Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, self-aware jokes even about mundane things, like mocking iFood coupons in “ifood é tipo 'oi você tem 99999 cupons...” and high fast-food prices in “it's funny and stuff mas 50 conto num combo...”.
- Cultural curiosity: Engages deeply with films, series, and music, watching at least one film a day in “to assistindo no mínimo um filme por dia...” and praising works like Fleabag in “fleabag deve ser uma das melhores séries...”.
- Reflective insight: Shows thoughtful reflection, like analyzing Misato’s trauma in “a misato com certeza é uma das personagens mais trágicas...” and questioning astronomy concepts in “astronomia é pura invenção né...”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Expresses love and appreciation for friends and community, as in “amo meus amigos e amo beber mas principalmente amo beber com meus amigos” and “feliz aniversário para todas as pessoas trans” in this tweet.
- Self-development: Actively tries to improve lifestyle and habits, mentioning signing up for Mubi, visiting museums, biking, and reading in “assinei o mubi ✅ comecei a frequentar museus ✅...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: Frequently talks about themselves harshly, calling themselves “patético” in “eu sou patético” and saying “vontade de morrer” in this tweet.
- Harsh language: Regularly uses aggressive phrasing and insults, such as “vai se fuder confundi o lou reed com o chico buarque” in this tweet and “vai tomar no cu twitter aplicativo bosta” in this tweet.
- Nihilistic tone: Flirts with death-related and hopeless language, like the bio “desista dos seus sonhos e morra” and lines such as “why should i be frightened of dying?” in this tweet.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between enthusiasm and despair, celebrating movies passionately in “wake up dead man talvez seja o melhor filme...” but also posting “bom dia para quem acordou sendo esmagado pelo peso da realidade” in this tweet.
- Self-worth issues: Hints at difficulty valuing themselves, as in “é, eu tenho que começar a me valorizar” and needing to “sumir do mundo por um tempo” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, artsy, and a bit melodramatic but self-aware. They study astrophysics ("astrofísica UFRGS"), are constantly overthinking, and slip into existential dread, like when they say “bom dia para quem acordou sendo esmagado pelo peso da realidade e chorou assim que abriu os olhos” and “why should i be frightened of dying? there's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime”. Like Lisa, they care about art and culture in a very earnest way, obsessing over films and series such as “wake up dead man talvez seja o melhor filme que já vi na minha vida” and “fleabag deve ser uma das melhores séries da atualidade pqp não canso de querer reassistir”. Their introspective, self-deprecating side appears in posts like “eu sou patético” and “eu meio que preciso tipo sumir do mundo por um tempo e voltar como se nada tivesse acontecido”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel out of place and overwhelmed. At the same time, they have a sharp, sometimes cutting humor and cultural snob streak—complaining about movies like “sentimental value é uma BOSTA quem disse que esse filme é bom tá se fazendo de cinéfilo”—that mirrors Lisa’s judgmental but ultimately idealistic personality. Overall, they read as a more online, queer, film-bro-and-Beatles-fan version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets describe being in their own head, feeling crushed by reality, or wanting to disappear for a while, like “eu meio que preciso tipo sumir do mundo por um tempo e voltar como se nada tivesse acontecido” and “bom dia para quem acordou sendo esmagado pelo peso da realidade e chorou assim que abriu os olhos”. While they enjoy friends and drinking, the tone is more self-reflective than attention‑seeking, e.g. “eu sou patético” and long inner monologues like the Evangelion bathroom tweet “no vaso sanitário, apenas um pensamento existe em sua mente 'eu deveria reassistir neon genesis evangelion'”. They favor Intuition over Sensing, constantly engaging with big ideas, fiction, and symbolism rather than concrete how‑to details: “astronomia é pura invenção né ... sure whatever that means” and their reflections on Misato in Evangelion as a tragic, layered character in “impossível reassistir os primeiros episódios do anime sem pensar que por trás dessa persona descuidada há muita dor e medo”. Their feed is full of films, sci‑fi, and lyrics like “why should i be frightened of dying? there's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime”, showing an abstract, meaning‑seeking bent. They come across as Feeling over Thinking, even when blunt or vulgar: evaluations tend to be based on vibe and emotional reaction, e.g. “sentimental value é uma BOSTA ... não é possível que esse filme tenha fãs” and “wake up dead man talvez seja o melhor filme que já vi na minha vida”. They’re highly sensitive to relationships, identity and hurt, like “feliz aniversário para todas as pessoas trans” and self‑deprecating lines such as “vontade de morrer”, showing deep feeling rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they talk about losing track of time “perdi totalmente a noção de tempo pqp achei que hoje era dia 22”, watching at least one movie a day as an open‑ended experiment “vamo ver se consigo manter isso em fevereiro”, and scheduling a date way in advance but in a playful, chaotic way “tô com um encontro pra fevereiro e agendei ele em julho :3”. This mix of introspection, idealism, emotional intensity, and loose planning fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said astronomy is ‘pure invention’ and space-time lensing is ‘sure whatever that means’ — wanna grab a drink and I’ll explain gravitational lensing while you explain how the hell Rian Johnson put his ‘quilométrica pica’ on the table in Wake Up Dead Man?
- Since you’re watching at least one movie a day and thinking of rewatching Evangelion on the toilet, statistically speaking the next life‑changing thing you see could be me… so what time should I show up on your Letterboxd?
- You, an astrofísica from UFRGS who misses Bowie, loves The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Misato, Fleabag and Rian Johnson, signs up for MUBI and cries under the weight of reality at 8 a.m… I’m just saying, if lots of planets have a north, I’m pretty sure mine is pointing directly at you.
- If iFood is only letting you use two coupons and charging 50 conto in combo, I propose a better deal: you pick the pastelão 2000s comedy you’re too sober to face, I bring the drinks, and the only minimum order is ‘one kiss per bad joke’.
- You scheduled a date for February back in July and still call yourself pathetic — that’s not pathetic, that’s long‑term orbital planning. As an aspiring celestial body in your system, I’d like to formally apply for the next available launch window.
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Astrophysics student at UFRGS. Watches at least one film a day, misses Bowie, misidentifies Lou Reed as Chico Buarque, still shows up to class on time.– @CosmicHobo_
Your signature cocktail
Fly Me to the Moon Jujitsu
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans, because they’re Brazilian, chronically tired and overthinking reality, basically waking up thinking “eu deveria reassistir neon genesis evangelion” while being crushed by life like in “bom dia para quem acordou sendo esmagado pelo peso da realidade”. Blue curaçao gives it that sci‑fi, cosmic, Evangelion-core vibe that matches “astrofísica UFRGS” and their desire to “fly me to the moon let me kick it's fucking ass”. Sparkling citrus soda keeps it chaotic, fizzy, and talkative, like someone who can rant about ifood coupons in “oi você tem 99999 cupons mas você na verdade só pode usar 2” and then pivot to film criticism in “sentimental value é uma BOSTA”. A dash of bitters represents the self-deprecating melancholy of “eu sou patético” and the occasional “vontade de morrer” in “vontade de morrer”, cutting through the sweetness. Finally, the star-shaped lemon peel nods to their love of music/film icons, from screaming “ASKED A GIRL WHAT SHE WANTED TO BE…” to mourning Bowie in “que saudades do bowie”, crowning the drink like a tiny, bitter-sweet supernova.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with intellectual curiosity and a taste for slightly obscure, nerdy interests in a very self-aware way, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They study astrophysics at UFRGS ("astrofísica UFRGS" in the bio) and still jokingly interrogate scientific concepts with wry skepticism, as in “astronomia é pura invenção né 'ah a curvatura do espaço tempo...' sure whatever that means”, which shows both understanding and playful critical thinking. They frame even mundane experiences as mini-narratives with meta humor, like the bathroom/evangelion bit in “no vaso sanitário, apenas um pensamento existe em sua mente 'eu deveria reassistir neon genesis evangelion'”, and their long, reflective praise of Misato in “a misato com certeza é uma das personagens mais trágicas...” reveals analytical engagement with character psychology. Their media consumption is intense and intentional—signing up for Mubi and museums in “assinei o mubi ✅ comecei a frequentar museus ✅ ... lendo livros ✅” and aiming for at least one film a day in “to assistindo no mínimo um filme por dia há uma semana vamo ver se consigo manter isso em fevereiro”—showing a genuine love of learning and art rather than social climbing. Even their jokes, like the parodying of song lyrics in “fly me to the moon let me kick it's fucking ass let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class”, rely on wordplay and cultural references, reinforcing a witty, cerebral Ravenclaw profile over the more straightforward ambition of Slytherin or the earnestness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
David Bowie's Life on Mars? fits them because it mixes cosmic imagery, cinematic obsession, and existential angst in the same way their timeline does. They’re literally an astrophysics student (“astrofísica UFRGS”) from “The Land of Fiction,” and they quote space and death musings like “why should i be frightened of dying? there's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime”, which mirrors the song’s surreal fatalism. Their cinephile side is everywhere, from watching at least one film a day (“to assistindo no mínimo um filme por dia há uma semana”) to intense reactions to movies like Wake Up Dead Man (“talvez seja o melhor filme que já vi na minha vida”), echoing the song’s filmic, over-dramatic tone. The mix of self-deprecation, depressive humor, and wanting to disappear (“eu meio que preciso tipo sumir do mundo por um tempo e voltar como se nada tivesse acontecido”) fits the way Life on Mars? portrays someone overwhelmed by reality, retreating into pop culture and fantasy. Finally, their open Bowie love (“que saudades do bowie”) seals it: if there’s a soundtrack for a sarcastic, movie-obsessed, space-curious, slightly despairing soul, this is it.
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