CosmicHorus123
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Free Speech Advocate: Frequently cites First Amendment protections, e.g., defending flag burning as legal speech.
- Self Reliant: States goal to earn enough to build an isolated cabin and live alone.
- Regional Pride: Praises Great Lakes supremacy and defends Lake Michigan against perceived threats.
- Cultural Curiosity: Posts about African food, Year Walk, Bloodborne soundtrack, and museums, showing varied interests.
- Sarcastic Humor: Uses ironic jokes, such as calling people 'honorary virgin' and mocking the need for sleep.
Weaknesses:
- Ableist Language: Calls individuals 'retarded' and urges calling neurodivergent people 'mentally ill', reflecting ableist slurs.
- Transphobic Remarks: Labels transgender people as mentally ill and links them to gun‑rights arguments.
- Conspiracy Promotion: Suggests the Epstein files will resemble SCP entries, implying belief in conspiracy narratives.
- Ideological Inconsistency: Calls separation of church and state 'Unamerican' while championing free speech, revealing contradictory positions.
- Extremist Views: Calls for politicians to have fewer rights than citizens and makes sweeping claims about genocide alliances.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s obsessive focus on niche video games (e.g., 'Someone should make a film out of Year Walk I still think about that game') and constant reference to spending all day on Excel and ArcGIS Pro mirrors Comic Book Guy’s geeky, work‑obsessed personality. Their disdain for political correctness and willingness to use slurs ('I’d like to call Pam Bondi retarded') matches Comic Book Guy’s famously sarcastic and contemptuous tone toward mainstream culture. The desire to isolate in a remote cabin ('My main goal is to make enough money to build a cabin in an extremely isolated area to live alone') reflects his social awkwardness and preference for solitude. Additionally, the user’s regional pride ('Great Lakes supremacy') and repeated anti‑establishment statements ('Politicians should have less rights than the average person') align with Comic Book Guy’s cynical view of society.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, preferring solitude and expressing a wish to withdraw from society (“My main goal is to make enough money to build a cabin in an extremely isolated area to live alone in, and then cut myself off from everyone else.”). They focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas and critique societal concepts, indicating intuition (e.g., “The concept of Race is unscientific and terrible, and we should replace it with something else in our documents”). Their arguments are framed in logical, principle‑based terms rather than emotional appeals, as seen in statements like “Burning the flag, or any flag for that matter, is protected by the first amendment” and “Two (and a half) things: Transgender people are mentally ill… It’s a violation of the second amendment to ban non‑violent individuals to own guns.” Finally, they display a judging preference for structure and goal‑directed behavior, repeatedly using “must” and setting concrete plans (“I must free myself of the tyrannous confines of ‘needing to sleep occasionally’ and spend 24 hours a day on Excel and ArcGIS Pro”). This blend of introversion, intuition, thinking, and judging aligns best with the INTJ type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an ArcGIS layer? Because you map straight to my heart and every coordinate leads me to you.
- If we built that isolated cabin together, we could let the Bloodborne soundtrack echo through the woods while watching spiders spin love stories on the window.
- Your love for Great Lakes supremacy makes me think our connection could be as deep and endless as Lake Michigan and Lake Huron.
- As a fellow classical liberal from rural Wisconsin, I'd love to share a plate of African food and discuss freedom over a sunset by the lake.
- I may not spend 24 hours a day on Excel, but I can definitely calculate the perfect time to sweep you off your feet.
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Your new Twitter bio
GIS nerd who once mapped the Great Lakes in Excel for a weekend challenge; aspiring cabin dweller, Bloodborne soundtrack fan, free speech advocate.– @CosmicHorus123
Your signature cocktail
Lake Huron Renegade
The Lake Huron Renegade captures the rugged, independent spirit of a rural Wisconsin classic liberal who champions personal freedom and loves the Great Lakes, as shown in the tweet "Great Lakes supremacy Best region in the US/Canada". The base of Wisconsin rye whiskey reflects their Midwestern roots and strong, unfiltered stance, while the lime‑cucumber vodka nods to their favorite drink, "The lime cucumber gatorade is the best one, despite my coworkers asking me why I'm drinking it". A splash of Orangina honors the longing to "I want to go back to Canada to get an orangina", and the maple syrup adds a sweet reminder of their Canadian wanderlust. Finally, a dash of smoked paprika bitters evokes the fiery passion of "I must play The Fire Rises" and their readiness to blaze their own trail.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows a strong drive for personal gain and self‑sufficiency, such as saying 'My main goal is to make enough money to build a cabin in an extremely isolated area to live alone in, and then cut myself off from everyone else.' They also display a willingness to flout social niceties for their own agenda, as in 'As a supporter of the first amendment, and unrestricted Freedom Of Speech, I'd like to call Pam Bondi retarded' and 'Politicians should have less rights than the average person ... maybe you shouldn't.' This focus on ambition, power, and self‑preservation aligns closely with Slytherin’s core traits.
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Your song
My Way - Frank Sinatra
The user’s emphasis on personal liberty, defiance of authority, and desire to live independently aligns well with the classic anthem 'My Way' by Frank Sinatra. In tweets they declare, "I must free myself of the tyrannous confines of 'needing to sleep occasionally' and spend 24 hours a day on Excel and ArcGIS Pro," which echoes the song’s theme of breaking away from constraints. Their goal to "make enough money to build a cabin in an extremely isolated area to live alone in" reflects the lyric "I did it my way," celebrating self‑reliance. The repeated defense of free speech, such as "Burning the flag… is protected by the first amendment," mirrors the song’s celebration of living on one's own terms. Overall, the song captures their rebellious, individualistic spirit.
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