cosmictoasting
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Authentic: Repeatedly shares raw feelings like "you cant hate me..." and openly mentions fibromyalgia.
- Creative: Poses imaginative scenarios such as "if you were being tortured by the cartel..." and "would you like me if I were a fly...".
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes like "pika pika", "EMBRACE YOUR INNER CRINGE", and "go white girl go".
- Expressive: Frequent emotional disclosures, e.g., "i think i might kms" and "i need to get drunk to keep myself from spiraling".
- Sociable: Seeks connections, e.g., "looking for a beautiful bisexual queen..." and apologizes to "oomfies".
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive: Mentions suicidal thoughts ("i think i might kms") and harmful coping like drinking to avoid spiraling.
- Attention-Seeking: Repeats pleas for acceptance ("you cant hate me...") and creates a secret alt account to spread hate.
- Impulsivity: Posts erratic content and mentions a secret alt account without clear purpose.
- Boundary Vulnerability: Explicitly asks to be taken advantage of and seeks exploitative relationships.
- Neglected Self-Care: Shows poor self‑care habits like eating hair, ignoring fibromyalgia pain, and chronic anxiety.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa often feels like a misunderstood, anxious outsider who wishes she were more accepted, much like the user’s repeated plea, "you cant hate me im just a sweet silly little girl on my computer i didnt do anything why are you mad at me". The tweets about self‑esteem and self‑criticism – "i've always wanted to cospplay but im ugly and hate everything about myself and my appearance" and "i'm kind of a failure" – echo Lisa’s frequent bouts of insecurity and overthinking. Lisa’s progressive, sometimes angry stance toward her family’s politics (“my family is getting political and racist”) matches the user’s frustration with their environment. Both are creative and introspective, with the user’s desire to become a “marketable plushie” reflecting Lisa’s wish to be seen as something more than just a nerdy kid. Finally, the user’s chronic anxiety, suicidal thoughts (“i think i might kms”) and reliance on coping mechanisms ("i need to get drunk to keep myself from spiraling tonight") parallel Lisa’s occasional depressive episodes and her search for healthy outlets.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The profile shows introverted traits, as they frequently discuss their inner feelings and ask for private support ('i need to get drunk to keep myself from spiraling tonight', 'im sorry to all of my oomfies that i havent talked to... i still love you!!'). They focus on concrete sensory details (e.g., 'i love sniffing my steam decks vent fumes', 'i keep eating my hair', 'i like biting and pee i think i might actually just be an animal'), indicating Sensing. Their decision‑making is driven by personal emotions and values ('i wish i had someone', 'i don't feel like i've been living my life correctly', 'i think i might kms'), showing Feeling. Their posting style is spontaneous, unstructured and impulsive, with many random statements ('i guess i should probably clean my room', 'i have 9.9k posts wtf do i really yap that much', 'when i turn 30 im ending it'), reflecting Perceiving. Overall, the best fit is ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey cosmic toaster, if you were a kitchen appliance you'd be the ultimate toaster—crisp, warm, and always popping up sweet vibes that make my heart butter melt.
- I saw your love for Miku and Fidget the Nimbat—how about we jam to a holo‑concert while I fidget my way into your cute, quirky world?
- You said you'd love to become a marketable plushie; I promise to be the forever‑hugging friend who never lets you feel alone or unloved.
- When you asked ‘how many apples tall are you?’, I realized you’re the biggest, juiciest apple in the orchard, and I’m just hoping to be the bite you can’t resist.
- You mentioned sniffing your Steam Deck’s vent fumes—let’s share a cold Mountain Dew and let that fresh scent be our secret perfume while we game together.
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Your new Twitter bio
22, queer gamer & meme curator. I once tried to train an AI on my own tweets. Steam Deck vent sniffing enthusiast. #RandomAdventures– @cosmictoasting
Your signature cocktail
Sapphic Toasted Cringe
The Sapphic Toasted Cringe is a layered drink that captures cosmictoasting’s blend of sweetness, chaos, and self‑aware absurdity. The vanilla vodka gives it a sweet silly little girl vibe, echoing the recurring tweet 'you cant hate me im just a sweet silly little girl on my computer i didnt do anything why are you mad at me'. A swirl of cinnamon‑infused simple syrup nods to the sapphic toaster bio and the line 'i like biting and pee i think i might actually just be an animal', adding a warm toasted flavor that feels like a comfort‑toaster. Sparkling Mountain Dew adds the fizzy, reckless energy of 'i love sniffing my steam decks vent fumes' and the chaotic ambition of 'i've been training several ai chatbots on my oomfs comments and posts to become the most parasocial person in the world', while a dash of pickle brine gives the drink an unexpected salty pee punch that mirrors the user’s bizarre self‑descriptions. Finally, a smoked rosemary garnish represents the gritty, anxious edge of 'i dont need the mating press i need the hydraulic press' and the overall anxious vibe. Together the cocktail is a chaotic, comforting, and oddly intoxicating tribute to the user’s eclectic personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows a strong desire for personal influence and cunning behavior, evident in tweets like "i have a secret alt acc that no one knows about that i use to exclusively spread hate" and "i've been training several ai chatbots on my oomfs comments and posts to become the most parasocial person in the world". They also seek power and control over their image with statements such as "i actually wouldnt mind being turned into a marketable plushie". These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation align with Slytherin values. While they also express vulnerability, the dominant pattern is a focus on manipulation and personal gain, which is characteristic of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The lyrics of Radiohead’s Creep capture cosmictoasting’s feeling of alienation and self‑deprecation that runs through their timeline. Their repeated tweet 'you cant hate me im just a sweet silly little girl on my computer i didnt do anything why are you mad at me' mirrors the chorus 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong.' Self‑critical posts like 'i've always wanted to cosplay but im ugly and hate everything about myself' and 'im kind of a failure' echo the song’s theme of feeling unworthy. The desperate lines 'i think i might kms' and 'i hurt so bad' fit the raw, painful tone of the track. Together, the yearning for acceptance and the sense of being an outsider make Creep the perfect musical match.
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