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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and irreverent but ultimately creative and affectionate. They lean heavily into edgy, absurd humor and mock-authoritarian bits, like the Hitler gag in “gestapo goons: Hm? Wast iz tis yu are doing, mein führer?...” and “isaac is nazi medias???”, which feels very Bart-prank-energy. Their self-deprecating posts such as “fumbled it so bad I'm gonna post it to fulfill my autohumiliation kink” and “from now on I'm a parody account of myself” echo Bart’s tendency to turn himself into the joke. At the same time, they show surprising warmth and loyalty, like “my gf I love her” and “I'm so proud of this, I love you little forgotten, you're not the forgotten anymore, with me, you're the remembered”, reminiscent of Bart’s soft side with people he cares about. Their gamer/artist mischief—rage at games (“DIE BITCH #IDONTHAVEASKILLISSUE”) and chaotic art posting (“this is my vent art”)—fits Bart’s restless, creative troublemaker archetype more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts center on solitary games, drawing, and niche media rather than parties or big social events, like “I love balatro bro look at the run I had in school” and many Binding of Isaac runs such as “died mid hush but at least I got rock bottom”. Their humor and interests are heavily intuitive (N), leaning into abstract, absurd, and meta ideas (Hitler inventing Homestuck/Isaac in “hitler: Ach, mein fellow Nazi, ich zust writing a webkomik... I think I'll callz it... Homestuck...” and “isaac is nazi medias???”), plus symbolism like wanting to swap their OC’s Sagittarius symbol for Perseus in “it fits alot my character me thinks”. They read as feeling (F): they talk lovingly and dramatically about things they care about—“I'm so proud of this, I love you little forgotten, you're not the forgotten anymore, with me, you're the remembered”—and show strong emotional reactions, like cursing their ISP in “que mis proveedores de internet se suiciden los putos inmundos de mierda” and affection for their partner in “my gf I love her”. Their lifestyle and tone are clearly perceiving (P): chaotic, spontaneous, and unstructured, as when they admit procrastinating on art (“I totally didn't start it and finish it today...”) and joking about giving in to the voices instead of doing homework in “when it's 5pm on a sunday, I have 5 math tasks due tomorrow and my computer keeps lagging so I just give in to the voices in my head”. Overall, their introspective, values-driven emotional intensity, surreal humor, and go-with-the-flow approach align best with INFP.

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Underground YouTuber & self-taught artist. I once forgot Knife Piece 2 with two quality 4s and still hit upload. Isaac, Homestuck, Balatro, repeat.– @Cosmo_GXT

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Smoky mezcal with a chili rim captures their unfiltered, chaotic gamer rage and dark humor, like “DIE BITCH #IDONTHAVEASKILLISSUE” and the Nazi-media shitposts such as “isaac is nazi medias???”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a moody sweetness for their melodramatic, self-aware side seen in “words have lost their meaning” and “fumbled it so bad I'm gonna post it to fulfill my autohumiliation kink”. An espresso shot fuels their hyper, grinding energy for games and projects, like “CHAOS ALWAYS PAYS OFF FUCKERS” and their late runs in Isaac, e.g. “I'm the only retard you'll see realize this late in a run that I didn't grab knife piece 2”. A splash of blue curaçao stands in for their gay swag and loud aesthetic, from “do y'all like my gayest shirt” to calling their gf “so awesomesauce highkey” in “my gf is so awesomesauce highkey”. Finally, fizzy grapefruit soda gives it a bitter-sparkling finish for the mix of curse and affection they throw at followers, like “HORRID new year to everyone especially to my followers CURSE UPON THEE AND YOUR RELATIVES” and the self-deprecating youtuber grind in “jeje gente qe hable español vayan a ver mi nuevo video chicos porfavor necesito esto viejo!!!!!”. It’s strong, weird, and lovable—just like dying mid-hush but flexing that “at least I got rock bottom”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of creativity, niche curiosity, and analytical thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. Their interest in complex systems and lore—like asking Homestuck classpect theory questions in “#hstwt what would a prince of void do cuz from what I've read it's either the most useless classpect ever or the most powerful one, no inbetween” and designing custom classes in “been cooking up some bullshit (classes) yo I really like martyr I'm not sure about champion tho”—shows a tendency to mentally dissect and play with abstract ideas. Their self-directed art journey, from mouse drawing misery to asking for tool advice in “what drawing programs should I use mooties” and practicing with a tablet in “first time using the drawing tablet this is so scary”, reflects a thoughtful, improvement-focused mindset. They frequently engage with music and media in a comparative or evaluative way, like ranking and commanding others to try albums in “jazz punk gotta be top 5 albums of all time dude yall should listen to it NOW these are orders” and debating song quality in “canned heat by jamiroquai might be top 5 songs in existence”. While there’s some Gryffindor-style impulsive humor and a bit of Slytherin edge (e.g. the self-mocking bravado of “from now on I'm a parody account of myself”), their core pattern is cerebral, meta, and creative. That balance of introspective humor, system-nerding, and creative experimentation points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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The song that best suits them is “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai, which they themselves call “top 5 songs in existence” in “canned heat by jamiroquai might be top 5 songs in existence”. The upbeat, funky chaos of Canned Heat matches their manic, high-energy posting style, from all-caps gaming outbursts like “CHAOS ALWAYS PAYS OFF FUCKERS” to unhinged keyboard smash tweets like “KOEAFE DOS=) DIJ(UDF)GDIUF(dF8gU8 =ID”. Lyrically, the song’s theme of dancing through frustration fits their tendency to turn mistakes and stress into jokes, such as “fumbled it so bad I'm gonna post it to fulfill my autohumiliation kink”. Their love for expressive, slightly chaotic art and gaming, seen in posts like “I'm so proud of this, I love you little forgotten” and “I love balatro bro look at the run I had in school”, mirrors the song’s vibe of channeling intense energy into something joyful and creative. Overall, Canned Heat captures their mix of irony, passion, and hyperactive enthusiasm better than any other well-known song.

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