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Your Simpsons character
Constanza most closely matches Lisa Simpson: she’s emotional, self-aware, studious, and socially engaged, but also very funny and dramatic about everyday life. Like Lisa, she clearly cares about learning and exams, joking that she wrote a whole page where “no paragraph gets anywhere” in an exam reflection “ayer rendi una materia y escribí una hoja ENTERA, ningún párrafo llega a nada”. She’s introspective and in therapy, reacting to her psychologist’s price increase with a mix of humor and frustration “Lunes y me escribió la psicologa nueva para decirme que aumentaba la sesión loco en este país no se puede ser feliz tres días seguidos”, and lamenting when the psychologist is on vacation “dios que desgracia que la psicologa este de vacaciones”. Like Lisa’s mix of activism and empathy, she boosts community causes and worries about others “ayúdanos a que los pibes de cooperativa Argüello puedan tener una cena rica y calentita”, while also ranting about politics, prices, and public transport “como como que volvió a subir el pasaje” and “casi 11 luquitas el pasaje a ausonia se cancela volver al pueblo”. At the same time, she has Lisa’s pop-culture and fandom side, obsessing over streams and TV like Antes Que Nadie and reality shows “dios mio trinche si no existieras te inventaria #antesquenadie” and “como se va a ir virginia antes que la 🌱 de NICOLAS son realmente alérgicos al show”. Finally, her mix of sincere happiness and self-doubt – “estoy siendo muy feliz y por primera vez en mi vida creo que me lo merezco” – fits Lisa’s vibe of a sensitive, overthinking, but fundamentally kind and hopeful character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as an extrovert (E): they get excited about concerts and live events like “VOY A VER AC/DC A RIVER es el mejor día de mi vida” and complain humorously about being the only one who didn’t see Morat in “q onda amigo todo el mundo fue a ver morat menos yo”, suggesting a strong focus on shared experiences and social FOMO. Their tweets are highly grounded in everyday, sensory reality—bus fares, fernet prices, earthquakes, food, and physical discomfort—indicating Sensing (S), as in “que ganas de estar en mi casa” and “12000 un fernet todo aguado jatejodeeerr”. Emotional reactions and values dominate over detached logic, pointing to Feeling (F): they gush about love for Belgrano in “por dios te amo belgrano”, their family in “mi familia es lo más grande que hay”, and feeling deserving of happiness in “estoy siendo muy feliz y por primera vez en mi vida creo que me lo merezco”. Their life appears spontaneous and reaction-based rather than rigidly planned, characteristic of Perceiving (P): they joke about drinking on a Tuesday in “como me voy a chupar un martes q vergüenza” and about being underdressed in class in “después yo que caí con un pantalón animal print y zapatillas”. Altogether, a fun-seeking, emotionally expressive, in-the-moment style fits ESFP best.

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Argentinian, Belgrano at heart. Survived calc stones, pricey fernet & late-night lectures. Balancing uni, streams & earthquakes in Córdoba.– @cotigobbatoooo

Your signature cocktail
Belgrano Fernet Frequencies is a strong but playful Córdoba-style fernet, because if you’re paying “12000 un fernet todo aguado jatejodeeerr” you deserve the real thing, not a watered-down life [“12000 un fernet todo aguado jatejodeeerr”]. The sparkling wine splash celebrates that screaming-in-caps happiness of “VOY A VER AC/DC A RIVER es el mejor día de mi vida” and the sudden wins like “es viernes y me gane 2 lomitos a veces la vida es buena” [“VOY A VER AC/DC A RIVER es el mejor día de mi vida”] [“es viernes y me gane 2 lomitos a veces la vida es buena”]. A dash of bitters is for the chaos of Argentina and Córdoba quakes, from “desde hoy argentina ex país” to “se me movió toda la casa q divertido vivir en cba” [“desde hoy argentina ex país”] [“se me movió toda la casa q divertido vivir en cba”]. The lemon twist adds brightness for those rare weeks when “todo viene saliendo bien esta semana y me da miedo” and the growing self-love of “estoy siendo muy feliz y por primera vez en mi vida creo que me lo merezco” [“no se si estoy soñando o en otra dimensión pero todo viene saliendo bien esta semana y me da miedo”] [“estoy siendo muy feliz y por primera vez en mi vida creo que me lo merezco”]. The tiny pinch of salt grounds it in everyday Cordoban drama—bus tickets, therapy hikes, and haunted ceilings like “03:01 se escucha arriba de mi casa la voz de una criatura. Lo gracioso es que arriba de mi casa no vive nadie”—because this cocktail, like Constanza’s timeline, is funny, a little cursed, and absolutely alive [“03:01 se escucha arriba de mi casa la voz de una criatura. Lo gracioso es que arriba de mi casa no vive nadie”].

Your Hogwarts House
Constanza’s tweets center strongly on affection, everyday joys, and loyalty, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. Their love for their club and community is evident in “por dios te amo belgrano” and “mi familia es lo más grande que hay”, showing deep attachment and steadfastness to the groups they care about. They also promote kindness and solidarity, like when they urge others to help kids in need in “ayúdanos a que los pibes de cooperativa Argüello puedan tener una cena rica y calentita 🙏🏼”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s concern for fairness and the well-being of others. Even their humorous complaints about everyday struggles, such as “Lunes y me escribió la psicologa nueva para decirme que aumentaba la sesión loco en este país no se puede ser feliz tres días seguidos”, read more as resilient, down-to-earth perseverance than dramatic heroics or cold ambition. Altogether, the emphasis on loyalty, care, and a warm, communal outlook fits Hufflepuff better than any other house.

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A song about enjoying life despite its chaos fits her mix of drama and humor perfectly. She swings between tiny joys and big frustrations, like when she celebrates small blessings such as “es viernes y me gane 2 lomitos a veces la vida es buena” while also ranting about Argentina with “desde hoy argentina ex país”. The song’s theme of laughing, dancing, and moving forward matches her attitude when she says “estoy siendo muy feliz y por primera vez en mi vida creo que me lo merezco”. Even on chaotic or embarrassing days, like “como me voy a chupar un martes q vergüenza”, she leans into the humor and keeps going. Her love for her team and people, shown in “por dios te amo belgrano” and “mi familia es lo más grande que hay”, also echoes the song’s emotional, celebratory spirit of living life fully with your community.

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