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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, meme‑filled style is a perfect match for Bart Simpson’s rebellious, prank‑loving personality. The user writes, 'Why do I have to work 7am ooooo I shouldnt go to sleep at 2am oooo Im dumb as fuck oooo' and 'Moving to a whole new country tomorrow, probably a super risky move (money wise) but fuck it we ball', showing a reckless, anti‑authority attitude similar to Bart’s 'Eat my shorts!' moments. Their habit of saying 'I say twitch emotes while talking irl' and dropping random pop‑culture references like 'I love lappland from the hit gacha game arknights' mirrors Bart’s love of slang and pop‑culture jokes. The frequent self‑deprecating humor, such as 'I will no longer talk to people online, you must first talk to my wife (Agnes Tachyon)' and 'Killing myself as AL lost', matches Bart’s tendency to exaggerate mischief for comedic effect. Overall, the blend of impulsivity, meme‑centric language, and carefree rebellious vibe makes Bart Simpson the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is inward‑focused, often sharing personal feelings and self‑reflection rather than seeking external interaction, as seen in "I’m more unc today 😔😔" and "I leave my house once a week to do groceries and that’s it. Who want me" (introverted). Their thoughts frequently jump to abstract or future‑oriented ideas, such as speculating about the job market and AI "the job market is now starting to fill positions with people unable to verify the validity of a source" and dreaming about game meta "Pickems are dead, AL is goated, CFO eating up everyone" (intuitive). Emotional values dominate decision‑making, with expressions of empathy and personal values like "I love lappland from the hit gacha game arknights" and "I want to talk better, my portuguese so shit" (feeling). Finally, their lifestyle is spontaneous and adaptable, posting erratic, impulsive updates like "Moving to a whole new country tomorrow, probably a super risky move (money wise) but fuck it we ball" and "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AINT NO FUCKING WAY BROSKI" (perceiving).

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24‑year‑old Colombian‑Brazilian gamer & anime fan. By day I work, by night I stream – once dreamed a tweet went viral, now I chase memes.– @CosmicMen22

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The name "Kappa Rizz Bomb" captures their love for Twitch emotes and the constant hunt for "rizz", echoing the tweet "kappa penis maximum delux". The base of Cachaça nods to their Brazilian roots, as they once wrote "2024: Went to Brazil and got robbed for a lot of money". Blue Curaçao gives the drink a vivid blue hue reminiscent of the iconic Kappa emote they often mention. The cold brew espresso and a splash of energy drink fuel the late‑night grind they complain about, like in "Why do I have to work 7am ooooo I shouldnt go to sleep at 2am oooo Im dumb as fuck oooo". Finally, a pinch of chili powder adds the chaotic, spicy edge that matches their meme‑filled rants such as "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AINT NO FUCKING WAY BROSKI".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows bold, daring actions that fit Gryffindor bravery, such as "Moving to a whole new country tomorrow, probably a super risky move (money wise) but fuck it we ball." They also display a willingness to do extreme things on a whim, e.g., "If we get a new BlazBlue I'm shaving my head." Their intense emotional reactions, like "Killing myself as AL lost," reveal a passionate, courageous nature. A defiant stance in social interactions, "I will no longer talk to people online, you must first talk to my wife (Agnes Tachyon...)," further underscores their boldness. While occasional money‑seeking remarks appear, the overall pattern of impulsive risk‑taking and fierce emotional involvement aligns best with Gryffindor rather than the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots captures @CosmicMen22’s mix of adult anxiety and nostalgic longing, echoing tweets like "Soon to be 24, and the only good thing about me is I have a job" and "Why do I have to work 7am ooooo I shouldn’t go to sleep at 2am". The chorus "Wake up, you need to make money" mirrors the frustration of early‑morning grind they mention. Their self‑deprecating lines such as "I’m more unc today 😔😔" and "IMSO FUCKING RETARDED IS NOT FUNNY" reflect the song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed and insecure. The lyric "We used to play outside" resonates with their nostalgic references to gaming culture and meme‑filled past, while "I’m trying to keep them at a distance" fits their comment about "I will no longer talk to people online". Overall the track’s blend of catchy pop‑rock and honest mental‑health commentary aligns perfectly with the chaotic, meme‑heavy, yet vulnerable tone of their timeline.

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