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The account mixes sharp humor with strong opinions and moments of introspection, which lines up well with Lisa Simpson. They’re openly political and critical of reactionary or ignorant takes, like calling out low education levels in certain states in “This is why yall are ranked the lowest in education of all of the U.S states btw” and mocking culture-war nonsense in “Touching tips with randoms in public ... what is the coca cola company promoting #CokeGoneWoke”, very Lisa-coded behavior. They also care about fairness and improvement in games, pushing back on bad faith excuses in “Nobody gonna believe them because they would rather have an excuse than improve” and critiquing balance in “If we want to get rid of triple support we need to stop buffing and nerfing the main healers and buff the off healers to be viable in duo support”. At the same time, they show emotional vulnerability and burnout in posts like “Think I'm experiencing emotional burnout from Smash related activities, so I will be trying to take a break” and “Have become super insecure about how my voice sounds in the past week.”, which fits Lisa’s sensitive, self-reflective side. Finally, their love of pop culture—from K‑pop stanning in “BLACKPINK!” to anime and games—matches Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and intellectual hobbies, just filtered through a very online, extremely unfiltered persona.

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They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with others, stream on Twitch, and openly talk to/at their audience, e.g. asking for clips in “Can yall send me your smash clips ... I wanna edit some shit” and jokingly bargaining in “Plz, I'll show feet”. Their interests and humor lean strongly Intuitive rather than concrete: they love absurd scenarios and conceptual jokes like “Would yall support me if I grew a homunculus boyfriend ...” and meta takes about future systems such as “when they make the next smash game a gacha and you have to pull for your main”. They clearly prioritize values and emotional reactions over cold logic, showing a strong Feeling preference when calling out perceived cruelty or ignorance, e.g. “Scene is full of shitty people who dont know that they're shitty, sometimes there is a valid reason people dont like you” and criticizing fanbases as lacking empathy in “a loud majority of his fan base is fucking stupid chuds... with less emotional and social intelligence of a newborn fetus”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and reactive, consistent with Perceiving: they oscillate moods and decisions in real time (e.g. burnout in “Think I'm experiencing emotional burnout from Smash related activities, so I will be trying to take a break” yet quickly diving back into games and streams like “Throwing my teammates Marvel Rivals games”). Overall, their playful chaos, emotional candor, and idea-focused humor best fit ENFP.

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San Antonio gamer & streamer | Smash & Marvel Rivals enjoyer, K‑pop loudspeaker. Once cried over Grave of the Fireflies and still queued ranked after.– @COSMIX319

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This cocktail starts with jalapeño‑infused soju for their sharp, occasionally brutal reads and chaotic humor, like “Gameplan: fucking kill you” and “Scene is full of shitty people who dont know that they're shitty”. Lychee liqueur brings in the sweet, fruity K‑pop stan core from posts like “BLACKPINK!” and “They really have a kpop song for everything, love, heartbreak, tragedy, eating pussy”. Blue curaçao mirrors their gamer/streamer, slightly unhinged energy, from “Throwing my teammates Marvel Rivals games” to “The Texas Zelda's ....”. Yuzu soda lightens it up for their vulnerable moments, like “Have become super insecure about how my voice sounds” and “Getting amnesia making me forget the past 5 years would fix me rn”. The Tajin and popping candy rim captures their spicy, messy, loud timeline—from “All my fat chicks, where you at?” to the utterly cursed “Want to **** Leon Kennedy ** *** *** *** he **** and then make him *** ******** with my *** and he ******** **** everywhere”—turning every sip into a jump scare in your mouth.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show sharp competitiveness, pettiness toward rivals, and a focus on status and winning that all read as very Slytherin-coded. They repeatedly frame interactions in terms of domination or killing, like in the jokingly threatening gameplan tweet: “Gameplan: fucking kill you”, and in ranked frustration such as “Playing like absolute dog shit this season and it's genuinely pissing me off”, which shows a results-oriented, prideful mindset. They’re also explicitly aware of the toxicity of their competitive scenes and choose self-preservation via boundaries, as in “Will be using the block and ignore buttons more liberally” and “Scene is full of shitty people who dont know that they're shitty, sometimes there is a valid reason people dont like you”, which is very in line with Slytherin’s guarded, strategic side. Their biting political and cultural commentary, like mocking reactionary or ignorant takes in “This is why yall are ranked the lowest in education of all of the U.S states btw”, also reflects a cutting, ambitious attitude towards discourse rather than patient Hufflepuff-style kindness. While they clearly have humor and creativity, the dominant throughline is ambition, self-protective boundaries, and a willingness to be ruthless in competition and arguments—core Slytherin traits.

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The best-fit song for COSMIX is “Pink Venom” because it captures their mix of playful aggression, pop culture obsession, and unapologetic attitude. They’re loudly and proudly into K‑pop and BLACKPINK, as shown by posts like “BLACKPINK!”, “Kpop survival showcore”, and joking that “They really have a kpop song for everything, love, heartbreak, tragedy, eating pussy”. The song’s confident, taunting energy fits their way of talking about games and matchups, like “Best MU check SA 💪”, “We HAVE to ban Ness”, and “Gameplan: fucking kill you”. Lyrically, Pink Venom is about showing off, being a little toxic in a fun way, and knowing you’re entertaining even when you’re talking shit, which mirrors tweets such as “Scene is full of shitty people who dont know that they're shitty, sometimes there is a valid reason people dont like you”. The blend of intense energy, camp, and K‑pop girlboss chaos lines up almost perfectly with how COSMIX tweets about Smash, Marvel Rivals, politics, and stan culture all at once.

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