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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more depressed version of her. Like Lisa, they are intensely introspective and feel alienated from family, particularly a religious parent, as seen in “every time i talk to my mom it’s always god this god that I’m like god I just want to die every word from you pisses me off and reminds me of how little control I ultimately have in my life” and “I wish I had another mom really Another mom who wasn’t a Christian fanatic and instead encouraged me and was proud of what I want to do”. They show political and ethical intensity similar to Lisa’s activism, with tweets like “the only good nazi is a dead nazi” and “Lord give me the power of fire and flight to go over the neo nazis and put their blood into the soil and bones into ashes”. Their recurring loneliness, self-loathing, and desire for deeper connection echo Lisa’s melancholy side, as in “This is the part where I say that I wanna die There’s nowhere to go except forward But I don’t know where forward is” and “Sleeping alone can be agonizing sometimes Like damn, there ain’t no one out there that loves you for who you are”. Even their occasional hopeful or idealistic moments, such as wanting to grow as a person or be a better parent, resemble Lisa’s underlying idealism beneath the depression and anger.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: they repeatedly prefer isolation and feel out of place in social settings, e.g. “I think I realize why I just avoid family at all I see how mentally different I am from them and just how fucking damn tired I am” and “I know I’ve resolved to be fine alone but I never accounted for the fact that loneliness brings sadness”. Their focus is predominantly intuitive, circling around meaning, identity, and existential questions rather than concrete facts: “and at the end of it, I think what I’ve realized is that I’ve lost the ability to empathetically connect” and “I mean why am I even getting this sudden suicidal urge i think it’s more nihilistic than anything” show abstract self-analysis and big-picture thinking. They are deeply feeling-oriented: they judge people and politics through moral/emotional lenses, e.g. “the only good nazi is a dead nazi” and “I want someone to which I can expose my feelings to but at the same time I just so full of shame and vulnerability”, and describe themselves as rotten, empty, or unlovable in a very affective way. Their lifestyle looks more perceiving than judging: they emphasize feeling lost and drifting (“There’s nowhere to go except forward But I don’t know where forward is”), struggling to act or plan, and making spontaneous, chaotic jokes like “whatever I’ll just cum in this cat and yeet myself with gasoline”. The mix of intense inner emotion, existential rumination, idealism (anti-Nazi/anti-racist, wanting to be a better parent), and self-loathing combined with withdrawal from others fits best with INFP rather than more structured NF types like INFJ or more externally assertive types.

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Anime, cats & cursed jokes. Once bought a PS4 against my better judgment and never regretted it. Trying to grow, vent less, and create more.– @cosmicnoodle

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum stands in for the raw, volatile intensity of wanting to "Fuck what you think and fuck your beliefs" and posting things like "Might just down 500 grams of warfarin and jump into a wood chipper lol." Black coffee cold brew mirrors the exhaustion and insomnia of "I wish I could stay in bed forever" and "im so tired im in a state i want to die but im too tired to die." Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness with a bright edge, like the mix of nihilism and humor in "I mean why am I even getting this sudden suicidal urge i think it’s more nihilistic than anything." Cherry liqueur adds a small, sweet, romantic ache for connection in posts like "Sleeping alone can be agonizing sometimes" and "Damn just kinda wanna hire a prostitute do they can just hold me in their arms and give me a good nights sleep." Finally, activated charcoal & soda water give it an inky, swirling fizz, capturing the “void but still memeing” vibe of "my existence is nothing i offer my being to the almighty cumlord" and the bio-level chaos of "fuck around and find out."

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The dark, intrusive, self-destructive tone of Bury a Friend fits how they talk about themselves and their mind. They repeatedly express wanting to die or disappear, like “Please let me die a blissful death” and “I wish for death”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death and being one’s own worst enemy. Their tweets show a mix of numbness, self-loathing, and exhaustion — “im so tired im in a state i want to die but im too tired to die” and “In truth I am drowning in my own disappointment” — much like the song’s haunted, exhausted narrator. Even their bio, “fuck around and find out,” and lines like “What’s to stop me from shooting myself in the workplace” capture that reckless, violent edge present in the track’s imagery. The combination of bleak humor, anger at others, and deep internal pain makes Bury a Friend a strong emotional parallel to their online persona.

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