Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Family Oriented: She shares close moments with her father, such as watching Avengers together and planning to see movies in theaters with him.
- Grateful Nature: She shows sincere appreciation for community interactions, thanking a follower for her first 2026 'mail'.
- Passionate Fan: She is deeply invested in K-pop and media, expressing joy over new idol hairstyles and planning concert trips.
- Supportive Peer: She celebrates her friends' milestones enthusiastically, like throwing a virtual party for reaching 300 followers.
Weaknesses:
- Academic Procrastination: She admits she almost forgot to re-enroll in her university courses.
- Pessimistic Outlook: She expresses extreme dread toward her responsibilities, stating “I'm going to kill myself” regarding her full class schedule.
- Impulsive Spender: She resorts to 'retail therapy' when unhappy, suggesting she will buy an album just because she feels sad.
- Highly Sensitive: Small social media fluctuations affect her mood, as she hates when people unfollow her but remain in her following list.
- Anxious Forecaster: She worries about future events prematurely, feeling disheartened about working on a birthday that is over a month away.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Mari is a dedicated and hardworking student who expresses deep frustration over her academic schedule, notably tweeting “E EU VOU TER AULA TODOS OS DIAS, COMO ASSIM?????? EU VOU ME MATAR”. She shares Lisa's intense emotional sensitivity and love for animals, specifically showing a quirky obsession with wildlife when she notes that the “única parte boa da faculdade voltar é que eu vou poder ver as capivaras”. Mari also mirrors Lisa's fangirl energy and appreciation for art and music, whether it is Taylor Swift or her favorite idols, often stating “simplesmente quero grudar esse vídeo na minha testa” when moved by content. Her profile reflects a mix of high-achiever stress and a deeply sentimental heart, making her a perfect match for the The Simpsons’ resident intellectual and dreamer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Mari exhibits clear Extroversion (E) through her constant public declarations of affection for friends and her excitement over hitting 300 followers, celebrating with “bolo e salgadinho”. Her Intuition (N) is seen in how she views everyday life through the lens of symbols and fandom archetypes, such as identifying as “o tico e ela o teco” or relating deeply to fictional characters. She is a textbook Feeling (F) type, prioritizing emotional connection and sentimentality, often tweeting things like “vocês não tem ideia do quão especial ela é pra mim” or expressing empathy for idols. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and dislike of rigid structures, evidenced by her dread of a “grade da minhas aulas” that requires her to be in class every day and her last-minute “bate volta na praia”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a birthmark? Because people keep asking if I’m hurt, but I’m actually just falling for you—though I promise I won't fall as hard as my leg might after that stretch mark cream.
- Forget the university schedule; I’d happily attend a class every single day if it meant getting to see you on the way to look at capybaras together.
- If you’re still looking for a new obsession after installing that game, I’d love to be the character you spend all your time on.
- I know you’re worried about working on your birthday in March, but how about we make up for it in June? I’ll even buy the açaí and the japa.
- You don't need a moonwalk to get my attention—I’ve been stuck on you since I saw you 'recovering your dignity' on the timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Marketing undergrad & Heeseung enthusiast. Ask me about the birthmark people mistake for a bruise, or why I’m planning to adopt a capybara with my best friend.– @cortiswave_
Your signature cocktail
The Capy-Birthday Spritz
This vibrant pink cocktail represents a college student who is “ansiosa” for her birthday but dreading the return of “aulas da faculdade”. The açaí base honors her bio and her love for “salada de alface com pepino”, while the Japanese citrus hints at her craving to “comer japa hoje de noite”. The sparkling energy matches her excitement for “ver as capivaras na volta” to campus. Finally, the cherry garnish is a nod to her “marca de nascença, é uma pinta grande” that people always ask about.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mari’s profile is a testament to loyalty and interpersonal connection, which are core Hufflepuff values. She frequently expresses deep devotion to her friends, such as when she tells her 'twin' Su that she is “someone I want to take with me forever” and emphasizes that her best friend is “special to me”. Her kindness extends to animals, notably her obsession with capybaras and her grief for a pet, stating, “you are so missed my daughter”. Despite her dread for college and work, she displays a sense of duty by completing her “re-enrollment” and balancing a job, showcasing the hard-working nature of a Badger.
Your movie
Your song
22 - Taylor Swift
Mari’s profile radiates a youthful, fun-loving energy centered around deep friendships and the transition into adulthood, perfectly mirroring the themes of 22. She frequently expresses deep affection for her inner circle, claiming they are “nós pra sempre ao som da taylor” and celebrating her “duplinha” with constant heart emojis. The song’s blend of 'happy, free, confused, and lonely' matches her balancing the “humilhação” of life with being “apaixonada” by new hobbies. Despite the stress of a heavy schedule where she will “ter aula todos os dias”, she maintains an optimistic spirit. Ultimately, her excitement for her upcoming birthday and her “melhor dupla gêmea” makes this anthem of friendship and youth the perfect fit.
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