio essa bosta de comunidade pedante do caralho”) and prefers critiquing ideas from the sidelines is most consistent with INTP rather than any more structured or socially oriented type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Golden Time Lover is one of the best openings ever — if we go out, can I be the OP and you be the long season? I promise no filler episodes, just bangers.
- You’re out here obliterating amizades com Tigrex e ainda assim quer jogar Pragmata sem trabalhar… how about we form a co‑op: you farm monsties, I farm dinheiro, and we both farm serotonin.
- The way you talk about game trailers, UE5 and that Ubisoft ‘turbilhão de bosta’ tells me your standards are brutal — so if you ever say you like me, I’ll know that’s basically GOTY-level praise.
- Anyone who feels a dor no peito por causa de jogo e diz que Deus devia mandar fogo e enxofre, but also melts talking about a present from their amor and being birthday broders… that contrast is exactly my type. Can I apply to be the next plot twist in your backloggd?
- Since you’re ‘fora da roda de samsara’ and nb imaterial + refulgente, I guess dating you would technically be enlightenment speedrun any%, but I’m willing to reset my save file as many times as it takes.
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Third-world game gremlin with too many hot takes and not enough GPUs. Once lowered my CPU temps by 14°C just by removing the front panel.– @cortisolalto
Your signature cocktail
Monstie Hunter Negroni.exe
A strong, slightly unhinged riff on a Negroni fits someone who tweets “indústria acabou” while still obsessing over games and films, so the overproof cachaça with coffee is the jittery, third‑world energy of a guerreiro do terceiro mundo who yells “calor MISERÁVEL” and keeps gaming anyway. Campari adds a beautiful, caustic bitterness for the moments they snap with “odeio essa bosta de comunidade pedante do caralho” and “vai tomar no cu porra e nao me estressa”, but it’s still stylish and deliberate. Smoky mezcal is the apocalyptic, memey drama of lines like “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global” and “I'm gonna kill each and everyone of you 😊”—intense, but with a wink. Cold‑brew green tea is the NB, imaterial + refulgente side, the thoughtful person who says “preciso de mais conhecimento” and nerds out over “como pode Golden Time Lover ser uma das melhores aberturas de todos os tempos.” The dehydrated lime with chili salt is that sharp, shitposting garnish: the one who calls things “mais de um quilo de merda meu irmaozinho do ceu” and still celebrates “um dos maiores acontecimentos de todos os tempos” with genuine hype.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a consistently sharp, combative attitude that fits Slytherin’s ruthless edge more than the more idealistic courage of Gryffindor. Their readiness to verbally eviscerate things they dislike, like saying “usar uma merda destas deveria vir com um laudo pra algum distúrbio cognitivo” or “ejacularam na cara do letterboxd” in “+ de um quilo de merda meu irmaozinho do ceu”, points to a caustic, no‑nonsense self‑preservation and disdain rather than patient tolerance. There is also a streak of elitism and contempt for perceived mediocrity in comments like “esse filme já parecia horrível de feio nos leaks, completamente água de chuchu agora com o trailer oficial eu tenho certeza que a situação é pior” and “performando o quê? lendo um livro bostético desses”. Even when joking, there’s a darkly ambitious, almost threatening humor in “I'm gonna kill each and everyone of you 😊”, which leans into Slytherin’s comfort with aggression and intimidation as tools. Finally, their self-presentation as “guerreiro do terceiro mundo” and dramatic lines like “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global” frame the world in stark terms of winners and losers, aligning more with Slytherin’s hardened, survivalist worldview than with the cooperative warmth of Hufflepuff or the intellectual detachment of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Their mix of sharp cynicism, exhaustion with society, and flashes of dark humor fits Radiohead’s Paranoid Android almost perfectly. They constantly show disgust with culture and community, like when they say “odeio essa bosta de comunidade pedante do caralho” and call the country a “país amaldiçoado do caralho”, echoing the song’s sense of alienation and contempt. The apocalyptic vibe of the track matches remarks such as “Deus deveria nos punir com uma chuva de fogo e enxofre em escala global”. At the same time, their self-deprecating and overwhelmed tone in posts like “simplesmente não aguento mais essa discussão retardada de assistir gameplay vs jogar de fato” and “to sentindo uma dor no peito parece que perdi um filho” fits the song’s anxious, fragmented emotional landscape. The combination of anger, irony, internet-poisoned humor, and a kind of existential fatigue makes Paranoid Android a strong mirror of their online persona.
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