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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His love for FC Porto and heartfelt tributes to players like Jorge Costa and 'Bicho' show his deep emotional investment in his passions.
- Humorous: His witty observations, like 'O COVID é de Covide' and 'César Peixoto a pedir um aumento a fazer de apanha bolas,' highlight his sharp sense of humor.
- Curious: Daniel's tweet 'A ouvir o Pai da Cardiologia Veterinária em Podcast. What a time to be alive!' reveals his eagerness to learn and explore.
- Loyal: His unwavering support for FC Porto, shown in tweets like 'Pepê ganhaste nos a todos hoje. O teu melhor golo de sempre,' underscores his loyalty.
- Creative: His imaginative tweet 'Boombox pilgrim Blasting a Holy Mary Spitting fire' shows his playful and creative side.
Weaknesses:
- Overcritical: His sharp critiques of referees and football decisions, like 'Claro que o Var não expulsa o fdp do Tiago silva,' can come across as overly harsh.
- Impulsive: His compulsive book-buying habit mentioned in his bio suggests a tendency toward impulsive decisions.
- Nostalgic: While endearing, his strong attachment to the past, as seen in 'Ainda vi João Pinto como capitão nos seus e nossos anos de ouro,' might make it hard for him to move on.
- Sarcastic: His humor, like 'César Peixoto a pedir um aumento a fazer de apanha bolas,' can sometimes come off as overly sarcastic.
- Overfocused: His intense focus on FC Porto and football might limit his attention to other areas of life.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Daniel’s mix of humor, passion, and occasional impulsiveness mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer’s dedication to his family and quirky interests, Daniel’s love for FC Porto ('Aos anos que não sentia isto… queria mais futebol') and his sense of humor ('O COVID é de Covide') align well. Both have a sentimental side, as seen in Daniel’s tributes ('Até sempre, Bicho').
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Daniel’s extroverted and fun-loving nature aligns with ESFP. His humorous and engaging tweets, like 'O COVID é de Covide,' show his sociable side. His focus on the present, as seen in his live commentary on football games, reflects the sensing trait. His emotional tributes, such as 'Até sempre, Bicho,' highlight his feeling side. Finally, his spontaneous humor and creativity, like 'Boombox pilgrim Blasting a Holy Mary,' align with the perceiving trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a football match? Because my heart races every time I see you.
- Do you like FC Porto? Because I’d love to score a date with you.
- If you were a book, I’d be a compulsive buyer just to have you in my collection.
- Are you Corto Maltese? Because I’ve been searching for you my whole life.
- Do you play FIFA? Because I’d love to be your player two in life.
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Veterinarian, family man, and FC Porto fanatic | Tech & video game enthusiast | Collector of all things Corto Maltese | Witty football commentator & book hoarder | Braga, Portugal– @cortolemos
Your signature cocktail
Porto Passion
The 'Porto Passion' reflects Daniel’s love for FC Porto and his vibrant personality. The Blue Curaçao represents the team’s colors, while White Port pays homage to his Portuguese roots. Lime juice adds zest, mirroring his sharp sense of humor, and club soda brings a refreshing touch, like his playful tweets. Mint leaves symbolize his fresh and lively spirit.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Daniel fits Hufflepuff with his loyalty, passion, and sense of community. His unwavering support for FC Porto, seen in 'Pepê ganhaste nos a todos hoje,' reflects Hufflepuff's dedication. His heartfelt tributes to players and friends, like 'Até sempre, Bicho,' show his caring nature. While he has a humorous and sarcastic side, his overall personality aligns more with the hardworking, loyal traits of Hufflepuff.
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You’ll Never Walk Alone - Gerry and the Pacemakers
This football anthem resonates with Daniel’s loyalty and passion for FC Porto. His tweet 'ESTAMOS OFICIALMENTE DE VOLTA' reflects the same spirit of unity and perseverance. The song’s emotional tone matches his heartfelt tributes, like 'Até sempre, Bicho.' It’s a perfect anthem for his football-loving soul.
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